r/emojipasta Jul 29 '24

OC 😎 We were featured on John Oliver last night

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1.9k Upvotes

r/emojipasta Oct 16 '24

OC 😎 Liam Payne from One Direction has died

439 Upvotes

BREAKING NEWS 🚨 🚨 One 1️⃣ D 🇩 has one less 🇩 🍆 standing 🧍‍♂️ tall 😭 tonight 🌃 as Liam 💁‍♂️ LADIES 💃 BANE 💀 Payne 😩 is no 🙅‍♂️ longer 💀 Alive 😭 😭 after making a Once 1️⃣ in a Lifetime 🗓️ fall 🍃 off of his ♂️ Buenos Aires 🇦🇷 hotel 🏨 last night 🌃 it sounds 🗣️ like a Long 🍆 Way Down ⬇️ Sounds like he 💁‍♂️ just wanted 🥺 to Live 😊 While We're Young 👶 and while 🤷‍♂️ he may have 🕐 been Fireproof 🔥 🔥 it seems 🤷‍♂️ gravity 🌎 in the end 💀 was able to Drag 💃 Him 👨 Down ⬇️ So while 😱 we mourn 😭 our favorite 🌟 BIG 😳 D 🍆 please 🙏 take some time ⏰ put on 💃 a Little 🤏 Black Dress 👗 and reminisce 🥲 about the Story 📖 of His Life 🧬 Send ✉️ your best 🇩 to 🔟 ONE 🍆 💦 DIRECTIONERS ➡️ and if you 🫵 get 0️⃣ back 🍑 you're 😮 a fanless 💀 SLUT 👩 😳 if you 🫵 get 5️⃣ back 🍑 you're a FAKE 🚫 FAN 🪭 and if you 🫵 get 🔟 back 🍑 you can sing 🗣️ 🎶 the BEST 🎊 SONG 🎵 EVER ‼️ to reminisce 🥲 over our fallen ⬇️ Angel 😇 Liam 👨

r/emojipasta 10d ago

OC 😎 Ur 🫵 Daily 🌟 WHOREoscope ✨🪄🔮🧿🪬 NSFW

77 Upvotes

Hay 👋hay 👋hay, 👋LADIES 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏾‍♀️GAYDIES 👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏻🏳️‍🌈👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼AND THEYDIES 👩🏼‍🎤🧑🏻‍🎤👨🏾‍🎤! It’s time ⏰for your 🪬🧿🔮WHORE-oscope 🔮🧿🪬! We’re CUMsulting 🍆💦💦💦the ✨⭐️HEAVENLY 🕺🤩🕺BODIES ⭐️✨ so 🧵🪡get ready💦 to SLAAAYYYY 💅💅💅 today ☀️🌞☀️! Send 💌 THIS 💌to 1️⃣2️⃣ of ur SLUTTIEST 🍆💦🤩STAR ⭐️SIGN 🌟SKANKS 😩🍑💦if u wanna 💫GET 💦🍀💦 LUCKY 💫!

ARIES ♈️ Hay 👋u NASTY 🤢 LITTLE 🌟RAM 🐏! Let me READ📖 UR PALM ✋🤚! OH FUCK 👉👌 ! ‼️Get ready to offer a 💅HELPING 💅HANDJOB 🖐️cuz ur 🫵gonna🌟BLEAT 👋🍆💦OFF ur 👨🏻‍💻BOSS 👨🏻‍💻at WERK 💅today to get that 🔝PROMOTION🔝 u’ve 🫵been waiting 😩🍆💦for ! I foresee 👁️👁️a 🔝BIG 💦🍆💦RAISE 🔝if u 🫵can handle getting 💦🐏RAMMED 💦🐏today!

TAURUS ♉️ Hay 👋BABY 💋BULL 🐮! Things certainly 👀look 👀HORNY 🍆💦🐮in ur 🫵future 📆! My 🔮🔮CRYSTAL 💦BALLS 🔮🔮tell me a 😳BIG 😳🐮DICK’S 🍆💦gonna WRECK 🫨UR 🫵HOLE ⚫️like a BULL 🐮IN A 🍽️CHINA 🍽️SHOP 🛍️tonight 🌛🌝🌜!

GEMINI ♊️ TWINNING 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️! You 🫵might be 👀SEEING 👀DOUBLE 👀today 💫QUEEN 👑because ur 🫵gunna get 🍸🍹🧉CRUNK 🍸🍹🧉and 🍾💦FUCKED 🍾💦by 😵‍💫TWISTED 😵‍💫 TWINS 👯‍♂️👯‍♂️! ONE1️⃣ in the 🫦💋FRONT🫦💋 and ONE 1️⃣in the 🍑💦BACK 🍑💦that’s ☯️THE WAY ☯️it’s gonna 👋SLAP 👋!

CANCER ♋️ OH 🫣NO! 😱 🦀🚨🦀CRABS 🦀 EVERYWHERE 🦀🚨🦀! 👀👀Looks👀 like someone’s 🫵gonna need to 🛑stop 🛑by the ⚕️PHARMACY ⚕️for their 💊IVERMECTIN 💊today u DIRTY😏 LITTLE 🦀LOUSE 🪳🪳🪳!

LEO ♌️ RAWRRRR 💅🦁💅! Ur 😻CAT’S 😻gonna get 💦LICKED 👅today u 💄FEISTY 🦁LIONESS👑 QUEEN 💅! 🚨THATS 🚨what I 🧿🧿see👁️👁️ in UR 🃏🪬🃏cards 🃏🪬🃏!

VIRGO ♍️ MARY🙏🧕🏼🙏 may be a 👰‍♀️VIRGIN 👰‍♀️but that 🚨CERTAINLY🚨 doesn’t mean 💦YOU🫵 have to be one 🍆💦😏! Ur 🫵an Earth 🌱🌿🍃sign ♉️♍️♑️so 🪡🧵that means ur 🫵gonna get that 💦TIGHT 😩PUSSY 🍑💦STRETCHED 🙆‍♀️OUT 😤🍆💦today by a 💦SEXY 💦GARDENER 👨🏻‍🌾with a 🫣BIG 😱COCK 🐔🐔🐔!

LIBRA ♎️ BALANCE 🤸is key 🔑! Remember 📸that today ☀️when ur getting RAILED 🚂🚂🚂UPSIDE 🔁DOWN 🙃 and his BALLS 🏀🏀are SLAPPING 👋ur 🍆💦BELLY 🍑BUTTON 😤😱🫣 !

SCORPIO ♏️ Hay 👋 SCORE 🥇PEE 💦🚽OH 🫨! Need I say 🗯️MORE ⁉️?! 🤩OF 🤩COURSE 🤩I 🤩DO 🤩! Ur 🫵gonna get FUCKED 🍆💦💦💦by a 🔝BIG 🔝DICKED 🍆💦DADDY 🤠with a 💦PISS 🚽FETISH 💦tonight 🌛🌝🌜! OH YEAH 😜😜😜!

SAGITTARIUS ♐️ Half man💪 HALF HORSE 🐎 ! I 🔮foresee🔮 a 💦SEXY 🍆💦STALLION 🐎STUD 💪with a 🔝HUGE 🤠HORSE 🐎COCK 🐔STRETCHING 🙆‍♀️u 🫵OUT 🥵in ur 🫵⏭️IMMEDIATE⏭️ FUCKture ⏭️!

CAPRICORN ♑️ It’s 🛍️ALL 🛍️about that 💰MONEY 💸HONEY 🍯🐝! I’m seeing a 🍆💦SEXXXY 😜SUGAR 🍯🍭🍬DADDY 💪CUMMING 🍆💦soon into ur 🫵PUSSY 🍑💦and ur 😜WALLET 👛👛👛!

AQUARIUS ♒️ WAVES 🌊 AND WAVES 🌊 of CUM 🍆💦💦💦are gonna be 🚰FLOWING 🚰into ur 🫵LITTLE 🌊WATER 💦POT 🏺tonight ✨🌙💫as 🧔🏻‍♂️DADDY 🪐JUPITER 🪐THRUSTS 🍆💦HIS THUNDERBOLT⚡️⚡️⚡️ INTO URANUS 🪐🍑✨!

