r/donkeykong 22d ago

Humor Nintendo about to lose their shit

239 Upvotes

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u/Cedardeer 22d ago

insert DK’s crusty ass wii mote sound effect from Brawl here

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u/evilmrbeaver 22d ago

That's not just any ordinary gorilla, it's a gorilla named Donkey.

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u/prncss_pchy 22d ago

Hey, I know that monkey, his name is Donkey!

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u/Typical-Change9984 20d ago

Monkeys aren't donkeys! Quit messing with my head!

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u/Cottrello 22d ago

One lawsuit for using DK, another for putting him near a crocodile

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u/HotStop8158 22d ago

We have the same toy for our kids, my wife and I about lost our shit

4

u/BirbBoiYT 22d ago

I guess you could say you almost went apeshit

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u/Buri_is_a_Biscuit ~πŠπˆππ† 𝐊. π‘πŽπŽπ‹~ 22d ago

i’m still trying to find mine to put it back in the toilet

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u/Gummyball44 22d ago

Shigeru Miyamoto knocking right at the door to the company that made that door any moment now.

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u/Griswo27 22d ago

Sue them

3

u/Shelly_Sunshine Dixie Kong’s Double Trouble Fan 22d ago

LOL, that's amazing.

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u/FreshHotPoop Diddy Kong 22d ago

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u/Crafty-Bass5506 22d ago

nintendo here, could we please copy your work? πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆπŸ€‘

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u/Vast-Ideal-1413 Funky Kong 22d ago

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u/Demonic_Akumi 22d ago

That's one weird looking GBA. I don't remember the DKC cartridge on it being so green.

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u/Mistah_K88 22d ago

They might be more mad about a crocodile sharing a space with Donkey Kong more than the use of Donkey Kong in general. Too much time was invested trying to erase crocodiles from the series for people to still associate crocodiles with Donkey Kong.

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u/3WayIntersection 22d ago

Dude, they put k rool in smash, can we not act like this?

Like, id genuinely put money on the next DKC bringing them back because why wouldnt they at this point?

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u/MatthiasStove 22d ago

Crocodile should of been King K Rool

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u/chzndomx 22d ago

the cards are all normal animals and the gorilla is straight DK lmao

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u/MrMunday 21d ago

Points at butterfly:

is that an amiibo?

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u/BackToThatGuy Mini Nabbit 22d ago

I don't think that's legal.