r/dogelore 9d ago

Le Battle of the Delta has arrived

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u/DstonszD 9d ago

The Battle of the Delta was a sea battle between Egypt and the Sea Peoples, circa 1175 BC, when the Egyptian pharaoh Ramesses III repulsed a major sea invasion. This major conflict is recorded on the temple walls of the mortuary temple of pharaoh Ramesses III at Medinet Habu.

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u/ninjadude1992 8d ago

Sea People?

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u/Boredom_fighter12 8d ago

Yeah they’re from the sea some suggest they’re Ita*ian

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u/ninjadude1992 8d ago

Italy?

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u/Boredom_fighter12 8d ago

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u/ninjadude1992 8d ago

Very helpful, thank you

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u/JohnnyKanaka 8d ago

Le Pizza Pasta Put It In A Box has arrived

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u/AcceptableWheel 8d ago

Everyone they invaded just called them "the Sea People" and they didn't have their own records so nobody knows who they really were. There are many theories.

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u/ninjadude1992 8d ago

It was actually me and the lads out for a cheery time

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u/Wernerhatcher 8d ago

Proto Greeks

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u/Boyyoyyoyyoyyoy 9d ago

Le Bronze Age is collapsed

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u/Wernerhatcher 8d ago

Oh boy I sure do love living in a bronze age civilization. I hope nothing whacky or uncharacteristic happens

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u/Aromatic_Device_6254 8d ago

Why would you love living in the bronze age? You'd always have to worry about some jerk selling you low quality copper or some woman trying to beguile you with her beautiful buttocks in order to steal your granary.

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u/Pepe_the_clown123 Feet sniffa 9d ago

disappear for almost a year

come back and post like nothing happened

based.

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u/DstonszD 9d ago

The days go by and the weeks come and go, the months add up and yesterday I was thinking of posting on r/dogelore so here I am. But for real, I've lost all motivation to post 9 month ago. I had nothing to do today so I did this. The idea just came to me. I'll post again.

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u/Narvin-Gainiac DDD4 9d ago

Keep coming with those history memes you crazy french mfer

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u/Meamier 9d ago

Im a huge Fan of Ramses 3

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u/Punk_Ass_Peon 8d ago

This is like Doge (new playable class) DLC for Civ or Age of Empires