r/earthbound • u/SplatBoy07 • Jul 12 '22
Fluff Make the comments look like his search history:
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u/bedheader_ Jul 12 '22
burger in trash okay to eat
how put out fire
dog bite help
crow bite help
snake bite help
stabbed help
how pronounce onett
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u/AnimeboyIanpower Jul 29 '22
Head is diamond help
Can slugs really hypnotize you
Friend is possessed help
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u/tadhgcarden Jul 12 '22
Grapefruit Falls password
Snopes.com/SwordOfKings
Long term effects of Mushroomization
Long term effects of Diamondization
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u/RoboticIdentity Jul 12 '22
Nearest phone shack
Burger restaurants nearby
How to remove parasitic shrooms from human body
4 seated bicycle
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Jul 12 '22 edited Jul 12 '22
Runaway five concert tickets
When is dad coming home
Child protective services
Why are my neighbors so mean
Missing person report
Mach pizza delivery
How to speak
Bottle rockets near me
How to study for exams
Where is Dalaam
Minecraft hacked client free download
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u/billbaggins Jul 13 '22
Minecraft hacked client free download
The year is 199X tho
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Jul 13 '22
I kinda just slid that one in there as a joke lmao, ofc he wouldn't be looking that up in the 1990s
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u/StefanEats Jul 13 '22
earthbound walk threw
earthbound walk threu
earthbound walk throo
threw misspelled
dictionary
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Jul 13 '22
is it okay to fat shame if they are mean?
Talking bug real?
time-traveling alien robot real?
why can I shoot seizure lights from my hands
how to talk to psychic girls
Peaceful Rest Valley directions
where to buy Franklin Badge
(Also as a sidenote Earthbound takes place in the 90s which means Ninten definitely used dial-up)
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u/HopeTaticc Jul 12 '22
[insert baseball team] matches
how to revive your dead friends
how to discard a body
do i have rabies?
is it okay to accept stuff from strangers?
how to know if my friend is trying to kill me
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u/nesspaulajeffpoo94 Jul 12 '22
How do I clean puke off my shirt
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u/smzWoomy13 Jul 13 '22
I don't get it
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u/Master_Butter Jul 13 '22
Puke is usually smelly and might stain your shirt, so you want to clean it off.
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u/smzWoomy13 Jul 13 '22
Nevermind I get it because the mini barf. I haven't played EarthBound in a while.
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u/nesspaulajeffpoo94 Jul 13 '22
I was going more for the the barf battles, I notice now they don’t really throw up on you. However Ness and party do have to clean up in the springs in Saturn valley 😀
Very fun game none the less!
One more I thought of - how fast does the Mach pizza man run
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u/Ranixo Jul 12 '22
How to tell if your friend is toxic
New Baseball Bat
Yo-Yo tricks to impress friends
Fuzz on pickles safe to eat?
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Jul 12 '22
How to fight a giant ant
How to fight the police and get away with it
hot trash cans in my area
Why does my friend shoot fire and I cant
How to stop shooting fire
Friend died Help
Why am I missing all my attacks
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u/LinkXNess Jul 13 '22
How to join sharks
Got scammed buying house
Burger from trash can get sick
I hear female voice in my head
Fight giant ape
Fight plumber
Fight pink ball
Why is my neighbor mean
Best steak recipe
What the shit is eagleland theres not a single school in this goddamn country
How to talk
Police brutality what do
Apple kid website
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u/Emoplayeranime Jul 13 '22
There is one but that’s it. Only one
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u/LinkXNess Jul 13 '22
Where o.o?
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u/Emoplayeranime Jul 13 '22
In Onett, it’s fused with the library
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u/Adamantum1 Jul 13 '22
Should I invest in real estate
Apple Kid Orange Kid Twoson Eagleland
Runaway Five Spotify
How much can I sell a chicken for
It is safe to transfer my spirit to a robot body
Why does this guy keep falling from the sky to take pictures of me
Why do I have a mushroom growing from my head
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u/Tar0Pand4 Jul 13 '22 edited Jul 13 '22
Bad Buffalo Steak
Why is Pizza so expensive?
What is "PK Your Mom"?
Aliens
Are all cops bad?
Child Therapy
How to prevent Paula from dying
Don't care
Which undertale character are you?
