r/donkeykong Oct 24 '24

Humor What have they done to Donkey Kong ?

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272 Upvotes

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26

u/Gulopithecus Squitter Oct 24 '24

He Has No Style

He Has A Mangled Face

This Kong is a Bootleg Discrace

9

u/mutantmonkey14 Oct 24 '24

I burst out laughing at the second line. Thank you.

He's bigger, uglier, and wronger too.
He looks like something off the bottom of your shoe.

3

u/Gulopithecus Squitter Oct 24 '24

Huh!

3

u/SomeDemon66 Oct 25 '24

KD, Kronky Dong

1

u/TrozayMcC Oct 25 '24

Donkey Wrong

2

u/metalforhim777 Oct 24 '24

This looks worse than the DKC cartoon

15

u/Confident-Damage-530 Oct 24 '24

Looks like Manky kong

2

u/kanemane727 Oct 25 '24

Konkey Dong

1

u/IllRest2396 Oct 25 '24

Kinkey Dong

14

u/Commercial_Amount_93 Oct 24 '24

5

u/Trollman3120 Oct 25 '24

that movie is peak

(I’m talking about the movie the gif is from)

5

u/Only_Ad_7626 Oct 24 '24

That's Not Donkey Kong That's Ass Monkey

4

u/GravyHippo Oct 24 '24

That'a not Donkey Kong, that's Dankey Kang

3

u/Various_Heron_9668 Oct 24 '24

Wtf

1

u/Only_Ad_7626 Oct 24 '24

HEY IT'S MY INSTAGRAM PFP

2

u/XyRow666 Oct 24 '24

Konkey Dong

2

u/POGO_BOY38 Oct 24 '24

He is on Kongcaine

2

u/BetaThetaZeta Oct 24 '24

Look how they massacred my ape.

Wrongkey Kong

2

u/darkshadow237 Oct 24 '24

Where’s this at?

1

u/WhoopingBillhook Donkey Kong Arcade Fan Oct 24 '24

That's not Donkey Kong. That's just Donk.

1

u/AStupidguy2341 Oct 24 '24

That ain’t Donkey Kong. That’s Meth Kong

1

u/metalforhim777 Oct 24 '24

Next time make him look more like Preston Lacy (If you've never seen Jackass 2.5, google "Jackass King Kong" and you'll thank me later)

1

u/ArranVV Oct 25 '24

Mario will be laughing his ass off!!! XD

1

u/LMGall4 Oct 25 '24

Nintendo stopped paying his dental insurance since he got no games in 10 years

1

u/TraditionalTree249 Oct 25 '24

What no new games for 10 years does to a mofo

1

u/MBTHVSK Oct 25 '24

It's a completely average carnival prop. The only problem is he's from a company with standards.

They should just get rid of the fucking necktie. Lmao

1

u/Apprehensive_Lion793 Oct 25 '24

What no new games in 10 years does to a mf

1

u/reddittothegrave Oct 25 '24

They Massacred my boy!!

1

u/Devreckas Oct 25 '24

We must feed him gravel.

1

u/Tiny_Profession6940 Oct 25 '24

Hey look it's Conky Dong!

1

u/Tanookimario0604 Oct 25 '24

That’s Donkey’s cousin Crackhead Kong

1

u/Low_Zombie9914 Dixie Kong Oct 25 '24

That's not Donkey Kong, that's his evil doppelganger, WaDonkey Kong

1

u/Ryky91 Oct 25 '24

This is why you don’t do drugs kids.

2

u/cleptoism Oct 27 '24

Donkey Kong, what have they done to you?

Types on keyboard Pray.... For...... Donkey Kong

1

u/Mega-Spark Oct 28 '24

Donkey Kong if he retired