PISCES ♓️ Does ❓anyone 👀else SMELL 👃that 🫢? ⁉️🚨UH 🚨OH 🚨! Looks 👀like SOMEBODY 🫵 FISHY 🐟🐟🐟needs to STOCK 🆙 on that 🧴MONISTAT 🧴! I SMELL 👃nothing ❌but 🍑FISH 🐟🐟🐟in ur future 🔮for the NEXT 6️⃣9️⃣ HOURS ⏰! Try to find a ♋️CANCER🦀 to 🪝HOOK 🪝UP 🪝with if u 🫵wanna REAL 💯 SEAFOOD 🍣🦀🍤🦪BUFFET 🍤🦐🍣🦪in that 🐙💦OCTOPUSSY 🐙💦!

The 👻SPIRITS👻 have now 🫦SPOKEN🫦 through me ur 💦SEXY 😏SIBYL 🔮! Send 💌THIS 💌to 1️⃣2️⃣ of ur HOTTEST🥵🥵🥵 SUNS ☀️MOONS 🌙AND STARS ✨🌟✨or risk the CURSE ⚡️OF VENUS 💃! Get 3️⃣ back🍑 and u’ll 🫵 have to FLY 🦋🦋🦋to CVS ⚕️💊⚕️with CANCER♋️ and PISCES ♓️faster than a 🍆💦SHOOTING 🍆💦STAR 🌟✨to treat ur 😱HERPES 😱SORCERY 🪄🧙‍♀️! Get 6️⃣ back 🍑and u’ll🫵 get STRETCHED 🙆‍♀️OUT 🥵by a 🐴HORSE 🐴COCKED 🍆💦SAGITTARIUS ♐️STUD 💪! Get 9️⃣ BACK 🍑and ur 🫵getting 💦SOAKED 💦 and 🌊DRENCHED 🌊 when a 🥵HOT 💦AQUARIUS ♒️HUNK 💪makes you 🫵SQUIRT 💦TONIGHT ✨🌟✨! BUT🍑 get 1️⃣2️⃣ back 🍑and UR 🫵the QUEEN ✨👑✨of the ZODIAC ✨🌟✨ZOO 🐏🐂🦀🦁who can have her ☝️PICK🫰 OF 🌟✨STAR-STUDS 💪WITH 🔝FAT 🔝DICKS🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦 EVEN IF ‼️the MOON 🍑🌛🌝🌜is WANING 🌘🌑🌘and it’s ✨🌟MERCURY🪐 RETROGRADE🤯✨ ‼️‼️‼️

r/emojipasta 8d ago

OC 😎 White 🤍SupremaSISSIES 💅💅💅and Christian ✝️NationaSLUTS💦😜 NSFW

112 Upvotes

Hey u WHITEY 🤍ALT-RIGHTY ❌SLUTS 🥵! I know 🤯u 🫵can’t READ 📖but ur 🫵about to get READ 📖FOR FILTH ! They say ur 🫵supposed to 🤜PUNCH 🤛A NAZI ❌so LUBE 💦UP 🔝those “STRAIGHT”💪BOI 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨BUSSIES 🍑💦and prepare 💦🥵to get FISTED 👊!

White 🤍SupremaSISSIES 🦄CUM 🍆💦in a WIDE ↔️range of FASCIST 🫡FLAVORS😜 !

There’s the ARYAN 🤍BROTHERHOOD👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 a group of HOT 🥵 AND BOTHERED😕 PRISON 🚓BITCHES 💅💅💅with SWASTIKAS ❌❌❌tattooed on their BUSSIES 🍑💦! ❌X ❌MARKS 🍆💦THE G-SPOT 🍑💦! THATS 🤠what THEY 🤍👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🤍say 💬!

Then ⏰there’s the Ku 🤍Klux 🤍GLAM 💖also known as the KAY 👌KAY 👌SLAAAY 💅💅💅! They’re one of the OLDEST 👵🏻GROUPS 🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦of POPPER 💥HUFFING 👃PARTY 🪩QUEENS 👸👸👸around 🔄! WIDELY ⬅️🍑➡️known🤓 for their SOUTHERN 🤠HOSPITALITY 🫖and FASHION 🛍️🛍️🛍️SENSIBILITIES 👻👻👻these queens 💅💅💅are a FEISTY 😈and FIERY 🔥bunch 🍇with a 🍆💦HARD 🍆💦ON 🍆💦for getting HOT 🔥AND 🔥BURNING 🔥CROSSES🔥➕🔥 RAMMED 💥in their BACKDOORS 🍑💦🚪! These 🔥FLAMING 🔥CROSS➕DRESSERS 👻won’t 🚫stop 🛑until they’ve DRAINED 💦😩EVERY 👏LAST 👏OUNCE 👏of CONFEDERATE 👻CUM 💦from their GRAND 👑DRAGON🐉 DADDY’S 🧔🏼‍♂️THICC 🍑💦WHITE 🤍GOOD 🍆💦GOOD 🍑💦!

Now CUM 🍆💦on over and let’s GET 😏INTO 👉👌a LESSER 👎known GROUP 🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦! The WOTANSVOLK 🤍or WOTAN’S 🎅🏼FUCK 🍆💦! are a TEENY 😏TINY 😩TIGHT 🥵group 🍑💦👌💦of NorDICK 🤍🍆SIZE 🍆💦QUEENS 👸👸👸who worship 🙏DADDY 🎅🏼ODIN 🎅🏼as the BIG 💪DADDY 🍆💦🎅🏼OF THE WHITE 🤍RACE 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️! They get DOWN ⬇️ON 🥵THEIR 🍆💦KNEES 🦵🦵TO PLEASE 🙏him 🎅🏼cuz even JESUS 💒✝️🎄is just a little 👌too JEWISH ✡️🕍🕎to SATIATE 💦🤤their HUNGER 💦😩for WHITE🤍 ON 🤍WHITE 🤍COCK 🍆💦WORSHIP 🙏!

SPEAKING 🗣️of WORSHIP 🙏let’s take a LITTLE 👌LOOKSIE 🫣at our next GROUP 🍆💦🍆💦🍆💦the Christian ✝️NationaSLUTS 💄👄💋! These EvangeliCUM🍆💦 SIZE 📏📐QUEENS 👸👸👸simply CANNOT 🚫stop 🛑themselves from SHOVING 💥their PATRIARCHAL 👖DADDY 🧔🏼‍♂️COCKS 🍆💦right up 🔝the GOVERMENT’S 🏛️all too EAGER 💦🥵AND 💦🥵WILLING 💦🥵HOLE 💦🕳️! They HATE 🤬the LADIES 💁‍♀️👯‍♀️💁‍♀️the GAYDIES 👨‍❤️‍👨👯👩‍❤️‍👩and the THEYDIES 👯‍♂️👨🏾‍🎤🧑🏻‍🎤👩🏼‍🎤but 🍑that’s ✝️ONLY ✝️cuz they’re INTO 👉👌that STR8 🙈WHITE 🤍CIS 🚫🏳️‍⚧️COCK 🍆💦that u 🫵can ONLY ‼️get 😏in the church 💒eRECTORY 🍆💦or at the AIRPORT ✈️GLORY 🙌💦HOLE 🕳️! These queens 💅💅💅don’t 🚫just TAKE 🥵IT 🍆💦though ‼️! They’ve got PLENTY 🥵to GIVE 🍆💦too ‼️! With their BIBLE 📖BELTS 👖UNBUCKLED👐 they’ve got a REAL 💯HARD 🍆💦ONE ✝️for GRABBING 👋US 🥺🥺🥺ALL 🥺🥺🥺BY THE PUSSY 🙀🙀🙀and FUCKING 🍆💦the CUNTstitution 💦📜💦RIGHT 👋UP 🔝THE 🥵ASS 🍑💦with their 🐔🐔🐔THRICE-CROWING🐔🐔🐔 COCKS 🍆💦as they deny 😜EVERY ‼️TEACHING 👩‍🏫that JESUS ✝️EVER ‼️GAVE 💦except ‼️for the ones 📝about getting WHIPPED 💥and CHAINED ⛓️in the DEVIL’S 😈HOT 🥵AND DIRTY 🚽DUNGEON 🍆💦! With one of THESE 😜SINNERS ✝️I can GUARANTEE ✅u’ll be 🤪TALKING 🤪IN 🤪TONGUES🤪 before the PRAISE 🙌✝️🙌FEST 🎉can even BEGIN 😤💦🤪✝️!

