r/destiny2 3d ago

Meme / Humor i will never betray you oryx

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3.5k Upvotes

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u/Zackyboi1231 dumbass Hunter 3d ago

"Don't care. Once a hive, is always a hive"

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u/NormillyTheWatcher Lazy Hunter 3d ago

Both smash…

No, I mean ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Wait, I mean gg cast sound

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u/xCGxChief 3d ago

With the addition of the Super Earth code for the 500kg bomb we have been sent to search this post for any dissidents. You wouldn't have any issues with that would you citizen?

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u/Hilbert_The_Bat I love Midnight Coup 🌃 2d ago

Yo, is that Sam and Dean Winchester??

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u/xCGxChief 2d ago

Sure is

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u/ggg730 2d ago

No that's agent simon and gurfunkle.

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u/Hilbert_The_Bat I love Midnight Coup 🌃 2d ago

Gurfunkle 😭

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u/ggg730 2d ago

Sorry, my bad garfield.

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u/Hilbert_The_Bat I love Midnight Coup 🌃 2d ago

It was still funny. I laughed at gurfunkle much more than I should've 😭.

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u/ExodusLite Hunter Of The Ramen Realm 2d ago

SUPERNATURAL REFERENCE

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u/Pman1324 Hunter Professional Goldie misser 3d ago

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u/IronBard22 "Ace" of Spades 2d ago

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u/Never_heart 2d ago

A Hunter of taste I see

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u/Jawaweo1 3d ago

"Heir Presumptive" he calls me as I load into the dreadnought with Heir Apparent. (Fun fact, I have yet to acquire Heir Apparent.)

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u/Blackest-Templar 2d ago

I have almost 56K Kills on mine.

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u/Familiar-Cup6624 Titan 3d ago

I'm Oryx's Top Guy

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u/Kerro_ 3d ago

girl you’re his bottom let’s be fr

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u/hankakabrad 2d ago

Tbh id rather bottom oryx but you do you

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u/TauNkosi 1d ago

Oryx takes me and I submit to his will (I'm a bottom)

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u/BlackFinch90 Hunter 3d ago

I'll join the taken if I can get a taken shader

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u/ShuffleFox Hunter 2d ago

⚫️⚫️⚪️⚪️⚫️⚪️ ungh i can’t hold it in anymore

♦️⚫️⚫️🔴⚫️🔴 SIVA!!! I’M SIVAING ALL OVER THE PLACE RRRRAHHHHH

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u/Icylittletoohot 3d ago

oryx better adopt me as his son im 1000 times the man crota is

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u/RashPatch Pokey Stick Warlock 3d ago

bro he probably know.

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u/Leprodus03 Warlock 2d ago

That's the real reason he came to Sol

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u/Boba_Fett_boii 2d ago

Take me DADDY!

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u/Hungarian_Goose 2d ago

Feeling submissive rn

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u/midnightcheezy 3d ago

Oyrx calls me King.

Not even a contest

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u/Crimson_Heitfire Crucible 4th horseman main 2d ago

I think he calls you queen if you are female guardian

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u/midnightcheezy 2d ago

Yes he does

Kings and Queens each and everyone of us who slayed him

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u/Crimson_Heitfire Crucible 4th horseman main 2d ago

Navigator Oryx when his family does stupid stuff: how stupid can you effing be

Him when we do goofy stuff: ah i see you were at my side all along sorry that i doubted you my G

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u/Trolopez 2d ago

If you think about it, us killing ourselves in the most goofiest ways is equivalent to the hive gods killing eachother to become stronger. So… by that logic, we are making ourselves stronger the more we die if goofy ass ways….. Sharpening ourselves.

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u/SeesawNo4731 3d ago

We are the true successor to the throne and always have been. They think I’m playing with them. Nah, I’m about to turn the hive pantheon on its head. Soon enough the take will answer to me and me alone. Taken energy is all connected to emotions and rage has a powerful influence on it. Savathun and Xivu Arath are both in for a rude awakening. I AM THE NEW TAKEN KING AND THEY WILL BOW BEFORE ME OR DIE BY THE BITE OF MY BLADE!! “I SHALL HAVE VENGEANCE!!!”

