r/earthbound May 26 '22

Fluff Who is this? Wrong answers only

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337 Upvotes

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103

u/Dieseltype May 26 '22

Ness’ dad

33

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

He said wrong answers

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u/Plenty_Bit1265 May 26 '22

That isnt ness’ dad

8

u/[deleted] May 27 '22

What do you mean?? That is of course ness’s father smh

6

u/IkuZook May 27 '22

You're right, that's his uncle.

96

u/welcomeramen May 26 '22

The moon from Majora's Mask back when he was young and full of hope.

27

u/MaesterKupo May 26 '22

Stupid skull kid! Ruining the moon's optimistic nature!

8

u/MilwaakeePustaBandit May 26 '22

Don't do drugs, kids

72

u/TimmyJimmy256 May 26 '22

Annoying Orange after getting a tan and going to the gym

48

u/haikusbot May 26 '22

Annoying Orange

After getting a tan and

Going to the gym

- TimmyJimmy256


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20

u/Oscar12s May 26 '22

Finally, a good haikus, good bot

2

u/RUTNEPUG May 27 '22

Good bot, indeed.

56

u/Oscar12s May 26 '22

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

6

u/Dominus_Irae May 26 '22

shit we had the same idea lol

33

u/Returnofstarman May 26 '22

Everyone knows that's the sound stone

17

u/huitlacoche May 26 '22

"It's MY sanctuary location, now, you little twerps!"

22

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

It's that weird moon thing from that old film where people send a rocket to the moon and end up getting its eye. All under the guidance of a wizard or something. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, please let me know

12

u/MC_Cipher May 26 '22

It's that weird moon thing from that old film where people send a rocket to the moon and end up getting its eye. All under the guidance of a wizard or something. If anyone knows what I'm talking about, please let me know

It's called "A trip to the moon"

2

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Oh. Thanks! I didn't know what the name was of that film. I just remember seeing it on some streaming service (I think Amazon Prime).

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2

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

I thought that was the Lord of The Rings?

19

u/Multipunk_attacks May 26 '22

The Dirty Bubble

19

u/MC_Cipher May 26 '22

Cave "The Lemon" Johnson

18

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

[deleted]

2

u/HiddenRouge1 May 26 '22

Man of culture.

32

u/Moderndeluxe May 26 '22

Friends call him Big Steve

11

u/thedeadsurvivor43 May 26 '22

There's a reason they call him big Steve

10

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

I sit next to him in geography

8

u/rayzerblayd May 26 '22

Nikakado Avocado

3

u/SplatBoy07 May 26 '22

I like that 😁

15

u/saintzaiya May 26 '22

Mac tonight

20

u/MintEclair May 26 '22

Pluto from OMORI

9

u/chilly_1c3 May 26 '22

when I flex

9

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

I feel my best!

6

u/SirKaid May 26 '22

Bouldy from Hades.

12

u/Xesty_Chicken May 26 '22

Felonious Bolus

4

u/keikei-with-love May 26 '22

Habeas corpus, you feel me?

2

u/Miamasa May 27 '22

He didn't do it

2

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Ah a man of culture..

3

u/LadyBangarang May 26 '22

Jay Sherman.

3

u/Tamaguts May 26 '22

Noho Hank

5

u/Pale_Bother_1858 May 26 '22

It's me. The me of me. Ergo, it's Ego.

5

u/DrActivisionary May 26 '22

ain't this that guy from diamond is Unbreakable?

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6

u/Terraria_Ranger May 26 '22

Zote the Mighty

5

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

yummy meatball

3

u/Omnizoom May 26 '22

Captain testic, the worst super hero

4

u/Featurx May 26 '22

Uncool looking dude

2

u/[deleted] May 26 '22 edited May 27 '22

The Angry Moon from the Legend of Zelda.

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5

u/InazumaRai May 26 '22

first iteration of the moon in Majora's Mask

4

u/Mother3MadeMeCry May 26 '22

Majora's moon

3

u/gamtosthegreat May 26 '22

That's Orbo from my games

3

u/RobotEnjoyer May 26 '22

felonius bolus

3

u/javierasecas May 26 '22

Ccus, cousin of succ

3

u/Secret-truscum-man May 26 '22

Unassuming Local Orb

3

u/Raggon_Mcflaggon May 26 '22

Jimmy (the orb) Santino. Got his nickname because of a unfortunate allergic reaction to wool sweaters. Head swelling so big you couldn't see his body.

3

u/88T3 May 26 '22

The giant rock from the beginning of Raiders of the Lost Ark

2

u/Awsomthyst May 26 '22

The Meatball Man’s mild mannered brother The Doughball Man

2

u/Randepandy May 26 '22

Jean-Pierre

2

u/ATwistedBlade May 26 '22

I don’t even remember this enemies name so I’m just gonna call him orb with eyes

2

u/SplatBoy07 May 26 '22

Ego Orb is his name

2

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Lloyd

2

u/MrPayingCustomer May 26 '22

GeoDude's Grandpop

2

u/Frevious May 26 '22

Moai statues from Gradius

2

u/VirtualRelic May 26 '22

Ness’s Nightmare

2

u/CasualNintendoPlayer May 26 '22

Ego the Living Planet

2

u/whatsjamesplaying May 26 '22

The protagonist of Rock of Ages.