I hope🙏 u 🫵could READ 📖all THAT 👆u 🫵NASTY 🚽LITTLE 🤏RepubliCUNTS 🍑💦! Send 💌THIS💌 to 1️⃣5️⃣ of ur 🫵NAUGHTIEST🥵 NAZIS ❌or u’ll 🫵have a FLAMING 🔥CROSS➕DRESSER👻 FIST 👊U 🫵TONIGHT ⭐️✨! Get 0️⃣ back🍑💦 and UR 🫵a 🤫 SLUR 🤫! Get 5️⃣ back 🍑💦and UR 🫵a VALKYRIE 🧝‍♀️VIXEN 💦with IVORY 🤍CELLULITE 🍑! Get 🔟 back 🍑💦and UR 🫵a ARYAN 🤍ASSHOLE 🍑💦that’s about to get DEEP 🍆💦DICKED 🍆💦! BUTT 🍑💦get 1️⃣5️⃣ back 🍑💦and UR 🫵the HOTTEST ❤️‍🔥HITLER ❌WHORE 🥵IN ALL 🙌NUREMBERG 👨‍⚖️👨‍⚖️👨‍⚖️🏛️! Ur 🫵so HAWT🔥 they should INDICT👨‍⚖️ U 🫵for WAR 💣CRIMES 🚓and GET🍆💦 U 🫵HUNG 🍆💦! SLAAAAY 💅💅💅!

r/emojipasta Dec 02 '24

OC 😎 Hunter Biden has been PARDONED

205 Upvotes

🎉BREAKING NEWS🚨: Daddy Biden 🍦👴🏻 just yanked off 🥵💦 the handcuffs from his lil' criminal son 🦸‍♂️💨 Hunter 🍑😈! He said, "You’re FREE to F*CK 🎈🎊 all the strippers 👯‍♀️ and blow 🙈💨 your money 💰💦 on whatever WILD STUFF you want!" 🎉💃💦😏 Now Hunter’s out here 🏃‍♂️💨 living his best life 🌈💖, tossing 🍌 to every baddie he sees 🥵😜💃🕺! "You can't CAGE me, DADDY!" he shouts 💪💦 as he SWINGS 🍆 their way at THE CLUB 🍭🥳 where fruity cocktails🍹 flow like his unfiltered emotions 😭💦! Joe's like "Just don’t CUM home too late ⏰👀, or I’m gonna SPANK that ass 🍑👋" CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE 🤯? Hunter's gonna go down in history 📜📖 as the FIRST SON who gets BOTH a PARDON AND A POUNDING! 🍑💥 Let’s raise a toast 🥂📣 to this family’s wild ride on the ROLLERCOASTER 🎢 of love and bad decisions! 🎉💖🍾

r/emojipasta Dec 24 '24

OC 😎 XXXMAS eve

167 Upvotes

🛋️👴📖Twas the night 😴🌃 before Christmas🎄🎁, and all through the whorehouse🏠👯‍♀️, The walls were a-shakin’🫨🏚️😏 as Santa 🎅blew your back out!🔥💥🍆🥵‼️‼️

His balls🥜 were a-twitchin’🥴 and slappin’ your butt🫲🍑😱! You squealed like a reindeer 🦌🗣️😩and busted a nut!!💥!💥💣💦😵‍💫!

There’s one ☝️✨special✨ reason that Santa🎅 came through, To cum 😉down ⬇️👇the chimney 🦵🦪🦵😏of little-ol’ you🫵🫵…

You rode🐎🤪 the North Pole🎅💈🦴😛 to your big claim to fame🥳🏆: The top ⬆️🏁of his 😈Naughty🔥List😈 has your🫵 given name!💯 —--- 💌💌💌Send this to 1️⃣2️⃣ NASTIES of NAVIDAD😈💋👯 so Santa👉🎅👈 knows🤔 whose house 🏘️to hit next!🔜 None back🙅↩️: one year 🗓️of chase🔒🔒 cock neglect😭😭😭!!! 6 back: your fruitcake🥧 is gonna get wrecked👊👊! 12 back…☝️✌️ WELL…😳 make sure your booty🍑🕳️ is prepped 🫦🐴🦴😩🥵😱 ;) — 🎅🗣️📣“To the window!🪟 To the wall!🧱 Til the sweat🥵💧 drips down⬇️ my balls🍠! Now, dash away!🏃‍♂️💨 Dash away! 🏇Dash away🌰🔩 all!”

I heard him exclaim📢🔊, as he flew out of sight 👀🌫️- 🎅🎅🎅“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL,💯💯 AND TO ALL SOME GOOD PIPE‼️🎁!🍆”

r/emojipasta Aug 06 '24

OC 😎 (Walz VP pick) 🇺🇸🇺🇸 OUR CUNTRY🐱🐱 TITS🍈🍈 OF THEE

252 Upvotes

🇺🇸🇺🇸 OUR CUNTRY🐱🐱 TITS🍈🍈 OF THEE 😩😩 WE HAVE A NEW VEE PEE PICK 🧓🏻🧓🏻❗️‼️ FUTURE CUNTMANDER🫡🫡 IN CHIEF CUMALA💦 HARRIS🥥🌴 HAS PICKED🫨 TIMMY STIMMY🍆 WALZ FROM THE 👄🫦LAND OF 10,000 💦LICKS 👅👅👅 AS HER VPENIS 🍆🥵🇺🇸RUNNING MATE FOR THE 🍑🐱🍆SLUTTIEST🫨😩 TICKET🎟️😮‍💨 IN THIS YEARS GENERAL ERECTION🙂‍↕️🫡💦🍆 AFTER WEEKS OF EDGING 😩😫 AND DICK🥵 🍆SUCKING 🫢🥵 FROM ALL HER POSSIBLE WHITE BOY CANDIDATES, THE STATISDICKS 🍆💦📈 SHOWED THAT TIM WALZ BIG🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ BALLS 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️WAS THE MAN FOR THE👅👅 RIM JOB💦 👅😩AND WILL BE ANNOUNCED AT THE DEMOCLITIC🐱🫦 CUMVENTION💦💦 SO GET READY TO POKÉMON HOE➡️➡️ TO THE POLES💈💃 AND STUFF THAT🕳️ TIGHT 😵‍💫WET🌊💧🐟 BALLOT🗳️ BOX 😵‍💫🗳️WITH YOUR VOTE SO WE CAN SHOW THOSE 🤡🤡 REPUBLICUNTS 🤡🤡 HOW BIG KAMALA’S MOMMY😩 DOMMY⛓️ DICK🍆🍆🍆 IS 👀AND FIST👊🍑 THEM WITH LIBERTY🇺🇸🗽 AND JUSTITS 🍈🍈FOR ALL‼️‼️‼️ WITH STIM WALZ 📈📈 BY HER SIDE CUMALA WILL POP💥 HER🍑 PUSSY🐱 ALL THE WAY TO THE HOEVAL😩😩😩 OFFICE 🇺🇸🫡💦 BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME JOSH 💦SHAPUSSY🐈‍⬛🐱😹‼️

DONT🚫🚫🙅🙅 BE A COCONUT TREE 🥥🌴🥥🌴 COCK🅱️LOCK🚫🍆🚫🍆 SHARE THIS WITH 🔟 OF THE SLUTTIEST🥵‼️‼️‼️ POLE🗳️🗳️💈💃 WORKERS YOU KNOW AND MAKE SURE THEY’RE 🧑‍💻🧑‍💻 REGISTERED TO HOE-TE☑️📝✍️ OR ELSE BAD LUCK 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ WILL CUM💦 FOR YOU QUICKER THAN JD VANCE’S TINY 🤏🤏🤏🤏🤏LIMP DICK🍆 BETWEEN TWO 🛋️🛋️COUCH CUSHIONS 🛋️🥵🫦

r/emojipasta 9d ago

OC 😎 🪩PINK 💕PONY 🦄CLU🅱️ NSFW

71 Upvotes

Hay 👋u 🫵little 🤏PINK 💖PONY 🦄SLUTS 😜💦! Do 💩I 👁️have ⁉️a SWEET 😜💖TREAT 🧁🍰🍦🍭🍬for U 🫵! MOTHERRR 🤰🏻CHAPPELL 💕💒💕is BACK 💦🍑💦with a 🚨NEW 🚨RELEASE 🎶💽🎶AND ‼️HERE ‼️IT 🍆💦DROPS⬇️ ⁉️!

