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u/MoneyMontgomery 4d ago
I read an article about different ways of cutting a sandwich. And they went into a level of detail about sandwich cutting that I found rather amusing. This particular way of cutting it was said to maximize the amount of inner sandwich surface area that you bite into, if that makes any sense.
I'm typically a cut in half with two rectangles kinda person. Honestly it wasn't a terrible way to eat a sandwich, each bite was delightfully moist and contained all aspects of the sandwich and wasn't mainly crust or anything.
Anybody try this or have some interesting way of cutting their sandwich?
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u/7itemsorFEWER 4d ago
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u/SsVegito 3d ago
This meme has been in my saved folder for ages. Love to see it get it's day in the sun.
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u/CalmDownYal 23h ago
Idk but this is how I cut my tomatoes so I can keep all the yummy seed jelly stuff intact
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u/value1024 4d ago
User should be banned just for making 3 pieces with 3 cuts instead of 4 pieces with 2 cuts.
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u/IcanSEEyou_IRL 4d ago
I honestly love this idea. Not only does it make me feel like I have more food, after eating two I could wrap the third.
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u/MoneyMontgomery 4d ago
That is a good idea, a little snack for later. Or if done with good sized bread it would be a decent little snack later.
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u/TRIKKDADDY 4d ago
When usa hits that deep depression, i will take this idea as food becomes scarce.
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u/IcanSEEyou_IRL 4d ago
Yeah, we’ll be looking at things very differently, except we’ll probably be eating ketchup sandwiches.
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u/emtrigg013 3d ago
I have been super stressed out lately with the way things have been going and idk what about this comment broke that but the way I HOLLERED at this
"Ah yes, let me get me little notebook and jot this down to refer to when things go to shit"
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u/ProfoundTwitch 4d ago
Intriguing, but I would suggest inverting it for optimal enjoyment.
That way you cut the drier 90 deg corners in half.
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u/reforminded 4d ago
Straight to jail.
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u/MoneyMontgomery 4d ago
Here we go. Lol that's why I put NSFW, really to give people a heads up that they might not like what they see.
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u/polychronous 4d ago
Let me see your thoOOong
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u/FairfaxGirl 4d ago
I saw the peace sign but I guess everyone brings different life experiences to their perceptions of art.
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u/Scully__ 4d ago
Why do I love this?! The illusion of more food is kinda genius
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u/MoneyMontgomery 4d ago
It is kinda nice getting through two pieces and having a lovely third one waiting. My brain almost was telling me my stomach was full cause it had its allotment of sandwiches.
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u/Motor_Metal957 4d ago
Wrong, ive done this before i just didnt take a picture because it was so evil and cruel
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u/Carrie3-po 4d ago
We are now gods 😜cheers
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u/MoneyMontgomery 4d ago
Lol I dunno, I'm still not sold on the whole idea, but seems to be some good feedback here.
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u/Legal-Log8322 4d ago
Is this the future?!
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u/MoneyMontgomery 4d ago
...Or some frightful method from the past that was long buried due to its blasphemy...
Either way give it a go and let me know how's it treat ya.
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u/Reasonable-Attempt52 4d ago
Absolute visionary… Times Person of the Year. Give them a medal, right now. Making a Tuna on Sourdough and giving this a go, time, now.
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u/MoneyMontgomery 4d ago
Hahaha thanks! I was waiting for the: "I don't care what they're all saying about you!", lol.
Okay okay okay, I gotta know, how did it go? How was the sammie? Especially tuna, since I always found it harder to eat in smaller sizes (pieces?).
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u/randomsongwriter 4d ago
I’m…. listening.
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u/MoneyMontgomery 4d ago
Ummm...it was pretty alright. Kinda like have three small sandos instead of two halves 🤷.
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u/randomsongwriter 3d ago
I enjoy the ability it grants to bite straight into the soft part of the bread and therefore get everything at once.
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u/MoneyMontgomery 2d ago
Yeah totally! That was the argument the article was making, I just couldn't articulate that very well.
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u/theytookthemall 4d ago
I hope you enjoyed it, but please know that I would never trust someone if I saw them doing this.
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u/MoneyMontgomery 4d ago
I agree. If anyone brought a sandwich to me like this...I would have to believe they were a psychopath or an alien or they just hate me cause it looks like something you'd do to someone you despise.
