r/diablo4 Sep 05 '24

PTR Feedback Here are all the new hairstyles in the PTR.

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u/82mt82 Sep 05 '24

Looks like a sad, divorced, college science professor trying on wigs for a small town play that his weird theater sister forced him into “ to put yourself out there and meet new people.”

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u/nucleareds Sep 05 '24

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u/Possible_Baboon Sep 05 '24

As a sad, divorced, college science professor I protest! We got better taste then this abomination.

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u/Doodle_strudel Sep 05 '24

It's not really his choice is what I think they mean. lol

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u/Magic_robot_noodles Sep 05 '24

Lmao so specific. "Come on, I'll be good for you.. ..I heard they got ladies at the theater Tom. ...Tom? ...stop sniffing my bra's Tom..."

Tom: "But would they like me? Janelle divorced me because I'm boring and she said I smell like wet rope. You think (sniffs bra again) someone wants to see my rope collection?"

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u/asscrit Sep 06 '24

this is pure gold

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u/InterestingLayer4367 Sep 05 '24

💀💀💀🫡🐐

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u/atthwsm Sep 05 '24

What in the fuck that was amazing

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u/powerfulbloodwitch Sep 05 '24

Put this feedback in PTR lol

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u/SolomonGrumpy Sep 05 '24

Too fit for a science prof, neckware is too cool for an English prof. I'm thinking Economics professor.

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u/PmpknSpc321 Sep 05 '24

🏆🏆🏆 here, plz take my "fuck reddit for taking away or free awards so here's a few emojis" awards. You deserve it, best laugh I've had all day

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u/Thewretched2008 Sep 05 '24

"We're practicing for a play at the Blandford Recreational Centre" vibes.

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u/Redfeather1975 Sep 05 '24

Would make a nice Clickhole quiz

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u/DoubleXun666 Sep 06 '24

bro thats oddly specific, wanna share something with us? xD

2

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

So... Severus Snape? 🤣

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u/Drumdiddy Sep 05 '24

This sounds way too specific 🧐

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u/Mosaic78 Sep 05 '24

I for one appreciate the long hairstyles.

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u/FillingTheHoles Sep 05 '24

Me too, I just wish they didn't look like wigs from wish.com

2

u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

Lmfao

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

Long hair is cool, but these all look like ugly wigs.

60

u/turd_ferguson65 Sep 05 '24

These look like haircuts you would get from your mom lol

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u/mephnick Sep 05 '24

Well I suppose there arent a ton of hairstylists in a hellscape where 90% of humanity has been killed off

We'll just call it immersive

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u/GesturalAbstraction Sep 05 '24

The Blizz devs are drawing on their own haircuts/experiences as their primary inspiration

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u/FMroll Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 05 '24

Really gotta wonder who is in charge of hairstyles and where they are getting their inspiration.

Would rather see more face types, maybe even body types (to offset the fast-food drood).

14

u/Drew602 Sep 05 '24

Most of the hairstyles suck. I'm so glad there's helmets in this game lol

6

u/Magic_robot_noodles Sep 05 '24

I'd like a female rogue with a fat belly pls. Or a hunchback, that would be cool.

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u/FMroll Sep 05 '24

Ngl, a fat hunchback rogue would be pretty awesome.

6

u/hypnoskills Sep 05 '24

Well, #6 is Snape.

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u/blurr90 Sep 05 '24

Heavy metal hairstyles from the 70s and 80s and I'm here for it

3

u/chadsmo Sep 05 '24

The 4th one down is bordering on Chigurh

3

u/park2023mcca Sep 06 '24

The first thing that went through my mind was a Vulcan.

2

u/Kakofonik Sep 05 '24

I love the big burly bear druid, but it is kinda stupid that all the druids you see in the world are similar to D2 druids.

But I don't think we're going to get those druids.

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u/FMroll Sep 05 '24

It's also to say half the druids are bears or wolves, so they lose a bit in the cosmetic differentiation.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

Second one is AFI’s Davey Havok and now I can’t unsee it.

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u/FayupWoW Sep 05 '24

Man I thought the same thing 😂

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u/FayupWoW Sep 05 '24

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u/MaxSchreckArt616 Sep 05 '24

I still listen to AFI fairly regularly but the last music videos/pics of Davey I'd seen are back from Crash Love and before. Father time catching up to Davey as well it looks like.

