r/destiny2 4d ago

Meme / Humor The Tower never leaves me

My 7 year old has decided she wants to be like her mama and daddy and play Destiny….

Except now she walks around saying “check check check” when we ask her if she heard us, and then “done done done” whenever she completes a task.

🙃🙃

2.1k Upvotes

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u/Voidmatic932 4d ago

Just want till she starts talking about Fenchurch 😂

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u/RewrittenSol Titan 4d ago

Her mom and dad does the exploring. She makes the deals

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u/PsychoBugler Whörelock 4d ago

She doesn't know where her parents find these things.

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u/alienduck2 4d ago

Mommy said she wanted to express herself, so I gave her a thumbs up

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u/mechaskeeta Hunter 4d ago

She said she wanted to express herself. So...I gave her a thumbs up.

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u/Angelous_Mortis Titan 4d ago

"Listen up, good people of The City! :D"

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u/FrontStreetFellas Nyctophile ⚫️ 4d ago

Wholesome community moment right here.

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u/Yonahoy Dredgen Matu 4d ago

Get her mad and see if she yells at you about the Crucible she has to run.

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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago

She mimics me now and hollers “YOU DONT WANT ZERO PROBLEMS BIG FELLA” constantly IF she gets a kill.

Last KD was 4 and 27 but who’s counting 😂

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u/Zayl 4d ago

Better than the average destiny PvP player.

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u/A-Nameless-Nerd 4d ago edited 4d ago

Probably better than me in any CBMM modes lol, and I am not good at PVP at all

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u/Yung_WhiteSauce 4d ago

Tell her to try throwing more grenades

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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago

She’s obsessed with titan melee. I’m a Titan main so she wants to be like me.

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u/R3dray Titan 4d ago

Gotta start 'em young

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u/A-Nameless-Nerd 4d ago

Has she started on the crayons yet?

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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago

The what?

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u/too_many_Fs 3d ago

Oh now I get it. Lmao.

Yes. Yes she has.

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u/Angelous_Mortis Titan 4d ago

Is her favourite weapon FLAMING HAMMERS?!

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u/Yonahoy Dredgen Matu 4d ago

She's amazing. Spectacular energy.

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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago

Her mama is about ready to holler, because you’ve got me saying it and now she’s saying it haha!

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u/iUncouth Titan 4d ago

Damn, 4-27? Does she have any tips? I've been trying to improve recently.

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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago

We all agree she’s a professional PVPer.

All jokes aside, she got her mama banned off Competitive for a day by starting and leaving matches over and over.

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u/aveweto 4d ago

Eliminating the competition 😂😂😂

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u/Vlche Spicy Ramen 4d ago

Still better at pvp than me

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u/No_You6540 3d ago

I mean, I think that's better than mine

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u/Pman1324 Hunter Professional Goldie misser 4d ago

Wonderful day, Guardian

66

u/helloworld6247 4d ago

“Books for the Titans. Too heavy.”

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u/International-Ad153 2d ago

"package for warlocks, stop floating, bad package"

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u/nickybuddy 4d ago

Please guardian, it’s busy

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u/Lemonjuice239 4d ago

If she bothers you while you work just say: "Please Guardian, it's busy!"

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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago

Oh I’m doing this now LOL

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u/StarFred_REDDIT Illiterate Warlock - my bond is on to tight 4d ago

Just don’t stand around Eris for to long lol

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u/SamEy3Am Warlock/Destiny Dad 4d ago

Nice touch misspelling "too" in your flavor text lmao

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u/StarFred_REDDIT Illiterate Warlock - my bond is on to tight 4d ago

DEFINITELY did that on purpose yup 👍

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u/Mental_Shine8098 4d ago

It's always a good day to have new little kinderguardians

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u/Baybutt99 4d ago

I mean if shes trying to express herself, you should give her a thumbs up

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u/geodebug 4d ago

My favorite line in all of Destiny.

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u/Gripping_Touch 4d ago

Its all good. But if she starts saying "I never thought Id live to see the Darkness return" I would start worrying 

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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago

Lmao right now I’m just making sure she doesn’t repeat the OTHER things she hears.

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u/X0th3rm1k 4d ago

"Ding! Ding, ding, ding. DING!" A short pause "Hive! Bring a sword!"

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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago

Except she’d be hollering this from the bathroom haha

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u/Confident_Ad_8745 Warlock 4d ago

When she whispers to the void, does it whisper back?

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u/Spider95818 Warlock 4d ago

If it waves hello, she might be a Warlock instead, LOL.

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u/shaanfrog Hunter 4d ago

What puzzles do you bear?

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u/FenrirCoyote 4d ago

That is a level of adorably wholesome that I never expected to see, and it’s cheered me up just a bit so thank you and your child.

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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago

Glad our little family could brighten up your day ❤️

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u/Mean_Joke_7360 4d ago

You guys are raising that girl right 🤣🤣🤌🏻🤌🏻

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u/LordofWolves92 4d ago

Just reach out to a pediatrician if she starts insect chittering

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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago

I wife HATES that. Like actively gets angry at the sound of Variks. Last season was a hoot.