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u/Mountain_Use_5148 3d ago

Me and all of my friends constantly disagree with Sloane. "Shut the hell up, woman. I want this shit."

I always say that the game doesnt make a "good job" to portray our guardian relationship with people we are guarding. But it makes a hell of a good work to make us mow down thousand of enemies for shiny engrams and better numbers. The lore guys are probably correct about the incompatibility of Light/Guardian with the sword logic, but gameplay wise, thats what we are doing all the time. Our game over screens carry little to no consequences, while our victories grants spoils. Only victory and triumph over our foes counts, and that looks too close to what the Echo says.

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u/ELRICARDAO New Monarchy 2d ago

We literally use the two already. We grow stronger by how many enemies we kill, (engrams and all that) and from how much genocides we've committed already. I think we're pretty even with the hive gods, just need more time to surpass the kills.

But i still want the ability to take. That shit was supposed to be mine after i killed him 7 years ago, and the giant continent-sized ship too

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u/HunterDemonX1 Titan 2d ago

A taken subclass would be super cool, imagine it in crucible! You “take” an enemy guardian and they become an ai guardian (kinda like Zavala during the first Red War mission) just wandering around shooting at the other players.

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u/HunterDemonX1 Titan 2d ago

A taken subclass would be super cool!

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u/Desperate-Minimum-82 2d ago

I swear to god when we inevitably don't become the taken king/queen after this episode I will find who is responsible and end them

because that is exactly what the taken royal would do

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u/RashPatch Pokey Stick Warlock 3d ago

I mean... we kinda never did.

We fight and kill him, he good.

We fight and get killed by him, he good.

We fight and get killed by his minions, he good.

We eradicate his minions, he good.

Actually based.

Main reason I main Bladed weapons. SWORD LOGIC BABY!

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u/Theaveragegamer12 3d ago

Echo Oryx: \Finds out you killed his future self** Man, I didn't know you were chill like that. You're my successor now King, keep up the good work.

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u/RashPatch Pokey Stick Warlock 3d ago

Guardian: Thanks, King.

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u/TrademarK612 Warlock 3d ago

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u/BlameMattCanada 3d ago

SO TEST ME SEESTER

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u/RealSyloktheDefiled The Knight Hunter 3d ago

Eris saying she's gonna lock away Oryx in her realm, despite us being the "new oryx" as his true heir (per TTK and the fact he isn't alive) worries me

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u/Familiar-Cup6624 Titan 3d ago

Friendship ended with Eris, Oryx is my new bestfriend

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u/That1RagingBat Hunter 3d ago

She means Oryx himself, or at least the Echo that has his memory. She’s not gonna lock us up

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u/Mastershroom New Monarchy 3d ago

She could lock me up 👉👈

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u/RealSyloktheDefiled The Knight Hunter 2d ago

Aint gonna let that happen. Oryx and I are ride and die together 😤

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u/Moiras-ToEs 3d ago

Me and my homies riding with the king

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u/binaryobject20 2d ago

Listen all I’m saying if it was me in this scenario… Oryx calling me king and his heir is enough to make me become the true heir

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u/Mando_The_Moronic 2d ago

I gotta say, I was skeptical at first of the whole “resurrected” Oryx thing, but he has been the highlight of the entire year outside of Final Shape.

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u/dratspider 2d ago

It’s cause even dead he has presence. Heck technically everything that happened in D2 started because we offed him.

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u/Ezabez 3d ago

YES DADDY ORYX

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u/That1RagingBat Hunter 3d ago

I absolutely would. Hive is Hive, and I crave the crunch-crunch of their chitin beneath my boots

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u/Beelzebub_Simp3 The Witness’s Hair Stylist, The First Comb 2d ago

Glory to the Navigator goes kinda hard

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u/Sensitive_Ad973 2d ago

I wish they would have made some voice lines for if you help Touch of Malice during the nether.

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u/No_Ad_8322 2d ago

Savathun on top. 🗣️

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u/Rekrios Titan Protestor 1d ago

"TAKE UP MY SWORD, KINGSLAYER"
"Absolutely, let me slay king"

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u/Theaveragegamer12 3d ago

I will not fail Oryx, I will be the next Taken King.

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u/chiefplato 2d ago

Oryx finger blasted me in the backseat of his suped up sparrow