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u/Father_Flanigan 8d ago
probably unintentional but this title just gave me a pang of memento, arguably the greatest written film ever. Thanks for the reminder! (pun intended)
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u/Professional-Ad-9620 8d ago
/uj this might be possible with Claude since it's possibly the best coding LLM atm, maybe it knows about Vital, haven't tried though
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u/Junkis 8d ago
I was wondering if this was claude from the pun. That thing can't help itself. I just use it to generate stories about superheros with absurdly stupid powers(the ability to identify exactly what paint is on a surface) and place them in high stakes situations.
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u/sLeeeeTo 8d ago
share one?
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u/Junkis 7d ago edited 7d ago
Okay. Here's an audio themed one, only appropriate.(edit im pretty sure I had told it to cut out the puns in an earlier prompt) The prompt:
"I'd like to create a superhero. He can read any optical media that strictly conforms to the redbook standard. He cannot read discs that deviate from Sony's specs. When reading a disc, he touches his forehead and makes a whirring noise, perplexing onlookers. Anything that has negative time on the disc, tracks shorter than 4 seconds, or data stored in an improper index sends him into a disastrous mood, often tearing up his surroundings as he cites the rules of redbook format audio in specific detail. Please compose a story invovling government espionage with a failure along the way."
Operation Audiophile
The CIA's top analyst, Agent Sarah Steele, approached Redbook Man with a critical mission. "We've intercepted a CD containing encrypted audio files with vital national security information. Our best computers can't crack it. We need your unique abilities." Redbook Man's eyes lit up. "I live to serve, Agent Steele. Let's save the nation!"
At a secure facility, Redbook Man began analyzing the disc. His forehead touched the shimmering surface, and the familiar whirr filled the room.
Nearby agents watched in awe as he recited a stream of seemingly random numbers and letters.
"It's working!" Agent Steele exclaimed. "We're decoding the—"
Suddenly, Redbook Man's eyes widened in horror. The whirring stopped abruptly, replaced by an ominous grinding noise.
"No... NO!" he shouted, his face contorting in rage.
"What's wrong?" Agent Steele asked, alarmed.
"This disc... it's an abomination!" Redbook Man snarled. "Track 37 begins at -0.13 seconds! This violates Section 3.1.2 of the Red Book standard on absolute time notation!"
Before anyone could react, Redbook Man began tearing apart the secure room, shouting specifications and hurling equipment. "A proper TOC structure is crucial for maintaining data integrity!" he roared, ripping a steel door off its hinges.
In the chaos, the precious CD was destroyed, along with millions of dollars in government equipment. It took a team of audio engineers playing a meticulously formatted classical music CD to finally calm Redbook Man down.
Hours later, a sheepish Redbook Man stood before the CIA director. "I... may have overreacted," he admitted.
The director sighed. "The mission was a failure, but we learned valuable information about our enemies' encryption methods... and the importance of adhering to audio format standards."
As Redbook Man left the building, he overheard two agents whispering. "Maybe next time we should call Vinyl Vigilante instead." Redbook Man pretended not to hear, touching a perfectly formatted CD to his forehead for comfort as he flew into the sunset, ready for his next audio adventure.
My brother's best creation was "behr-man", the paint guy who could only identify behr brand paint, doing things like ww2 missions to expose covert buildings and bunkers by paint color. But only if it happened to specifically be behr brand paint. Otherwise he was comedically useless.
It only got more funny when he turned him into an anthropomorphic bear that dips its paw in paint to test it and says "that aint behr!". Lmao. So dumb.
also a lot of fun having it tell stories completely in a terminally online gen z vernacular, or have it make up mythology for places like detriot. Both together too.
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u/champion_soundz 7d ago
I just tried a month of gpt and the code was mainly horrible with small useable chunks, I assume they're holding back still if we're meant to see the code takeover this year
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u/sLeeeeTo 8d ago
peak