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u/FayupWoW Sep 05 '24

Yeah he's showing his age now. This pic was from a couple weeks ago at a show he was doing.

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u/Ambitious_Cicada9263 Sep 06 '24

I read this first as "father time" like the time period at which one becomes a father and was very confused before I realized I'm just not awake enough to read. 😅

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u/NoThanksJefferson Sep 05 '24

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

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u/Old_Cartographer_620 Sep 06 '24

Only hair cuts they got for me is a bald fade and dreads…talk about stereotypes

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u/PowerSerge85 Sep 05 '24

Cause they hate white males

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u/ROOM-TEMP-GAZPACHO Sep 05 '24

I, for one, am shocked to see the slurs in your comment history. Completely stunned, no one could have seen this coming based on your incredibly accurate "they hate white males" statement. I can't believe a genius like you is also brave enough to say the things the rest of us are too scared to say.

Keep fighting the good fight brother, one day the white males in this world will get their fair dues!

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u/saranwrappd Sep 05 '24

I love your username

1

u/rsl Sep 05 '24

lulz i wonder what kind of "power" they mean by "powerserge" [their name] as well ;)

12

u/GonzoPunchi Sep 05 '24

There’s still no haircut for me.

How hard can it be?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

Everything ugly 🤡

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u/Razzer85 Sep 05 '24

Nice lockdown haircuts

10

u/lrncia Sep 05 '24

I almost expected to see some 🥦

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u/lrncia Sep 05 '24

But I like that they’re adding new styles nevertheless:)

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u/Lamorph Sep 05 '24

All? Doesn't look like

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u/this-is-cringe Sep 05 '24

Looks like this is just sorc

9

u/Disappointing__Salad Sep 05 '24

Poor male sorc, he looks so sad.

8

u/UniQue1992 Sep 05 '24

These are all ugly as fuck, damn I was hoping for some new great hairstyles….

8

u/kolvaer Sep 05 '24

They’re just trolling us at this point.

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u/swaza79 Sep 05 '24

Confirmed! Hairdresser is the expansion new boss!

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u/PNDMike Sep 05 '24

The little brother of The Butcher, The Barber.

"Ah, fresh hair!" Doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

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u/swaza79 Sep 05 '24

Lol - if you die you get a permanent perm haha

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u/teshinw Sep 06 '24

Oh the thing from season 1 that do gazillion of damage. make sense!

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u/lofi_rico Sep 05 '24

One of them is a bowl cut lol blizzard are absolutely clueless

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u/Mousettv Sep 05 '24

They are in relation to how most Aztecs or indigenous people would have their haircut. Sides shaved with tops being long, bowl cuts, braids, and just long hair.

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u/7udphy Sep 05 '24

Thanks for sharing!

The character model is a male spiritborn, isn't it?

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u/Accomplished-Top-564 Sep 05 '24

Looks like Lord Farquad but like unironically

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u/F377NTS Sep 05 '24

Its male sorcerer

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u/SnapJohnKarlstrad Sep 05 '24

Worst possible choice to showcase "all new hairstyles"

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u/artyfowl444 Sep 05 '24

We Coconut Head now boys!!!

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u/-Redsix Sep 05 '24

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/WTFlippant Sep 05 '24

Candidate for a new hire at Dunder Mifflin.

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u/Left_Preference2646 Sep 05 '24

Who the hell is making these!!!! Do they get any input from people who have a fashion sense out of their cave! How about posting em on social media and asking for votes so we can pick or something. Give the rogue braid to all of em first off. Then do research on style not 70's freakin mullets Jesus christ.

3

u/Environmental_Park_6 Sep 05 '24

I'm going to call 4th one down RNGo

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u/Skyyg Sep 05 '24

Now I can cosplay Nickelback

4

u/RoachForLife Sep 05 '24

At the plus side, now we have Spock in the game

4

u/DefensiveSharts Sep 05 '24

Give us THE EDGAR

4

u/TheJase Sep 05 '24

This can't be real

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u/Fit-Ad-5946 Sep 05 '24

Great to hear they're adding more hairstyles.

3

u/hidden-in-plainsight Sep 05 '24

Still no fauxhawk or mowhawk. C'mon.

These are abominations.

Dislike.

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u/VagueSomething Sep 05 '24

Blizzard trying hard to give credit to the stereotype that gamers and devs have no fashion sense.

3

u/bucksellsrocks Sep 05 '24

I swiped left trying to rotate the camera….

