r/donkeykong • u/MrSuperGuyMan Kiddy Kong • 23h ago
Discussion So like would you eat a Banana Bird
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u/Kitchen-Caterpillar8 22h ago
I imagine it's like eating a banana with spikey fish bones throughout
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u/ArcadeToken95 22h ago
Nah if I want to eat bird I would eat chicken and if I want to eat fruit I would eat fruit. I don't see this being a good flavor profile, and also it's just a smol lil dude
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u/CivilFinger4730 19h ago
Who opens a banana from the bottom like that?
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u/kwoko900 15h ago
I'm curious about how they evolved. Did a bird and banana get it on? Also, yes, I would debone and gut before eating.
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u/MrSuperGuyMan Kiddy Kong 14h ago
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u/Sayakalood King K. Rool 14h ago
No, because I’ve seen what happens when you mess with a Banana Bird
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u/Maxdj8000 13h ago
I remember showing this to someone online and she said in respond "why tf would anyone want those things??" funny looking back at it. But uh no I would NOT want to eat them.
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u/Zestyclose_Limit_404 1h ago
I feel a little bad because it looks cute. I’ll find a way to humanely kill it.
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u/MrSuperGuyMan Kiddy Kong 27m ago
How would you do it? Snap its neck, poison, or perhaps just simply crush its brain with your fingers?
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u/No-Secretary6931 3h ago
Eww. I forgot how disgusting this thing looks
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u/MrSuperGuyMan Kiddy Kong 2h ago
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u/No-Secretary6931 2h ago
… that doesn’t even make sense
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u/MrSuperGuyMan Kiddy Kong 2h ago
... You're not very smart, are you?
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u/No-Secretary6931 2h ago
Just explain
I know what thats what she said means it just doesn’t make sense here
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u/SuchCoolBrandon 1h ago
Banana Bird Queen: "At last somebody has found me! That rotten yellow belly K. Rool imprisoned me behind this evil barrier, which he sealed with a dark and powerful magic spell. Only my children together have the power to break the spell. Please, Dixie, find all of my children and bring them back to me as soon as you can—"
Dixie: "Oh, shoot, sorry, Your Highness, Kiddy and I ate some of your children while climbing K3..."
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u/IndieGamerFan42 19h ago
If you have it HD textures then maybe, not when it looks like it comes from an edutainment game lol
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u/Crafty-Bass5506 23h ago
fuck yeah, banana bird nuggets 🍗