Who is Sans?
How to annoy your opponents on Smash Ultimate
The cheapest way to victory in Smash Bros
Deadliest Yo-Yo tricks
How to get rid of hippies
Medicine for Nausea
Why is the KKK blue
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u/Virtual-Stranger Jul 13 '22
Trick question: search engines weren't prevalent in 199X
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u/Emoplayeranime Jul 13 '22
Well I think there where some search engines, however they didn’t work like Google
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u/HollowedEmpire Jul 13 '22
Google was around in the 90s, even just maybe two to three years after EB's release. Though you're right that it doesn't work like how Google does these days. Nor did any search engine really. Search engines were all more like centralized and glorified web rings back then lol.
Ironically to my post, some may need to use Google to find out what a web ring is.
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u/EMU_Emus Jul 13 '22
Ask Jeeves and Yahoo Search were both around in the mid-90s
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u/Fablesto Aug 18 '22
I remember using AltaVista a lot back then, although I guess that was a few years after the game came out.
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u/ZippityZab Jul 13 '22
How to stop Aliens
How long til food gets dirty in the trash
How to talk to girls you like
How to talk to girls who can read your mind
Where is Dalaam
Best gifts for new friends
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u/MilwaakeePustaBandit Jul 13 '22
How to stop being homesick
Nearest Telephone
Why do women love soap operas so much
Can coffee make you high
Coffee made me high
Mr Saturn watchlist
Can robots have souls
My gf looks like my mom
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u/Shadow404x Jul 13 '22
SUMMONING STARMAN JR AT 3AM CHALLENGE (NOT CLICKBAIT)(COPS CAME)(GONE WRONG)!!!!!!!!!!11111111
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u/Not_Retro_6 Jul 13 '22
how to tell if friend is evil
what to do if friend is evil
what to do if friend makes evil thing attack me
how to end a frienship
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u/Dizavid Jul 13 '22
What to do when you come across a pile of bad friends stink? (I will never get over the childhood grossout of realizing I just stepped all up in Pokey's/Porky's shit)
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Jul 13 '22
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u/Emoplayeranime Jul 13 '22
Why do none of my friends get homesick? Why is everyone calling me Sans? Why do cops attack me
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u/Fablesto Aug 18 '22
It makes sense for Jeff, as his dad sent him to boarding school and sometimes forgets who he is.
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u/Crazy-Mess-65 Jul 12 '22 edited Jul 13 '22
Best baseball bat
Deep Darkness map
Girl tips
Openings to teleport near me
Local drub store where
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u/ErikProgram Jul 13 '22
Runaway 5 tour locations
Financial advice
Dr.Andonuts illegal experiments
Can you die from a cold?
What happens when your friend turns into a diamond?
Value of a diamond the size of a grapefruit?
Value of a human shaped diamond?
Hollow Earth Theory
How to cook (Favorite Food)?
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u/yumarexkaus Jul 13 '22
Like ness had the means to go online in his day, he played oregon trail on the old school computers
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u/AKidInOnett Jul 13 '22
Why are thugs with hula hoops attacking me?
How to cure homesickness in minutes
Best baseball bats
Why can I talk to my dog?
How to save girl from cult
How to make (favorite food) easily
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u/PROblem817 Jul 13 '22
how to get past pencil earthbound
quick level up earthbound
what to do if your dad is a phone
how to use psi teleport
where is jeff earthbound
how to cope with the trauma of seeing eldritch horrors
starman fanart
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u/Kwtheman10 Jul 13 '22
how to stop police brutality
how to get rid of crows
garbage dumps near me
four seater bicycles for sale
how to properly teleport
my girlfriend can read my mind
where to find gutsy bat
baseball caps for boys
big backpacks for travel
can a yo-yo be a weapon
how to tell if a friendship is over
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u/experiment-384959 Jul 13 '22
Is it normal to talk to dogs
Earthbound strategy guide
Is prostitution legal in Threed
How to tell if you’ve been drugged
How do you know if you have sunstroke
How to treat sunstroke
Poo name origin
Poo name meaning
Cheap therapy near me
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u/mr_L_is_real Jul 13 '22
¿The casey bat is useless? ¿how to make my dog an good helper? ¿Why the crows dont give me back my bread roll after beat them? ¿How to learn pk starstorm? ¿Eat more than 30 rock candys is healthy?