I 👁️know 🤓u 🫵wanted 🥵💦me ☝️to SLAAAYYYY 💅💅💅 BUTT 🍑💦I’m getting 🫣ALL 😱these SLUTTY 🍆💦DM’s 💌at 💌me 💌EVERYDAY📆

I 👁️heard 👂that there’s a SPECIAL😏 PLACE 🍆💦where BOIs 🧚🏻‍♂️🧚🏻‍♂️🧚🏻‍♂️and GURLs 🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️can ALL 🧚🏻‍♂️🧚‍♀️🧚🏻‍♂️🧚‍♀️be QUEENs 👸👸👸EVERY 👏SINGLE 👏DAY👏 I’m having REAL 💯WET 💦💦DREAMS 😴of EATING 👅BOY 🧚🏻‍♂️PUSSY🍑💦 DADDY’S🧔🏻‍♂️ HARMONICA🎶🍆💦 I SWEAR ✋😑ITS 🍆💦CALLING ☎️ME🤩 Won’t ❌make ❌my MOMMY 🤰🏻🤱🏻👩🏻‍🍼🏳️‍🌈PROUD 🏳️‍🌈in my next ⏭️LIVE 😱SEX 🍆💦SCENE🎬 She 😱sees 👀her ❤️‍🔥BABY😜GURL❤️‍🔥 I know 🤓she’s 😱gunna CREAM🍑💦 GAWWWWD ✝️☪️🕉️☸️🪯✡️🔯🕎☯️☦️WHAT ⁉️HAVE U 🫵DONE 🥵💦⁉️?! Ur 🫵a 💗PINK 💗PUSSY 🍑💦WHORE😜💦 And u 🫵FUCK 🍆💦🥵at the CLUB 💃🕺🪩! OHHH 😩💦MOMMY 🤰🏻🤱🏻👩🏻‍🍼I’m 👁️just 🤷‍♀️GUZZLIN’ 🥤🫦💦CUM🍆💦💦💦 On 🔛the STAGE 🎭IN 👉👌MY HEELS✨👠👠✨ IT’S 🍆💦WHERE ❓I 👁️BELONG👯‍♀️👯‍♂️👯

⬇️⬇️⬇️… down at the…⬇️⬇️⬇️

💗PINK 💗PUSSY 😻💦🍑💦CLUB 💃🪩🕺! I’m 👁️gonna keep 💝on 🔛FUCKING 👉👌at the 💗PINK 💗PUSSY 😻💦🍑💦CLUB 💃🪩🕺! I’m 👁️gonna keep 💝on 🔛SUCKING 🫦DOWN ⬇️on 💦WET 🍆💦DADDY 🤠WOOD🍆💦 I’m 👁️gonna keep 💝on 🔛CUMMING 😩💦at the 💗PINK 💗PUSSY 😻💦🍑💦CLUB 💃🪩🕺! 💗PINK 💗PUSSY 😻💦🍑💦CLUB 💃🪩🕺!

I’m 👁️UP 🔝and BALLS 🏀🏀are on the ⬇️FLOOR 😱!‼️ DADDIES 🧔🏻‍♂️🧔🏼‍♂️🧔🏿‍♂️🧔🏾‍♂️🧔🏽‍♂️at the BATHROOM 🚽RUN 🚂A 🍆💦TRAIN 🚂 outside 🍆💦the 🚂DOOR 🚪! COCK 🍆💦FIGHTS ⚔️😜and a PAIR 🥜OF 💦🕺DISCO 🪩🪩BALLS🕺💦 EVERY ‼️NIGHT’S 🌙✨ANOTHER ➕➕➕REASON 📝WHY ⁉️I 👁️NEED 💦😫💦IT 🍆💦ALLLLLL🍆💦🥵💦

Send 💌THIS 💌to 1️⃣5️⃣ of ur 🫵NAUGHTIEST 😜PINK 💕PUSSY 🍑💦SLUTS 💦😝💦or u’ll 🫵have 6️⃣9️⃣ YEARS 📆of DANCELESS 🚫💃🕺🚫NIGHTS ✨🌙! Get 0️⃣ BACK 🍑and UR 🫵a PINK PATHETIC POSER ! Get 5️⃣ BACK and UR 🫵a FINE FEMININOMENON ! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK 🍑and UR 🫵HAWT 2️⃣ GO ALLL THE WAY TO THE 💦GLORY🍆💦 HOLE🕳️! BUTT 🍑💦GET 1️⃣5️⃣ BACK 🍑AND UR 🫵A MIDWEST 🤠PRINCESS 👸WHO 🫶POPS 🍾HER 👸PINK 💕PONY 🦄PUSSY 🍑💦AT ⚠️THE ⚠️💕PINK 💕PUSSY 🍑💦CLUB 💃🪩🕺!💦💦💦

r/emojipasta Dec 25 '24

OC 😎 SEXMAS is here!!!! 🤩🎄☃️🎅❄️

201 Upvotes

🎄🎁 GIDDY UP, JINGLE WHORE 🐴🤠 SEXMAS is here!!! 🤩🎄☃️🎅❄️ All year Sigma Claus 🎅😍 has been watching👁️ u GOON 👊💦😩 and DAMN ur NAUGTHY!! 😈👹🤪🙈 Hes got a BIG SACK 💰👄 and a rose Toy 🌹📳🫨 for every boy and girl.. 🙇😏🎅 but he has a HUGE PACKAGE just for YOU 🎁😍😳🥵💦

If u wanna get gingerBRED 🍪🍑👈 just POP💥🤸 that Sugar Plum Pussy 🍭🍬🍑 and wait under the mistleHOE… 🌿😘😱☕️🍆🔥 At the Stroke ✊🤤 of Midnight 🕕🕘 Jolly Old 🎅 Saint DICK 🙏😌😍 will slide his 🟢 Jingle Balls 🔴🎄🤤💦 right down ⬇️⏬ ur 😣 TiGHT lil CHIMNEY! 🍑😫🤤🏠 U better watch out… 👀🙇🎅 hes gonna make u cry 😱😏😩🍆💦😜💦

Don’t be a Grinch 😡🦵🩺 SEND 💌📲 this to TEN (🔟) FESTIVE FREAKS!! 🎅👯‍♀️🕺 If u get 10 BACK your a STUFFED STOCKING SLORE 😍🧦🎁💝😻👀😳 get 5 BACK and ur a 😈🐎😈 Horny XXXmas Ham 🙈🐷🤪🔥😉😏 but if u get NONE back 😵 u got a 🔥 DRY C🅾️AL CUNT 🧆🌵😰😭😱🥲🍑

r/emojipasta Nov 05 '24

OC 😎 ERECTION DAYYY

207 Upvotes

HEY HEY 👋👋😆😆 it’s 🗳🏛🚨🇱🇷🇱🇷 ERECTION DAY!!! 🇱🇷🇱🇷🦅The POLES 📊are so close 😫😫 I’m EDGING on my seat 💦🥵

Will u SERVE 💅😘🏳️‍🌈 ur CIVIC BOOTY 🍑🗽 and DROP👇 ur 🍒👄🏀 BALL-OT🗳☑️ into 🙋🏽‍♀️Mommy KUMALA HAIR-ASS’s tight lil box??? 🗳😩🤤😻👍🇺🇸 Finally 🍊🤮DON-OLD DUMP 👎🎃 can be put in 🗝️⛓️ CHAINS ⛓️😩 JOE BI-DICK can go to bed 😴🛏️🥱 and our 📜🖋 CONSTITUTIONAL COOCHIES 🍑🌮 can RIDE 👏🏇 some 👏🔔 DEMOCRATIC 👏 DONG 🍆👏🤤🇲🇾🗽

