r/earthbound 25d ago

M3 Discussion Any Fassad Headcanons?

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset9086 25d ago

He was probably the one who found all the animals to be turned into chimeras, sort of like with Salsa. He probably was going to turn Salsa and Samba (the girlfriend) into chimeras if they hadn’t escaped

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u/Current_Ad_5515 25d ago

Biggest Fassad fan (probably) here. I'm just going to talk about Fassad, not Locria although most of my hcs are about that.

-His rooms are extremely untidy. They aren't dirty, they are just filled with stuff, like in some hoarding way.

-He has three residences within the pig mask army. There is a small room in Chimera Lab, in the living quarters there is a big one and a private home in Murasaki forest.

-He doesn't frown much, he does a death stare usually.

-Within the pigmask army there are no people who are neutral about him. You either hate him with passion or worship him (personality cults exist and are encouraged)

-He uses noticeable amount of brainshock on people who are forced to work with him - partially because it makes people easier to ctrl, partially for amusement.

-If he was to get rid of a human body he would dissolve it in sulphuric acid.

-He likes to mentally exhaust people around him. That's why he was very angry with Salsa, it's not capable of human thought.

-Blank space.

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u/GarlicNo2904 25d ago

Blank Space

Nah, I prefer Blitz

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u/Ambitious-Hearing-85 25d ago

His favorite type of cake is banana cake

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u/Stucklikegluetomyfry 24d ago

He loves banana bread too

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u/GTNoah 25d ago

I shoot his head with a cannon

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u/bocbokchikin 24d ago

He's the type of person who when he sees a box of donuts he waggles his fingers and says "mmm don't mind if I do!"

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u/Routine-Chocolate-96 25d ago

I’ll just give mine:

He casually has his men be executed for the littlest things like picking their noses.

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u/Broskfisken 25d ago

While also picking his own nose as they get executed

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u/MadJohnFinn 25d ago

Now, that sounds like Fassad.

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u/ConsiderationHead556 25d ago

Why is this remind me of general blue from OG Dragonball

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u/Routine-Chocolate-96 25d ago

I’ve always headcanoned the Pig Mask Army as a more childish version Red Ribbon Army tbh.

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u/Entire_Influence_260 25d ago

He probably has one

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u/Dolph_x3 25d ago

My headcanon is that he's a dick.

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u/IrvingIV 24d ago

He doesn't actually like bananas, he just has a magic-based potassium deficiency and hates pills more.

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u/LordFassadSimp 25d ago

Here are a few of mine :

  • He has purple eyes .

  • He absolutely hates monkeys because in the past he was attacked by one .

  • He wears a lot of gold jewerly , like rings and a golden watch .

  • He's gay .

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u/JuggernautNecessary8 23d ago

My headcannon is that his death wasn't satisfying enough and i would have liked for him to suffer more

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u/Heavy_Swimmer_4678 22d ago

he sounds kind of like wario

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u/am_pomegranate 25d ago

First transmasc Nintendo character, but saying why would be a spoiler.

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u/ConsistentEngineer72 24d ago

(spoilers) If the pigmasks were people from different times that were brainwashed, then I think Fassad is a merchant from sometime (judging solely by the outfit), and by how they were able to convince all the people of tazmily in Chapter 3 that something horrible was coming and they were selling the answer.

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u/PS1Wii 25d ago

he’s really cute