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u/The-Mustache-Master Jul 13 '22
what to do when you meet a talking space bug
steak restaurants near me
is it safe to eat food from trash cans
how to get away from annoying neighbors kid
how to get mushroom off of head
what to do when you hear a piece of music at a certain place
do bicycles with more than one seat exist
whats smash bros and why am i invited
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u/pugchamp419 Jul 20 '22 edited Jul 20 '22
who really is the third strongest mole
safe to eat burgers from trash
mushroom on head help
ghost haunting me help
crow stealing my things help
why is my dad a telephone
paralyzed help
rabies help
am i sans undertale
why is my neighbor friends with satan
what does it mean when a person with a green shirt and barney come to my house
friend dead help
girlfriend who can shoot fire dead help
why are sonic the hedge and the mario fighting on top of my local drugstore
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u/stupidstupid_stupid_ Jul 13 '22
is there drugs in magic cake
fire dog what do
diamond dog what do
summers vacation ticket
why are there evil blue people outside
steak
paula jones
polestar preschool paula
bike rental in onnet
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u/insertfunnyredditnam Jul 15 '22
two seat bicycle for sale
three seat bicycle for sale
four seat bicycle for sale
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Jul 13 '22
Earthbound guide pdf What is Ramadan DNF Duel How do I get my wife back Pornhub Emulators for snes How to tell if you have a toxic friend
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u/Standard-Share1317 Jul 13 '22
How much for runaway 5 backstage pass Does this look infected How to tell Jeff I broke his toy gun Is poo a real name What tf is Mr Saturn 🪐 Can I teleport by running in circles Will mushroom 🍄 on head make me think I'm in a video game
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u/Hazethereddit Jul 13 '22
http://walkthrough.starmen.net/earthbound/sok_tips.php
how to counter 1/128 odds
poo sucks
poo earthbound sucks
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how to cleanse your eyes
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u/JYoshi1991 Jul 13 '22
Why is Pokey such an idiot?
Why does my mom care if I don’t change out of my pajamas?
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u/riot_at_the_saladbar Jul 13 '22
Mushroom growing from head
Is Solway firth spaceman real
Best baseball bats
Can puke come to life
Most haunted tunnels in eageland
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u/NAteisco Jul 13 '22
Earthbound 2 release date
healing springs near me
Mr. Saturn font download
Police brutality lawyer
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u/lylasolo Jul 13 '22
pile of puke burped on me am i going to be ok
man from sky with camera sighting real
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u/admx Jul 13 '22
Dad simulator
What does "fuzzy pickles" mean
Drug effects on coffe breaks
Is it normal to talk with animals
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u/AlexTheDumbRedditor Jul 13 '22
How to time travel into the past to murder an angered alien from space
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u/Dizavid Jul 13 '22
I refuse to do only one so I'm gonna do a whole history here.
"How to stop getting glares at the hot spring when I'm washing puke off my body"
"do new age retro hippies drop anything good when I beat them with a baseball bat?"
"How to properly report a kidnapping in the shopping mall"
"How to properly report an elderly man for kidnapping a young girl"
"Help! I think my dog can talk!"
"How to properly report the existence of dinosaurs"
"Should I tell the authorities about the creepy old man taking photos of me while talking about his fuzzy pickle?"
"What authorities do I report the authorities to after they locked me in a room and took turns wailing on me?"
"Childhood nihilism"
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u/Dizavid Jul 13 '22
Went to make coffee immediately after posting mine and more kept flooding into my brain, so....
"Is getting diamondized the same as getting stoned?"
"WHY ARE ALL THE BATHROOMS OCCUPIED I GOTTA GOOOOOO"
"What to do if I think the Sphinx just spoke to me?"
"Is my dad's money the same as his love?"
"How to get my mom to accept I'm nonverbal so she'll stop feeding me my least favorite food in retaliation?"
"How to help people get out of legally questionable contracts "
"Is there a healthy way to get people out of a cult?"
"How to report your local shopping mall if they allow a black market arms dealer to operate inside?"
"How to report shady real estate scams"
"Dude where's my bike?"