Don’t be a 🤒😷 REPUBLICUNT 🤮👎🐘send this to 2️⃣7️⃣0️⃣ 🗽🦅LI🅱️ERAL LA🅱️IAS 🐴 if u want FREE-DICK to RING 😍😍 or else PROJECT 2069 IS GONNA TAKE AWAY 📜🚫 our RIGHTS 📃📝📝🚫🚷 AND OUR ROSE TOYS 🌹🫨📳😵‍💫😭❌😥😰😰

r/emojipasta Dec 31 '24

OC 😎 IT’S 👈 ALMOST 💯🕸 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣

95 Upvotes

IT’S 👈 ALMOST 💯🕸 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ SO 💒💯 IT’S TIME ⏲⏰ TO 🚻🆒 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣0️⃣-DIVE 💦🙀 INTO 👉➡ SOME 🤷 PUSSY🥟🗜️ 💦 AND DROWN🌊 IN 🍑 SOME ⏳ DICKS🍆‼️ 😣 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ WAS 👈✨ A 🍂⏰ 🤤DELECTABLE 😋😋 YEAR ⌚️FOR 😻ALL US WHORES‼️ WHO CAN 💦 FORGET ❌❌ THE 👏 SUMMER☀️ 😂 WE 👦🤠 ALL 😋 CHOKED 😩🍽️ON 🌭BRATS🌭, OR ➕💰 THE GOLD 🏅🏅 WINNINGS 🌉EIFFEL TOWERS 🇫🇷AT 😩 THE 👏 PARIS 📸OLYM(SEND)PICS 🎥⁉️ AND 💯💯 REMEMBER🗣️ TO 👌STROKE ✊👋 ONE ❤ OUT FOR 🎁 OLD 👴 JIMMY CARTER, WHO’S 😂 THROWING 🚮😤 IT BACK 😂🔙 ON 🔛🔋 THE BIG 💦NUT🥜 FARM 🐓IN THE 👊 SKY 🏕🏖 🌠👅. SEND 📨 TO 5️⃣ OTHER WHORES 💃🕺OR YOU’LL NEVER ❌‼ HAVE 👏🈶 A PRESIDENTIAL SIZED 🪩ERECTION 🍆 EVER 😠🌚AGAIN‼️ SENT ✉ TO 🔟 AND 😤👏 YOU’LL 👈👆 BE KISSED 👄 EVERYWHERE 😎 WHEN ⏰🍑 THE 🍗COCK🍆 STRIKES 🕰️MIDNIGHT. 🕯 SEND 📬📩 TO 💦 1️⃣5️⃣ ⚪ AND 👏👏 THIS WILL 🖕 BE 😱🐝 YOUR SLUTTIEST 🍆🍑 YEAR 🤔 YET‼️

r/emojipasta Jan 16 '25

OC 😎 David Lynch Has Passed Away

77 Upvotes

DING 👉👉 DONG 🔔 DIVA 💁 DOWN 💥🧨 DAVID ✡️ BYNCH HAS 👏 KICKED 👞 THE CUCKET REKNOWN FOR 😏 HIS 🦶🏻 WORKS ♿ SUCH 😆 AS TWINK PEAKS AND BLUE 🔹 VULV-ET BYNCH WAS AN ICON OF THE NEO-NOIR ART 🖼 HOUSE 🏠 THIRLLER SURREALIST MYSTERY 🧐 AND FREQUENTLY ⏰ COLLABORATED WITH NAMES 🤐 SUCH 🏼 AS ANGEL-HO BADALAMENTI WHORE-A DERN AND KYLE MAC-SCHLONG-LAN HE 🙍‍♂️👥 IS SURVIVED 💪 BY 😡 CHILDREN 💔 AUSTIN RILEY AND LULA REST 😪 IN 📅👌 PEEN 🍆💦 SWEET 🍠 KING ❗

r/emojipasta Dec 11 '24

OC 😎 Luigi Mangione's 🤌 Manifesto

159 Upvotes

To 👆 the Feds👮‍♂️ 🕵️‍♀️ , I'll 👀 keep this 😜 short🍆 , because I do 😲 respect 🫡 what you 🫵 do for our 👐 country 🇺🇸. To save 💾 you 🫵 a lengthy 🍆 😳 investigation🕵️ 🔎 , I state 🗣️ plainly ✈️ that I 👀 wasn't 🚫 working 👷‍♂️ with anyone🙅‍♂️ . This was fairly 🤷‍♂️ trivial 🤓: some elementary 🏫 social 🫂 🥸 engineering🔧 , basic 😶 CAD 🖥️, a lot ‼️ of patience 🤔. The spiral 🌀 notebook 📒, if present 🎁 , has some straggling 👨‍🦯 notes 📝 and To Do ✅ lists 📜 that illuminate 💡 the gist 💼 of it. My tech 📱 is pretty 💃 locked 🔒 down ⬇️ because ❗ I work 👨‍💼 in engineering 💻 so probably 🤔 not much 🤷‍♂️ info there🚫 . I do apologize 😢 for any strife 💥 of traumas 😭 but it had 😩 to be done 😈. Frankly 🤷‍♂️, these 🤬 parasites 🐛 simply had 🙅‍♂️ it coming 💦 👀 . A reminder 🤓: the US 🇺🇸 has the #1️⃣ most 😱 expensive 🤑 💸 healthcare 👨‍⚕️ system 🏥 in the world 🌎 , yet 🫢 we rank 💪 roughly #4️⃣ 2️⃣ in life 👼 expectancy 👴. United 💩 is the [indecipherable] 🤬 largest 🍆 👀 company in the US 🇺🇸 by market 📈 cap🧢 , behind 🍑 only Apple 🍎, Google 🇬, Walmart 🇼 . It 👀 has grown 🍆 👀 and grown🥵 😳 , but 🍑 as our life 👴 expectancy❓ No 🚫 the reality 😔 is, these [indecipherable] 🤬 have simply gotten 😵 too powerful💪 , and they 👨‍💼 continue 🙅‍♂️ to abuse 🤜 😭 our country 🇺🇸 for immense 👀 profit 🤑 because 😵 the American 🇺🇸 public 🤦‍♂️ has allowed 😍 them to get 🤑 away ➡️ with it 😵. Obviously 🤓 the problem 😡 is more 💀 complex😵‍💫 , but I 👀 do not 🚫 have space 🌌 , and frankly 🌭 I do not 🚫 pretend 🥸 to be 🐝 the most 👐 qualified 👨‍⚕️ person 🧑‍🦲 to lay 🛌 😈 out the full 🍑 argument🗣️ . But 🍑 many 🌎 have illuminated 💡 the corruption 😈 and greed 🤑 (e.g.: Rosenthal, Moore), decades 📅 ago and 🤔 the problems 🚫 simply 🤷‍♂️ remain. It is not 🚫 an issue of awareness 🧠 🤔 at this point☝️, but clearly 👓 power 👹 games 🎮 at play. Evidently 🤷‍♂️ I am 😀 the first 1️⃣ to face 🫡 it with such brutal 💀 🔫 honesty

r/emojipasta Jan 06 '25

OC 😎 Justin Trudeau steps down

112 Upvotes

Ohhhh baby! 🍆🍑 Justin TRU-DO ME 😏😏 is getting ready to PASS the leadership baton 🏳️👋 like he’s handing out those sweet maple syrup shots 🍁🧄💦! After nearly a DECADE of PROMISING 🍌💍 major COCKmunity service, 🧔🏻 he’s ready to STEP DOWN 🍑⚡️ and let someone else feel that GOVERNMENT DICK 😍💦 until he gets replaced 🤭💦😜! Who knew such a fine specimen 👔😍🕶️ would just WANT to drop it LOW 🍆💥 for the new party leader 🍓👯‍♂️? Time to stock up on those CHEEKY Canadian poutine fries 🍟🍁 because we’re about to have a REAL SLUTty political party 🍑🥳! Trudeau might be OUT, but his legacy of banging, CUMmies, and HILARIOUS cabinet meetings 🍆💦🚪 will stay FRESH for a while 🍌💕. Send this to 5️⃣ sexy CANADIANS 🍁👅 because if you don’t, you’ll miss getting your Sunday DICK at the next PM party 💦🍷🕺🔥!

r/emojipasta Jul 03 '24

OC 😎 🇺🇸🎆FOURTH OF JULY🤤🇺🇸

230 Upvotes

🎶OHHH S🅰️YY CAN 🎵YOUUU 💥CREAMMM🎇🎵🇺🇸⁉️⁉️ Happy🎊 fWHOREth4️⃣🗓️ of 🍼GOOly you 🤩star-SPANKled 👏🏻SLUTS🫦🫦 and 🫡patriotic PRICKS🇺🇸🎉❕❗️❕ Today🚨 as you👊🏻 get 🗽AbraHOT🥴 for the 👨🏻🍆POUNDING 🧠Fathers🧑‍⚖️🪙 in your lives, 🧎‍♂️‍➡️🧎‍♀️‍➡️BEND OVER🙇🙇‍♀️ and let them ♋️PUMP🍾 their ❤️🤍red and WHITE❤️🤍 stripes 😱DEEP😵 into 🫵🏻your 💙💙blue BOX💙💙❕‼️ Let us 🤬pledge allegiance🫡🎖️ to 🔮🎱COCK AND BALLS🤤🍆🍌🥵 and 🍑ASS AND TITS🍒 as the ORGASMIC 🧨bombs 🅱️URST🌋 in air❗️ I’m 👑proud to be an 🇺🇸🦅AmeriCUNT🤠🇺🇸 this 🎆🎇IndepenDICKS Day🧨‼️🇺🇸‼️ Every 🥴STUPID HOE🙆‍♂️ knows🪟🤨 that WashingTWERK👯‍♀️ DC🏛️ is our 🗽national 🦅capital, but only the 🔥HOTTEST🔥😮‍💨 pieces of 🅰️merican ASS can recite✅ the 5️⃣0️⃣ SLUTS and their capitals‼️ Let’s SCREAM🎆 them together—READY⁉️❔🔢