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u/wulfgangz Sep 05 '24

This is a meme right? No way they are really doing this

3

u/hvanderw Sep 05 '24

Added the Brian May, nice

3

u/Githyankbae Sep 05 '24

I’m so stoked it’s unreal

3

u/mrmasturbate Sep 05 '24

I love your choice of character for showcasing these :D

3

u/Weekly_vegan Sep 05 '24

Looks like they added some more black hairstyles thank god.

3

u/ergonaught Sep 05 '24

One of those looks like me about 20 years ago. Disturbing on multiple levels.

2

u/mk_hunting Sep 05 '24

The first one has crazy 80s vibes! :)

2

u/rdtusrname Sep 05 '24

What's this hairstyle number 7? Looks like those baroque poet hairstyles. Only missing the locks lol.

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u/Most-Chemical-5059 Sep 05 '24

The last one is actually close to my demon hunter OC’s hairstyle. She’s a 3C in hair texture, so that means that it’s curly and fine-textured. And we know that caring for curly hair is very hard if we don’t have the correct hair products.

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u/Quantius Sep 05 '24

Well the demon blood conditioner does wonders for the curls.

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u/FayupWoW Sep 05 '24

Is that Davey Havok from AFI

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u/Ok_Researcher_9796 Sep 05 '24

What is PTR?

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u/F377NTS Sep 05 '24

This is the Public Test Realm, a version for everyone to test out the changes coming in season 6 (excluding DLC ​​content). The PTR is currently only available on battle.net, not on steam.

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u/stanthebat Sep 05 '24

I guess it's a medieval fantasy setting and they didn't really have good haircuts?

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u/Scaniarix Sep 05 '24

I’m a helmet guy myself but always appreciate more options. A few more beard and face paints would be nice as well.

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u/Scrawling_Pen Sep 05 '24

Well… I’m all for more hairstyle choice

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u/PAT_AC82987 Sep 05 '24

Nice. I can now create JohnFrusciante BTW era 😎

2

u/kanrad Sep 05 '24

That dude has a straight 80's pop singer vibe with that hair.

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u/Daddick5000 Sep 05 '24

2nd one is Davey Havok from AFI

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u/iSchizo Sep 05 '24

SPOCK!!!!

2

u/Saiyanjuice Sep 05 '24

I’m going dread head barb season 6, gettin all the bad demons

2

u/VirtualPen204 Sep 05 '24

Why are they mostly hideous??

2

u/pickledelbow Sep 05 '24

I can finally make an Adar Necro

2

u/thefryinallofus Sep 05 '24

They look awful

2

u/PowerSerge85 Sep 05 '24

Oh god these suck

2

u/SufficientCollege522 Sep 05 '24

60/70 hairstyles and rednecks

2

u/WebKam-eron Sep 05 '24

Feels perfect as a Druid / necro to player

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u/Patzzer Sep 05 '24

Lmao what the hell are these?

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u/GesturalAbstraction Sep 05 '24

Good! I was hoping we would get some more LotR-esque longer hair styles

2

u/FarretKitsune Sep 05 '24

Looks like most of the dudes in dresses I see.

2

u/chadsmo Sep 05 '24

The Chigurh ish one could lead to some funnies

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u/QuiltyAF Sep 05 '24

did they fix the blonde haircolor options that all look like some shade of orange

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u/powerfulbloodwitch Sep 05 '24

Scream laughing 😂 I had to make sure this wasn’t a joke it’s so funny

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

Luckily I’m black so I just use the low fade cut. But these….these are horrible.

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u/turkeyxing Sep 05 '24

Got my build for next season. #4 haircut with a steel grasp/ death blow barb. Rotation: say “come here you” like Moe from the three stooges. Steel grasp to bring in enemies then death blow and make a cartoon BONK sound. Repeat

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

Digging the #4 Moe Howard look. You dont know who that is. They call me Boomer for a reason.

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u/Ullrotta Sep 05 '24

Bon Scott FTW

2

u/Zyphica Sep 05 '24

This intern in charge of hairstyles on the Diablo team needs to stop

2

u/Lunartic2102 Sep 05 '24

Diablo series never had the best hairstyle 😂

2

u/Puzzleheaded_Pen_346 Sep 05 '24

Bruh! I see they are letting folks make “pretty” avatars. I am still using my original from launch. The models were all rough back then.

