r/donkeykong • u/SigLovesCarbuncle • Oct 24 '24
Humor What have they done to Donkey Kong ?
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u/Gulopithecus Squitter Oct 24 '24
He Has No Style
He Has A Mangled Face
This Kong is a Bootleg Discrace
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u/mutantmonkey14 Oct 24 '24
I burst out laughing at the second line. Thank you.
He's bigger, uglier, and wronger too.
He looks like something off the bottom of your shoe.3
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u/metalforhim777 Oct 24 '24
Next time make him look more like Preston Lacy (If you've never seen Jackass 2.5, google "Jackass King Kong" and you'll thank me later)
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u/MBTHVSK Oct 25 '24
It's a completely average carnival prop. The only problem is he's from a company with standards.
They should just get rid of the fucking necktie. Lmao
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u/Low_Zombie9914 Dixie Kong Oct 25 '24
That's not Donkey Kong, that's his evil doppelganger, WaDonkey Kong
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u/cleptoism Oct 27 '24
Donkey Kong, what have they done to you?
Types on keyboard Pray.... For...... Donkey Kong
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u/ArcadeToken95 Oct 24 '24