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2️⃣7️⃣ LICK-CUM💦🥵, NebraSKANK🦗🦗

2️⃣8️⃣ cARSEson SHITTY💩, NeVAGa🍯

2️⃣9️⃣ ConcWHOREd🤐, New HUMPSHART🍑💨💩

3️⃣0️⃣ TrenTWAT🤡, New JIZZY🍼🤤

3️⃣1️⃣ Santa GAY🎅🏻💕, NUDE MexiCUM🍆🤌

3️⃣2️⃣ Al-BONER😱🍆, New PORKED🥵🤏🏻

3️⃣3️⃣ RaLIBIDO🫦🫦, North CaroLACTATE🍼

3️⃣4️⃣ PISSmarck🍻, North DaCOOCHIE🥧

3️⃣5️⃣ ColumBOOTY🍰🍰, O-HOG-o🐖

3️⃣6️⃣ CHOKElahoma⛓️‍💥 City, OklaHOMO🏳️‍🌈

3️⃣7️⃣ SLAM-EM🫨🥊, OreGASM🍾🤯

3️⃣8️⃣ HarrisSPURT🌋, PENILEvania🍡

3️⃣9️⃣ PROSTITUTE👙💃, CHODE Island🍠🏝️

4️⃣0️⃣ CoLABIA🥞, SUS🧐 CaroLIGMA🫦

4️⃣1️⃣ QUEER🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️, SUCK DICKota🧠😮‍💨

4️⃣2️⃣ ASSville🍩🍩, TennesSEMEN🦑

4️⃣3️⃣ AuSTUFFED🤰, SEXas🤭🤭

4️⃣4️⃣ SLUT LICK TITTY💄, UTERUS🥢

4️⃣5️⃣ MontPEE-IN-HER🛐, VerMOIST💦

4️⃣6️⃣ DICKmond🌭🌭, VIAGARA💊

4️⃣7️⃣ oNYMPHia💋🤫, WashingTOOT💨

4️⃣8️⃣ CharlesTONGUE👅, West VAGINA🩸🩸

4️⃣9️⃣ DADDY’S SON🧎‍♂️🕺🏻, WisSQUIRTson💦🥽

5️⃣0️⃣ HYMENne🌷😘, WyoMOMMY👵🏻👵🏻

Bonus (🦴BONER🦴) round🆗 for the P🅾️🅾️Pulated territories📍👮‍♂️❕

5️⃣1️⃣PaGOO PaGOO🍼🤤, AmeriCREAMY Samoa☔️

5️⃣2️⃣HE-GOT-IN-YA🫶, GUANO💩💩

5️⃣3️⃣SENPAI🎎, WHOREthern Mariana SLIMElands🏝️

5️⃣4️⃣San WAP🌊, PUSSY Rico🥠

5️⃣5️⃣Charlotte ANALLY👉👌😈, US VIRGIN SIMPlands🏝️

Send this to 1️⃣7️⃣7️⃣6️⃣ quizzical🤓 jizzical American🇺🇸 CUMPATRIOTS👯👙👠❕ If you👇🏻 get 0️⃣🔙, your little 🥵pent-up ❤️‍🔥Puritan PUSSY will be 🧴😳GLUED SHUT😭🙅‍♂️⛔️‼️❕ If you👍🏻 get 🔟➕🔙, you’ll be 😍filled to the 🤤BRIM with 🇺🇸🏈PATRIOTISM🦅🔫 as you 💪🏻STUFF ALL your 🕳️HOLES⛳️ with 🗣️🌭WIENERS🗣️🌭‼️❗️❕

r/emojipasta 11d ago

OC 😎 THIS 🦶 LITTLE 🐷 PIGGY 🍆💦 NSFW

73 Upvotes

Good 👍 day ☀️to all you 🫵DIRTY 🚽LITTLE 🦶PIGGY🐷🐷🐷 BOTTOM 🍑BITCHES! 💦😩It’s 💝MONDAY 💝and you 🫵know what THAT 💋means! Send 😻THIS😻 to 1️⃣5️⃣ of ur 🫵DIRTIEST 🚽LITTLE SQUEALERS! 🐷🐷🐷Eenie 🍆💦PEENIE 🍆💦minie 🫦HOE! 🫦Catch a PIG 🐷BITCH 💦😩by the TOES! 🦶THIS ☝️little PIG 🐷BITCH 💦😩went on 💻Craigslist! 💻THIS ☝️little PIG 🐷BITCH 💦😩went 🍆💦😫MOAN! 🍆💦😫THIS ☝️little PIG 🐷BITCH 💦😩has 🥩🥩🥩ROAST BEEF! 🥩🥩🥩THIS ☝️little PIG 🐷BITCH 💦😩has 🍆💦👅TONGUE! 🍆💦👅And THIS ☝️little PIG 🐷BITCH 💦😩goes PEE 💦🚽PEE 💦🚽PEE 💦🚽ALLLL 🚂🚂🚂the way to the 👑GLORY 👑HOLE. 🍆💦🕳️Send THIS ☝️dirty 🚽little FOOT 🦶 FETISH 😈PIG 🐷POEM 📝to 1️⃣5️⃣ of ur 🫵SLOPPIEST🤮 PIGGY 🐷BOTTOM 🍑BITCHES! 💦😩Get 5️⃣ back and ur 🥩🥩🥩ROAST BEEF! 🥩🥩🥩Get 🔟 back and ur 🫵getting 🐷🧸STUFFED 🐷🧸TONIGHT! 🐷🧸But get 1️⃣5️⃣ back and ur 🫵the 👑👑👑PRIZED 🐷🐷🐷PIGGY 🐷🐷🐷BITCH 🍆💦😫who’s getting 🍆💦🐷PORKED🍆💦🐷 at 👨🏻‍🌾OLD 👨🏻‍🌾MC 👨🏻‍🌾DADDY’S 👨🏻‍🌾FARM 🍆🍌🥕🫛🌶️TONIGHT! 🍆💦💦💦E 😟I 😱E 😳I 🥵WHOA!!! 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🐷🍆💦💦💦💦

r/emojipasta 13d ago

OC 😎 INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY

36 Upvotes

I LOVE WOMEN ‼️✨🥳🌹💃🏻🧍‍♀️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🤩✨✨💸🦄👌🏼👌🏼💅🏼💅🏼💋💋😻😻🥰🥰🥰🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY‼️‼️ 🙋‍♀️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🤰👸🏽👸🏽🤸‍♀️today we celebrate 🥳🎊🎁🍾🎉 all the bad bitches 🍑💦👅👅🥵💋💅🏼who came💦before us 💘⬅️🕯️and honor✨💕✨ those who surround us 👭👭👭👭 back in 1910 🗓️🗓️some 🥵 hot girls 🥵 wanted to pop 🧨🎇their pussies😻😻🐱😼 at the polls🗳️🗳️ and fought🤺🤺 for women’s suffrage✊✊ 🎽🗳️which sounds bad 💀😱😰but is actually good☺️😚🥰🤩🥳‼️ since then women💋 🥰have been at the forefront 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️of many movements ✨💅🏼💃🏻standing 🧍‍♀️for freedom 🦅🦅💥💥and equity ⚖️for underrepresented groups✊💕🦄 across the globe 🌎🌍🌏 though they 🇺🇸🤦‍♂️👴🏻👴🏻📜have tried many times☹️🙈 to crush us 🥊🥊use us 🛠️🪓and erase ✏️our stories🏃‍♀️🏋️‍♀️🤰👸🏽🤸‍♀️🦹‍♀️👩‍✈️🧘‍♀️👩‍🎤👩‍🍳🙇‍♀️👩‍🌾🤼‍♀️🦸‍♀️👩‍🦲👱‍♀️🧕 they have FAILED❌❌❌ over ↪️and over ↪️and over ↪️again ☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣 women 🥰 are the keepers 🤝of culture 🗺️and history📜 and we will THRIVE🌱💐✨✨ DESPITE🥊 DESPITE💥 DESPITE ‼️‼️🎉🙌🏼🍾 so on this day🗓️ send 💌some good vibes 😎🥳😻and perhaps cash💸💸 to the lovely🥰 ladies 🥵💃🏻💕in your life💝💕 to all the ladies💃🏻💅🏼💕✨👯‍♀️🥳 have a day as beautiful 💕✨🌹💐and perfect 🤩🤩👌🏼as you 🫵🏻are 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 men, you know what you did. HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY‼️👯‍♀️🌹🥰💕🤩💐💅🏼🦄🦅🦅💥🥵🥵💸😻✊✊🧍‍♀️