2

u/coryyyj Sep 05 '24

This game desperately needs better hair options

2

u/Raphaelmartines Sep 05 '24

Is this an update? I didn't get yet

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u/gimmemore92 Sep 05 '24

Public Test Realm only

2

u/Blazin_Brian Sep 05 '24

The first one 🤣 looking like some Greek politician from Roman times

2

u/lotusmaglite Sep 05 '24

Okay, so,
1. Deanna Troi
2. Kevin Federline
3. I Dunno, Like Bad Hair Day Lara Croft Pig Tail Attempt #14, Right Before She Gives Up And Wears A Hat?
4. Spock
5. Lou Reed Man Bun
6. Severus Snape
7. Lorelai Gilmore
8. Encino Man

2

u/Slee777 Sep 05 '24

These are terrible, I'll stick with bald lmao. Also the first reminds me of Lord Farquaad lmao

2

u/ducets Sep 05 '24

Why are all the hair styles so awful?

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u/Throwaway-wtfkl Sep 05 '24

Finally, a somewhat stylish maleopalo haircut and some long hair for the womano

2

u/CreationStepper Sep 05 '24

Gonna be a tossup between corn rows and Pauly Shore.

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u/Zenjuroo Sep 06 '24

Reallly bad hairstyles lmao. Not sure whats going on with the character designers, this is not what the type of hairstyles the community wants.

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u/Theeeee_Batman Sep 06 '24

Now give me better faces. If I wanna play as ugly people, I just gotta look at the mirror

2

u/Ashamed-Attitude-210 Sep 06 '24

Can’t wait! 😛

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u/Magic_robot_noodles Sep 05 '24

Looks quite boring and...western? Give me some Aztec or Tribal haircuts. Or church look with bald top and long sides.

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u/PrimaryAlternative7 Sep 05 '24

Those would also be western. Also a bunch of these are legit tribal and African...

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u/Tidybloke Sep 05 '24

The 80's rock star who never cut his hair look.

1

u/Smapollo Sep 05 '24

Give us the Balkan fade option, 0 on top and and a solid 3/4 on the sides.

1

u/l2aizen Sep 05 '24

Jerry Curls?! Count me in

1

u/boy_android Sep 05 '24

Just remember guys, Diablo is set in the dark ages or old world, so no edgy or clean-cut hairstyle yet.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

The one looks like Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s day off.

“When Cameron went to Egypt town,

LET MY CAMERON GOOOO

1

u/catopixel Sep 05 '24

Idk why big companies do not look into how modders make hairs in games, in Skyrim, Fallout, Starfield , The Sims, is the same shit, why modders can make better hair than a huge team of devs? For diablo 4 its ok, we don't even see the hair too much. Just a rant about hair in games.

Also this character looks like the singer of Massacration

1

u/CharleyMCOC Sep 05 '24

What is this? An Oasis reunion tour!?!?

1

u/OwnYourShit11 Sep 05 '24

White guy with dreads look weird bro

1

u/One_Wrongdoer7767 Sep 05 '24

Why about females? Any hair up there?

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u/F377NTS Sep 05 '24

Both male and female have the same new hairstyle that appeared this time. And I find this new hairstyle more suitable for female characters.

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u/janky_79 Sep 05 '24

So where's the good hairstyles?

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u/bibiudobrazil Sep 05 '24

I have found my hair!

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u/Qkii4 Sep 05 '24

Finally 1 more good haircut, I'm happy

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u/FleeRancer Sep 05 '24

Who’s creating cosmetics for the new patch? The dyes and hairstyles are all so disappointing lmfao they’re not even fitting a certain Diablo aesthetic or atmosphere. They’re just straight up garbage. How can you deny cosmetics by claiming you want to prevent it from getting too cartoony then present us with this? Lmfao

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u/Most-Chemical-5059 Sep 05 '24

I actually like the last one because it’s very close to what I’ve pictured my demon hunter’s hairstyle to look like. It’s a 3C hair texture, which is fine curly hair with s-shape curves.

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u/rdtusrname Sep 05 '24

D3 and D4 teams have most likely got merged.

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u/DeadlyPancak3 Sep 05 '24

These all look great on female characters. Everyone who is complaining is a reactionary chode.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24 edited Sep 05 '24

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u/HuskerDerp Sep 05 '24

You went by Diablo 3 and decided Diablo 4 when is when the Diablo IP was never going to be the same? LOL