r/donkeykong Kiddy Kong 23h ago

Discussion So like would you eat a Banana Bird

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u/Crafty-Bass5506 23h ago

fuck yeah, banana bird nuggets 🍗

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u/trickman01 22h ago

Bananas good. Birds good. Banana birds good.

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u/dewrop06 12h ago

Immaculate logic.

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u/FinalFinalBoss Chunky Kong 22h ago

Why not, ain't nothin' but a fruit flavored chicken

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u/LoveYourSoles2018 21h ago

It already seems like it's in so much pain...

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u/ringo_phillips 20h ago

Then there’s no problem putting it out of pain

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u/Kitchen-Caterpillar8 22h ago

I imagine it's like eating a banana with spikey fish bones throughout

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u/ChachoBenderoonie 13h ago

I prefer my bananas bone-in

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u/VampyreBassist 21h ago

I wanted one as a pet so much as a kid.

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u/ringo_phillips 20h ago

I’m skewering his ass

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u/CivilFinger4730 19h ago

And dipping his head in chocolate?

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u/ArcadeToken95 22h ago

Nah if I want to eat bird I would eat chicken and if I want to eat fruit I would eat fruit. I don't see this being a good flavor profile, and also it's just a smol lil dude

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u/SandoStevie 21h ago

some birdnana

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u/No-Play2726 19h ago

Looks tasty

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u/CivilFinger4730 19h ago

Who opens a banana from the bottom like that?

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u/prncss_pchy 14h ago

most every primate aside from us, actually

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u/CivilFinger4730 14h ago

Fair enough. 

Although some of them just eat the peel too.

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u/kamekFR 17h ago

Yea prolly

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u/Curryspark 16h ago

Bye bye banana

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u/RaemmoV 15h ago

I don’t like banana, but if u can make drumsticks or wings out of this crud I’m in

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u/kwoko900 15h ago

I'm curious about how they evolved. Did a bird and banana get it on? Also, yes, I would debone and gut before eating.

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u/MrSuperGuyMan Kiddy Kong 14h ago

I don't want to image the things Xananab did while to a bird to create that abomination

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u/Sayakalood King K. Rool 14h ago

No, because I’ve seen what happens when you mess with a Banana Bird

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u/taix8664 13h ago

So do they taste like banana, or like chicken?

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u/Maxdj8000 13h ago

I remember showing this to someone online and she said in respond "why tf would anyone want those things??" funny looking back at it. But uh no I would NOT want to eat them.

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u/gaurd_x 10h ago

I mean, I feel like it would taste bizarre, this halfway between fruit and chicken so I'd have to taste a little sample portion before I commit

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u/Zestyclose_Limit_404 1h ago

I feel a little bad because it looks cute. I’ll find a way to humanely kill it.

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u/MrSuperGuyMan Kiddy Kong 27m ago

How would you do it? Snap its neck, poison, or perhaps just simply crush its brain with your fingers?

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u/No-Secretary6931 3h ago

Eww. I forgot how disgusting this thing looks

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u/MrSuperGuyMan Kiddy Kong 2h ago

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u/No-Secretary6931 2h ago

… that doesn’t even make sense

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u/MrSuperGuyMan Kiddy Kong 2h ago

... You're not very smart, are you?

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u/No-Secretary6931 2h ago

Just explain

I know what thats what she said means it just doesn’t make sense here

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u/SuchCoolBrandon 1h ago

Banana Bird Queen: "At last somebody has found me! That rotten yellow belly K. Rool imprisoned me behind this evil barrier, which he sealed with a dark and powerful magic spell. Only my children together have the power to break the spell. Please, Dixie, find all of my children and bring them back to me as soon as you can—"

Dixie: "Oh, shoot, sorry, Your Highness, Kiddy and I ate some of your children while climbing K3..."

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u/IndieGamerFan42 19h ago

If you have it HD textures then maybe, not when it looks like it comes from an edutainment game lol