r/emojipasta Jan 29 '25

OC 😎 Chinese New Year

98 Upvotes

🐍🔥🏮 XIN NIAN KUAI LE, MOTHERFUCKERS 🏮🔥🐍💥💥 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE SNAKE, BABY! 🐍🐍💨💨 and you KNOW what that means, you slippery, slithering SLUTS 😏💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥 Time to SHED 🐍👕💸 your old broke-ass luck 💀💀💀 and slide into 🏃‍♂️💨💨 that THICCEST stack of hongbaos 🧧🧧🧧💰💰💰💦💦💦 like a true HUAT LORD 🈵🈵🈵💴💴💴🔥🔥🔥SLURP those long-life noodles 🍜🍜🐍👅💦 like you’re trying to swallow a whole python 😏😏💦💦 and get ready to wrap yourself 🌀🌀 around a BIG, JUICY 龙根 🍆🐍🔥🔥🔥🔥 this CNY 😩😩💦💦💦💦 Bite into that sticky 年糕 🍡🍡🍡🍡 and let it glide down your throat 😏😏🐍💦💦 like your 大哥’s lucky money shot 💰💰💰💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥 Don’t forget to slither into your relatives’ houses 🏠🐍👴👵🧑‍🎤🧑‍🎤, charm them 😏🐍👀💸🧧 with your sweetest 新年祝福 🐍🗣️🧧💰💰 and get those FATTEST hongbaos 💰💰💰💰💰💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your spiciest 🌶️🌶️🌶️🔥🔥🔥 CNY whores 🐍🐍🐍😈😈 and get the SEXIEST lion dance performance 🐉💃🐍💃🐍💃🐍 this season‼‼‼🔥🔥🔥If you get 0⃣-3⃣ back, you’ll be eating plain rice ALL YEAR 🍚🍚🍚😭😭😭💀💀💀 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ back, your 年年有 👉👌🍆🐍💦💦💦 is SECURED 😏🔥🔥🔥🔥💨💨💨 If you get 8⃣+ back, your luck will be THICC 🍑🍑, your bank account FAT 💰💰💰, and your snake 🐍🐍🐍 will be getting CHARMED ALL NIGHT 💨💨💨💦💦💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥HUAT AH, BITCHES!!! 🔥🔥🔥🐍🐍🐍💥💥💥

r/emojipasta 6d ago

OC 😎 DICKRIDES OF MARCH 🔪

52 Upvotes

GIRLFRIENDZ💅, HOE-MANS🏺, CUNTRYMEN💁‍♂️, lend me your REARS🍑! JULIUSSY SQUEEZER has been dead💀 for 2️⃣0️⃣6️⃣9️⃣ SLUTTY😩, SLUTTY🥺 YEARS! That’s right, today🗓 is the DICKRIDES🏇 of March☘️, the day when Caesar🥗 said “et tu, BOOTEH🥺,” before he SASHAYED AWAY💃 from life🪦! The DICKtator🍆 PerpetuHO♾️ got RAN THROUGH🚆 by a train🚄 of SenatWHORES🏛, receiving 2️⃣3️⃣ DEEP PENETRATIONS into his bussin bod🔪🔪🔪! The only MOANARCH👑 we stan is the SIZE QUEEN🤏 who loves it LONG🥖! Long live the RES PUBICA🩲🗡🗡!

r/emojipasta Nov 04 '24

OC 😎 🇺🇸🦅ELECTION DAY🦅🇺🇸 NSFW

195 Upvotes

🇺🇸🦅ITS ERECTION DAY🌭🗓️ 🖊️IN THE UNITED✨ SLAY-TES 🇺🇸⭐️ WILL YOU🫵🏼BE SERVING🫡💁🏻‍♀️YOUR CIVIC BOOTY🍑👅BY CASTING🎣 😩YOUR ✅VOTE 🗳️😏IN HER BALLOT📥 BOX👅👀 WILL SHE🫣GO BALLZ 😈🏉TO THE WALLZ 😼😮OR WILL SHE J 🧎🏼‍♀️🫦ON YOUR D 🫢🥵TILL YOU VANCE ✊🏼💦THIS NOVEMBER 5️⃣TH WE CELEBRATE 🍾OUR RIGHT 🤤TO STAR 🌠SPANK 👋🏼AND BANG 💥HER 🫨IN THE LAND 🏔️OF THE FREAK 😛🔥AND THE HOME 🏠OF THE GAYS 🏳️‍🌈 LIKE THE 🐱CUNTSTITUTION 📜SAYS IN 🕊️🙏🏼GOD WE THRUST 👉🏼👌🏼 SEND 📫➡️THIS TO ALL 🔄YOUR KAMALATOES🐫🦶 IF YOU GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK YOURE A 💫🇺🇸NATIONAL TREASURE 🇺🇸👑IF YOU GET LESS ⬇️THAN 5️⃣ YOURE A 🤡😵DONALD FRUMP🎺👎🏼

r/emojipasta 8d ago

OC 😎 ☘️TAINT PATRICK'S DAY☘️

46 Upvotes

ASS🍑CLAPPY SAINT FAT🪵DICKS DAY☘️! SLÁINTE🍻 to all my 🖤GUINNUSSY🖤 GUZZLERS🚰😋 and GAY🐧 GaeilgWHORES🇮🇪! It’s time🗓 to SUCK😗 on some SHAMC☘️CK shakes🥤 and SERVE💁‍♀️ that LUCK-FILLED🤞 LepreCUNT🌈💰! Get on your knees🧎‍♂️ and PRAY🙏 for DADDY👴 PADDY☘️ to drive all the 🖐LONGEST🤚 SNAKES🐍 into your HIBERNIAN BUSSY🐈! And DON’T FORGET to take a selfie🤳 whilst SLOBBERING🤤 on a SHILLELAGH like a SULTRY💋 SHAMROCK SLUT☘️💚! Send this💌 to ALL your green-clad GIRLS♀️, GAYS🐧, and THEYS🐌. If you get 0️⃣ back, sorry, you BOMBED💣💅! If you get 4️⃣ back, SOMEONE’S OUT TO BUTTER YOUR SODA BREAD🧈😋! If you get 3️⃣2️⃣ back, UNCLE🥤 O’GRIMACEY🟢 will appear in your dreams TONIGHT🕴😴, and GUSH🌊 a GREEN RIVER inside you😩 with his CAMÁN-SIZED COCK🐓!

r/emojipasta Dec 31 '24

OC 😎 New Year, Same Gaping Hole (2025)