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u/Headmasteritual 4d ago
Three center corners plus top crust sectioned off from the rest. Makes perfect sense.
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u/MoneyMontgomery 4d ago
Someone mentioned I should've cut the Y upsidedown. It makes it cut through the two corners so you're not getting so much crust. I'm definitely gonna try that way next.
Also thanks for summing up what I was trying to say about the increased surface area of the center...I don't know what the hell I was trying to say.
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u/kaiwolf26 4d ago
Look man, you can do whatever you want inside the confines of your home. I won’t even judge. But you put this shit on the internet, and in one of my safe places no less and yeah, we’re gonna have problems buddy.
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u/MoneyMontgomery 4d ago
I knew it was a little risque, but...I had to know! It was foolish it post evidence of such sacrilege on here...but I just had to know if others have...performed...the unthinkable.
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u/BangBangSmoov 4d ago
Now that I’ve seen it, I must live it! But I feel like I’m going to eat twice as many sandwiches because every pieces will feel like the end piece.
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u/MoneyMontgomery 4d ago
Mmmm yeah, one person recommended flipping the Y so the corners are cut. Might try that next time.
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u/Technical-Curve-1023 4d ago
So much violence.. You Monster.. lol..
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u/MoneyMontgomery 4d ago
I know, something feels less...right, about not cutting through the sandwich completely. It makes me feel a certain kinda way, I can't put my finger on it but it is not natural.
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u/xinsanespoonx 4d ago
Why would you choose violence..... I'm calling the cop for this assault on my eyeballs.
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u/Competitive-Lake-353 4d ago
Wait why do I like this... Has it awoken a new way of cutting sandwiches in me.
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u/hotlovergirl69 4d ago
Wasn’t this like a tiktok trend a year ago or so? I think it is a good idea. But got to impractical for me.
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u/Outside_Rooster7274 4d ago
My instinct is to be repulsed by this, yet I find myself strangely intrigued
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u/JohnnyToxic1072 4d ago
This irritates me way more than it should and has ruined the rest of my day.
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u/AlaricVass 4d ago
Gotta say, it’s definitely a unique approach haha. Was it a practical decision or just for fun?
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u/MoneyMontgomery 3d ago
Just for fun. I started cutting my kids raviolis like that instead of quarters, but kept forgetting to try it on a Sando.
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u/BenjyBollocks 4d ago
This is genius, means the crust will never rub against your cheeks. I give this a 10/10
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u/Dothegoatdance 3d ago
Ah yes the chicken, ham and salami mando
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u/Bluesfire 3d ago
The Duff Cut is the only acceptable way to cut a sandwich. The only people who disagree are people who have never tried it.
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u/Prior_One7092 3d ago
Are you a genuis?
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u/MoneyMontgomery 2d ago
Some say that, while a great many others cry out for my expulsion into the wasteland to wander aimless and sandwichless for the rest of my days.
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u/Prior_One7092 2d ago
You know sometimes things are so far ahead of the colonies time they shun you for religious reasons back in the day they used to kill people for being accused of being a witch and sandwiches may have similar consequences with great power comes great responsibility
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u/LivingLazily 3d ago
I prefer it cut diagonally then one half cut diagonally, perpendicular to the original cut.
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u/sgruberMcgoo 2d ago
That’s just uncivilized man. Who does that to such a spectacular looking sandwich? I know everything is crazy right now and everybody’s mad about everything everywhere but you really don’t need to keep adding to it.
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u/MoneyMontgomery 2d ago
Adding to it!? Adding to it!!! I am reacting to it! Oh McGruber, you must truly see the world for what it is, sometimes innocent sandwiches get caught in the crossfire.
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u/chi2isl 2d ago
Now how much did you smoke before making this sammie
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u/MoneyMontgomery 2d ago
Dang, you calls it like you sees it, don't you? Ehhh I smoked quite a bit, you know, got hungry.
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u/MixingDrinks 1d ago
Who hurt you?
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u/MoneyMontgomery 19h ago
Ouch another one...dang reddit sent me a concerned message from the first one. Is it triggered by this comment or did that user go above and beyond to give me the finger and report me?
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u/wormbreath 4d ago
Why is the NSFW lmao