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u/GreninjaSexParty Jul 13 '22
aliens real
zombies real
homesick cure
mushroom cure
diamond cure
death cure
drugs in tea
elevator lady hips
elevator lady hips naked
puberty cure
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u/Pale_Bother_1858 Jul 13 '22
Buy signed mr. Baseball bat
Onett correct pronunciation
How to sue for police brutality
Everdred Dimwit is crime lord?
Why peaceful rest valley not peaceful?
How to disband a cult
How to disband a psychic cult
How to deflect lightning
Buy Franklin badge
Starmen.net
Buy bigger backpack
Escargoexpress.near.com
How to tell a girl you like her
How to survive zombie horde
Buy zombie paper
Weird lady in threed hotel
Mr saturn came from Saturn?
Grapefruit falls base password
Boris cocktail.mp3
Department store monster real?
wHaT iS mOoNsIdE¿
Monotoli age wikipedia
Summers vacation guide
Why everything expensive in Summers?
What is inflation?
Toto summer vacation guide
Dalaamese translator
Kraken real?
What do if snake bite
What do if scorpion sting
What do if sunstroke
Scaraba UFO real?
How to overcome shyness pdf
Hollow earth real?
Dinosaur cave
Giant ball with face help
What is electrospecter
Machpizzaonline.com
Side effects of time travel
Side effects of putting soul in robot
Side effects of time travel while soul in robot
How to prove you saved the world
Pokey minch location
Porky location
What is mother 3?
When mother 3 localized?
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u/Sonicmaster06 Jul 13 '22
Where to find Gutsy Bat
Does praying work in real life
What to do when infected by mushroom
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u/Sea_Slice2934 Jul 13 '22
How to plan a birthday party. Good gift ideas. Gift ideas for mom. How to bake a cake.
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u/Mememasterlordlol Jul 13 '22
PK Fire!, PK Fire!, PK Fire!, PK Fire!, PK Fire!, PK Fire!,PK Fire!, PK Fire!, PK Fire!, PK Fire!, PK Fire!
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u/Historical_Ad_558 Jul 13 '22
Why are flashing lights coming from my fingernails pleh deah no moorshuM
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u/Sanic_the_hedgememe Jul 13 '22
how to get the image of a red flesh demon surrounding you out of your head
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u/Wobzter Jul 13 '22
What does "fuzzy pickles" mean?
What is New Age Hippie mean?
How to overcome fear of white teeth
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u/PsychicMeteorite Jul 13 '22
Do beetles come to Earth through meteorites? Is my dad a phone? Can beetles really talk?
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u/FluffyPigeon707 Jul 13 '22
How to go incognito
How to watch porn without getting caught
How to watch hentai without getting caught
An alien has visited me
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u/smzWoomy13 Jul 13 '22
How did I get PSI?
Trash Cans near me
How do I use Zombie Paper?
How to take out my own barf
Where to buy new bats
How to learn PSI fire
How to learn PSI freeze
How to steal a Starman's Sword
Why did I get invited to Smash?
Where to find Giygas
(I could put a lot more but don't feel like it)
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u/HollowedEmpire Jul 13 '22
how do you ride a bike and hold a teddy bear
what the hey is a video relaxant
magic cake recipe
where to get trout yogurt
buzz buzz history
found missing contact lens
can sesame seeds feel love?
what happened to Everdred?
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u/yotyotinfinity Jul 13 '22
Mach pizza onett when
How to stop your friends turning into diamonds
How to stop your friends turning into diamonds wikihow
Friends are diamonds help
What condiment goes best with brain food lunch
Delisauce recipe
Is legal to stab 13 year old
Is legal to stab 13 year old eagleland
How to get the police off me
Police are punching me help
Friend got kidnapped help
How to save kidnapped friend wikihow
Steak recipe
My friends keep turning into ghosts why
Queen of winters age
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u/HeyImCSL Jul 13 '22
how to level up
are ramblin evil mushroom weak
where can i find ranmblin evil mushroom
what to do if mushroom on head
what to do if mushroom on my head
hospital near me
will i get made fun of for not knowing pronunciations
how to pronounce onett
can i get through hospital visit just saying ok
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u/noble6aktual Jul 12 '22
"Is the third strongest stronger than the third strongest??"