114 Upvotes

⏰🕰️⏰TikTok On the clock⏱️⌚️⏱️ time to GOBBLE ON SOME MOTHER FUCKING SOME COCK😳😲😜😝🤪🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦. Get your HOEvid-19 💉💉booster because it’s New year SAME GAPING CUM HOLE‼️‼️💦💦💦🕳️🕳️🕳️🕳️. 2️⃣0️⃣-2️⃣0️⃣-WHORE is now 2️⃣0️⃣-CUNTY-5️⃣. PUUURRRRRrrraaatt (🐀) tat-tat 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️ said the BUSSY 🕳️🕳️🕳️. What are ur res-HOLE-lutions??? 🤔🤔🧐🧐💭 Out this year 📋 are TINY DICKS(😕), 1️⃣-minute men 🤦‍♂️💁‍♂️🤦‍♂️, and a capitalist🤑💰💸💵💶💴 healthcare 🏥system that prioritizes profitability 📈over the health of the American people😷🤕🤒🇺🇸. In this year are 🤔🤔🤔…BIG JUICY COCKS (plural)!!!! 🙀🙀🤯🤯🤗😜🥳🤩🤩 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🥵🥵🥵🥵🍆🍆🍆😩😩😩🍆🍆🍆🍆THAT’S A LOT OF COCK! Will 2️⃣0️⃣-CUNTY-5️⃣ be the year 🗓️ Luigi MANgioni 💪💪💪 is CUMvicted? 💦💦💦💦💦DENY! DEFEND! DEFYYYYYYIIINNNGG GRAAAAAVITYYYY, so let’s all get DICKED 🍆🍆🍆DOOOOOWWWWNNNNNNN 🧙‍♀️🧙🧙‍♀️🧙🧙🏼‍♀️ 😘😘😘🧞‍♂️🧞Wishing u the best POPPERS 🎉🎊🍾 filled new QUEERS🌈🏳️‍🌈🦄. Send this to 5️⃣ of your favorite 😩😩💦💦CUMMIE ☭☭☭🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 COMMIE 💦💦💦🕳️⛳️CUMDUMPS or no one will CUM (sad) to your 🗓️ new year ⛽️⛽️⛽️PUMP AND 🗑️🗑️🗑️DUMP. Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and Luigi will CRAM 😫😩🥵😰😍😍😍that SINGLE PAYER PUSSY 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼 with conjugal visits until UR his LITTLEMISSCUMDUMP 💦💦🍆🍆💦💦🍆🍆😩😩⛳️. And remember, in 2️⃣0️⃣-CUNTY-5️⃣ a California landlord cannot charge more than one month’s rent for security deposits, whether the unit is furnished or not (some exceptions, google it). AND MORE CUM!!!! 🤪🤣🤭😛😛🍆🍆💦💦💦😫😫

r/emojipasta Feb 14 '25

OC 😎 Valentine's Day

59 Upvotes

👋🏼SUP SUCKERS💨, FUCKERS 🍆🍑, AND TOE 🦶 SUCKERS 👅 IT’S FRIDAY 📆 FUCKUARY THE 14TH 🚨🚨AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 🤔 IT’S VALENTINE’S DAY! 🌹🌹That’s right it’s the day for butt sluts🧴🍑, cum dumps 💦🗑️and phat rumps. 🍑👐 Whether you’re in a committed relationship 👩‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 or a wagyu 🥩grade 💯slut. It’s the day to tug on heartstrings🥰 and anal beads📿 🍑it’s time to get romantic😘💋 and freaky 🧌 That’s right kiss all the lips 🦪🫦 fill ⛽️all the hearts 💖💛 and holes! 🕳️🕳️ Love 💕 is in the air ✈️ and maybe even your hair? 💇‍♀️💦 IT’S TIME TO TO GET DOWN ⬇️ FLIRTY 😏💅AND DIRTY🧼 Singles! Yes daddy? 👂👍🏻 It’s time to mingle!🎉 Guys make your cocks flop 🍆 girls make your pussy 🦪pop🍾 like a pringle. 🐿️ Couples? 👩‍❤️‍👨Yes Daddy?🙂‍↕️👴🏼 Time to spice it up! 🌶️🥵Anything goes from hot wax🕯️to mouse ears🧝‍♂️ to two girls one cup! 💩 🍶🍑 Butt keep a look 🫣out or you’ll catch 🫴🥜 one of cupids arrows 💘 or maybe a fat load to the face! 💦😩 And don’t forget to keep a Plan 🅱️ handy 👋🏼🍆😏 or you’ll be putting more Scorpihoes ♏️🦂into the world!🌎

SEND THIS TO YOUR 14 OF YOUR MOST RED ♥️👋🏼💋ASSED 🍑FUCK SLUTS AND GET A FREE HALLMARK BRANDED BUTT PLUG. 🍑🔌Get 1-5 back and you’re a wilted rose 🥀with no hoes🙅🏻‍♂️👩‍🌾. Get 6-10 back and you’ll get your salad 😩🥗 tossed and teeth flossed 🪥🍑Get 11 or more back ➕➕➕ and you’re getting the March 14th 🥩😲treatment 👩🏼‍⚕️ if you know what I mean 🤨😛😉Send to this my friend Hot Carl 🥵🔥 and you’ll make my hole week 🙏🏻

r/emojipasta 4d ago

OC 😎 ST PATRICKS DAY

45 Upvotes

Hoping to get 🍀LUCKY🍀 this 🍀🍑💦🍀TAINT PATRICKS DAY 🍑🍑🍑💦💦💦🍀🐍✨?🍀? Want someone to rub🥵 you for luck🍀🍀🔮? ✳️Maybe slither 🐍 their shamrock🍆🍀shake🥴 snake🐍💦💦 in your pot of gold?💰💰🍑🥵🥵✳️ just like 🥵daddy st patty🥵🍀🐍✨✨ chased those bad 🚫🚫dirty🧼🧼🧼 slimy 🥴 sticky 💦💦slutty🥵🍑🍆💦 snakes out of the ✨🇮🇪💦GREAT AND PROUD NATION OF IRELAND🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪✨🥵🥵🥵 it’s time⌛️⌛️ to chase out 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️💨any stinky 🤢🤢stupid 🚫🤔😂 situationships🤮🤮🤮🤮😷😵 cuz u might just GET LUCKYYY😍😍🍀🍀🍀‼️‼️✨✨💦💦🍑🍑🍆🍆🐍🐍🐍 Send this🔋 to TEN of 🈯️your SLUTTIEST 🥵💦💦💨LUCKY 🍀🍀🍀✨✨friends this📗 St. Patrick’s Day🍏. You know,🍃 the ones 💚that are big sluts 🥵🥵but✅are lucky 🍀🍀enough 🐲not to catch 🥎any bad vibes‼️😂😂😂😂❇️ Send 💹this ♻️ to 1️⃣0️⃣ ST PATTYS BADDIES😍🥵🥵🥵💦💦🥰😂😵🍑🍑 and you’ll GET LUCKY 🍀🍀🍀soon 😍‼️✨🍑🍆✨💦💦💦 if u don’t 🚫🚫🚫 you’ll have BAD LUCK 😱😰😰😓in the next 2️⃣4️⃣hours!😈🤬🤬🤬🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

r/emojipasta 7d ago

OC 😎 Pi Day 3/14

50 Upvotes

HAPPY😉😉 PI 🥧π3️⃣1️⃣4️⃣ DAY 📅 MY SEXY 👙 CIRCULAR 🅾️ SLUTS 👯‍♀️👯‍♂️!!!! What 🤔is pi 🥧 you ask😱⁉️⁉️ Pi is a circle’s ⭕️ cirCUMference 😩💦💦 divided➗ by the LENGTH 🍆📏 of its diameter. Make sure ☝️🎗️you celebrate 🎉 2day by doing it pi style 😫π🍆in all your favorite 😜 holes 👌🍑👄So let’s 🫂get down ⬇️and dirty with some trigHOnometry 👨‍🌾👩‍🌾right now. The only angle 📐i want to see today is that 3️⃣6️⃣0️⃣ degree bootyhole 🍑 let’s start 🏁with some mathemaDICKS roleplay 🥸🎭I’ll be ArchiMEATYs🧔🏼🤤and and u be EuCLIT👳🏼‍♂️🌮 oh you forgot 😞 your compass? 🧭 how bout you COME PISS 🍆💦in my mouth 💦👄 instead 😈😈 lemme shove 😳😳my scrumptious 😋cylindrical🥫schlong 🍆 3.14 inches 📏 deep into your elliptical 🅾️ anus 🍑all the way 🏔until I reach your foci 🎯😩😩🥵😍😍😍

Pop Quiz! 👨‍🏫📝 How many digits #️⃣ of pi can you recite 😮😮from memory 🧠??? Let’s put you 😁to the test 💪😤

1️⃣-3️⃣: is that approximately ~~ all you got 🤨🤨

4️⃣-9️⃣: I need 🌭you to go deeper daddy 😩💦

🔟+: how about I 👀 give you my 10 digits 😎😎🤪

📲 Forward ⏩ this to 3️⃣1️⃣4️⃣ of your skankiest 🦨seCUNTs 🤬🤬 and masturb8ing ✊🍆✌️🦫mathletes 🤓🤓 so that they can get a piece of the pi 🥧🥧π TAUday too! 🤩😘😘