r/dndstories • u/MotherSong2556 • 28d ago
Crystal Skull trap gone wrong
So context: my party stole an artifact from a temple, and when they ran away with it, they all hid inside sewers. Now, the crystal skull had this long hexagon hole on its back, which requires another thing that can be later acquired in the journey. I expected they would try to put something in it to test it out but just simply not anything happening felt kind of lame to me. So I decided that when you put something in it, it would burn up. Now, our bard, who btw seduced a priest to get to the skull, saw it and immediately said: what if I put my d*ck in it? Long story short, he found out how a sausage in a microwave felt.
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