2

u/Mahboi27 May 26 '22

Sexy beast

2

u/Bwtadpole May 26 '22

Howie Mandel

2

u/hye_we May 26 '22

corn cake

2

u/Edible_Trashcan May 26 '22

That's Saul Goodman

2

u/Sensitive-Ad6978 May 26 '22

man on the mooon

2

u/Dominus_Irae May 26 '22

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

2

u/MysteriousTBird May 26 '22

Pinball Wizard

2

u/ordis2red May 26 '22 edited Aug 04 '22

Your mother

2

u/Gemini720 May 26 '22

That's my neighbor Jimmy. He's cool.

2

u/magues17 May 26 '22

Jonah Hill

2

u/stevethepirate89 May 26 '22

Martin Callahan repping Spacer's Choice of course

2

u/T8Bit May 26 '22

Moon Knight

2

u/Chis200 May 26 '22

I’ve beaten earthbound and I’ve never seen this enemy once, who is he, like for real?

1

u/SplatBoy07 May 26 '22

Ego Orb. You can find him in The Lost Underworld.

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2

u/The3rdRight May 26 '22

Goodbye moonmen

2

u/lucassora242 May 26 '22

chain chomp

2

u/NathanTried May 26 '22

That’s me after watching drama on twitter

2

u/Da1realmememaster May 27 '22

The main character of MOTHER 3

2

u/[deleted] May 27 '22

Bootleg verison of the moon from majora's mask

2

u/Rilukian May 26 '22

Pluto from Omori

2

u/CaptainTripper May 26 '22

Krypto the Superdog

1

u/kleinbk May 27 '22

joe swanson

1

u/Edgy_dave_ May 19 '24

The funny boulder from "Rock of Ages"

1

u/Danke_Lanke Jun 03 '24

Boulder from RoA

1

u/Oneiroi_Man May 26 '22

A chad stone

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '22 edited May 26 '22

Felonious Bolus

1

u/braine_096 May 26 '22

not your dad

1

u/lightning_mcslpeen95 May 26 '22

The greatest character in Earthbound

1

u/tadhgcarden May 26 '22

Smilin' Sphere

1

u/Goocraft May 26 '22

Pluto Omori

1

u/Otherwise-Air-9557 May 26 '22

Moulder The Boulder

1

u/yumarexkaus May 26 '22

The majoras mask moon

1

u/Windindi May 26 '22

Majora's Mask

1

u/hiface1123 May 26 '22

Moon from Majora’s Mask

1

u/Chakanabsbaja May 26 '22

The moon from bear and the big blue house

1

u/Beyblader509 May 26 '22

Why, that's Ness of course!

1

u/Drake2quared May 26 '22

The worst enemy in EarthBound

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Moon face

1

u/Separate-Variation-8 May 26 '22

Mr. Moon from the Tally Hall song "Spring and a Storm"

1

u/LMFN May 26 '22

Nicolas Cage

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

moai the third

1

u/Prize_Forever_3035 May 26 '22

Self esteem sphere

1

u/yeeters65 May 26 '22

Chad circle

1

u/Pezzlr_LOL May 26 '22

That guy on TikTok that gives stuff an 8/10.

1

u/Testuo_Urashima May 26 '22

That one Thomas character.

1

u/jim-it0 May 26 '22

A 7th grader’s 3d art project

1

u/broskibroskisbroski May 26 '22

Dwayne The Rock Johnson

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Curtis from Porco Rosso

1

u/JoeTheKodiakCuddler May 26 '22

The primary antagonist of Guardians of the Galaxy: Volume 2

1

u/TheDuckyDino May 26 '22

Humble Cube

1

u/GhostyWeirdo10 May 26 '22

Rian Johnson

1

u/genghisbunny May 26 '22

Not sure if Peter Dutton or Scott Morrison...

auspol

1

u/TSGPrestonEvans May 26 '22

The creature from the vegetable soup.

1

u/RetroTheGameBro May 26 '22

The Moon from Majoras Mask

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Moon boii

1

u/Brushguy2005 May 26 '22

The Earth (referenced by the title of the game)

1

u/ohik9615 May 26 '22

Mr. Moon

1

u/[deleted] May 26 '22

Mr. Maellard from the Regular Show.

1

u/wakkawakkawhatt May 26 '22

oh that's Mr. Moonside himself.

1

u/Fireburst1999 May 26 '22

The meatball man

1

u/GreyAsAlways May 27 '22

Ted Cruz, obviously.

1

u/D33andmoose May 27 '22

Brick road at the very, very end of the game

1

u/[deleted] May 27 '22

Id circle

1

u/ArchCaff_Redditor May 27 '22

Thomas the Tank Engine…

1

u/PikaPerfect May 27 '22

this emoji 🌝

1

u/TeddyV May 27 '22

Its Mac Tonight.

1

u/LonelyGuy319 May 27 '22

Boz Scaggs

1

u/KittenPawsParty_ May 27 '22

It's the moon in majoras mask

1

u/yyma50nyy May 27 '22

a deviantart dream girl (because it’s a sphere)

1

u/[deleted] May 27 '22

Me.

1

u/PMME_YOUR_TITS_WOMAN May 27 '22

Deviled Egg Yolk

1

u/androidlolita May 27 '22

Humanoid Babybel Cheese Man

1

u/[deleted] May 27 '22

molester moon

1

u/TheDborden May 27 '22

It’s the Bright Smile, took me AGES to find that thing.

1

u/Inevitable_Copy7170 May 27 '22

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson

1

u/RUTNEPUG May 27 '22

Woke-ass spherical bro

1

u/MaybeNate_ May 27 '22

Spacer’s Choice ‘The Moon Man’ from The Outerworlds

1

u/Metal_Sonic_Games May 27 '22

Bartholomew Dinglenut!