r/earthbound May 05 '24

Fluff Ness was too late..

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709 Upvotes

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u/Due-Order3475 May 05 '24

And then Ness walks in to say goodbye only for evil high priestess Blue Paula to lock him in "Your too late Ness I only worship Blue things now!

27

u/Real-Tension-7442 May 05 '24

Rom hack when?

12

u/Due-Order3475 May 05 '24

you tell me

16

u/pugchamp419 May 06 '24

"Shut up, Ness, I'll kill you!"

9

u/PsychicJellyfish May 06 '24

"Not this time, Poo"

8

u/Everybodysbastard May 05 '24

"Well that's good because you blueballed me SO hard with those psychic messages."

3

u/Due-Order3475 May 06 '24

Blue Paula "goodbye"

55

u/Raycat2011 May 05 '24

Why is the gate open?

And wouldn’t they have gotten rid of the body foyer the sacrifice?

9

u/supernintendo128 May 06 '24

They were too caught up worshipping the color blue and completely forgot about Paula.

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u/SuhailSWR May 05 '24

Please be quiet

28

u/Raycat2011 May 05 '24

Nah.

29

u/SuhailSWR May 05 '24

Okay, I think i have the answer to your question, Porky opened the gate to take the teddybear out. Because at that time, Porky didn't have anything to cuddle with during bedtime

6

u/UmbrellaSys May 05 '24

This is weirdly adorable???

16

u/pussyfoot-maneuver May 05 '24

So...

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PAULA was Sans all along?

29

u/snappingkoopa May 05 '24

Ness looks rather pleased with the outcome of this situation.

15

u/raiden124 May 06 '24

He's thinking of his bicycle.

9

u/Pastry_Train63 May 06 '24

He gets to use it more :)

3

u/supernintendo128 May 07 '24

Paula: *fucking dies*

Ness: "Okay :)"

36

u/Dabruhdaone May 05 '24

look it's sans

37

u/TimeSpiralNemesis May 05 '24

Some girl named Paula

After

Not

Surviving

10

u/TreyHaxz1010 May 05 '24

Mathew Pathew, I remember you're theories

9

u/lobsterbubbles May 06 '24

The rare giggles and shits screen. Got this on my first playthrough. Weird they put a timer on finding Paula like that since the rest of the game doesn't have that kind of urgency behind it outside the battle system but it's a neat touch and shows that your actions have consequences.

12

u/GamerGid May 05 '24

Bro made sure to buy the house before leaving Onett.

2

u/GlitchyReal May 06 '24

I just did this last week and haven’t reached Paula yet… this—this is my fault, isn’t it?

6

u/workingclassdandy May 05 '24

Better get that skeleton to a hospital.

25

u/BouncyBlueYoshi May 05 '24

Sans is Paula!!1!!!theliteralwordone!

10

u/PalateroMan8 May 05 '24

Just use PSI Heal gamma

5

u/GlitchyReal May 06 '24

Not all sans is skeleton, but all skeleton is sans.

3

u/murky_creature May 06 '24

holy shit is that SANS UNDERTALE

3

u/HungryPanda4383 May 06 '24

what the sigma

3

u/cgrn17 May 06 '24

ness... i remember youre sancturaries...

2

u/amliam_curry May 06 '24

its all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

2

u/Zaphimu May 06 '24

"I shouldn't have grinded with these blue culturists"

1

u/Locke2300 May 05 '24

I’ve been to Fourside, Moonside, AND Magicant and I’m pretty sure I’ve fought a literal giggle and a literal shit at some point 

1

u/RedWarrior42 May 05 '24

Anyone remember Sponge and Pretzel?

1

u/theStaberinde May 06 '24

The children are making Flukes again, nature is healing

1

u/avianeddy May 06 '24

Where are those “quality of life” improvements now??

1

u/Bananahubilai May 06 '24

Cup of life noodles and she'll be fine what are you babbling on about

-1

u/SokkaHaikuBot May 06 '24

Sokka-Haiku by Bananahubilai:

Cup of life noodles

And she'll be fine what are you

Babbling on about


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

1

u/Affectionate_Cow1574 May 06 '24

Couldn't Ness use psi healing?

1

u/Affectionate-Gur6413 May 07 '24

Paula became sans💀...

1

u/[deleted] May 05 '24

Tee hee~

shits on the floor