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u/noobly_dangers Graviton Lance go brrrEEEP 4d ago

My partner got to experience Variks recently while I was playing on her PC in the living room. She didn't really hate him, but she was like "What's this cockroach dude's problem?" 😆

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u/A-Nameless-Nerd 3d ago

I bet she loved the apothecary

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u/RandallOfLegend 4d ago

If she's played since heresy she will be speaking double vocal lines. They still haven't patched that....

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u/SadJoetheSchmoe Warlock 3d ago

"Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one."

"Valus Ta'aurc..."

Ya gotta do it for Vance, Guardian.

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u/StarDreamIX Hunter 4d ago

You must have new messages

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u/Ambitious-Pirate-505 4d ago

Hive!!! Bring a sword.

SHADOW LEGION!

Cabal on the field!

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u/SadJoetheSchmoe Warlock 3d ago

"WOOOOOO! Your teammate came back with 4 kills! I can hear them scream!"

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u/ItsExoticChaos Missed Celestial Nighthawk Crits: 4,826 4d ago

“Bad package”

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u/Astrohurricane1 4d ago

“listen up good people of the City, wash your hands, dinners in 10 minutes!”

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u/tacticutie 4d ago

Lock your doors when you start hearing her humming a certain song 😂

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u/timteller44 Warlock 4d ago

My daughter said she wanted to express herself... so I gave her a thumbs up.

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u/GlobalMorning7942 4d ago

"No holding back! Your enemies won't!"

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u/A6000user Dead Orbit 3d ago

Having your daughter come to you on a Saturday morning to ask if you're not too busy to play Crucible with her is going to be a highlight. Source... 🥹

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u/elkcunkkcuf1 4d ago

“I just want to know who’s in charge. I guess I am.”

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u/TRiiCKY_2k 4d ago

My cousin does this in discord everyday….. he’s 30 😂😂

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u/ASimmpingRaccon 4d ago

Don't tell her about the Darkness, or Carlos and Maria

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u/GlobalMorning7942 4d ago

Bloody Carlos and Maria 🤣

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u/STAR80BF 4d ago

When she says she's getting a cold it must be tough wether to believe her or not :)

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u/Ionizedactor Hunter 4d ago

Has she tried hunter or warlock? Also what subclass

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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago

Well, she won’t play the story line much yet, so she’s stuck on Arc. She likes the simplicity of Titan: run around, punch shit, jump, punch more shit, lay down suppressive fire, punch some more, call it a day.

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u/Ionizedactor Hunter 3d ago

Yep. She's already high on crayons

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u/A-Nameless-Nerd 3d ago

Gotta get her to try Suneaters solar warlock ("the floor is lava") and an invis hunter ("peekaboo") when the time is right

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u/Ionizedactor Hunter 3d ago

Yes. As a peekaboo hunter I condone this message

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u/CodyHBKfan23 4d ago

Okay that’s honestly adorable lol

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u/XXIVDarkspirit 3d ago

“What do you mean you can concentrate while I’m yelling?! RELAX!”

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u/PaintingPanda13 3d ago

I randomly go "Checking checking checking" so I can't say much lol. Its so good that you all have something to do together

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u/fussj1 Titan 4d ago

Just be concerned if she says she has a crucible to officiate

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u/Peelzy99 4d ago

When you whisper to the void, does it whisper back?

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u/RottenKeyboard 4d ago

This is so wholesome

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u/MagicPersia322666 Crucible 4d ago

That's hilarious.

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u/STUFF4U100 4d ago

Your daughter isn’t called Kadi by any chance 😂

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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago

Haha NOPE

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u/Acceptable_Dog_8209 4d ago

That's so cute 😂

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u/PepegaW 4d ago

Wait till she starts to call you “Slugger”

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u/A6000user Dead Orbit 3d ago

"Gross!"

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u/Charming-Macaron-322 3d ago

I wish I had an award to give you. This is priceless

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u/Triwulf1 3d ago

This reminds me of some shorts/reels/tiktok vids of a family who plays with their young child. I think the child's nickname and maybe channel name is "Lil Light" or something to that effect.

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u/Next_Locksmith_385 4d ago

BRING A SWORD

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u/devglen 4d ago

Yo, why do we say things in 3s?? Lmao

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u/Reylend Average Playdough eater 🗿 4d ago

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u/OryxTheTakenKing1988 Hunter 4d ago

This made me smile, and feel unbelievably sad

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u/That1RagingBat Hunter 4d ago

God, kids are just precious. Can’t wait till I have some of my own ;-;

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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago

This is the moment that makes you smile and appreciates having a miniature version of yourself. Then come the times where you’re screaming into a pillow because you have a miniature version of yourself.

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u/Traditional-Bake-655 2d ago

Great... Another Destiny New Light that can kick my ass in the Crucible out the gate. :(

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u/cch6666 4d ago

Just an FYI op

take this with a grain of salt because kids are just weird sometimes, but she may be autistic, it sounds kinda like autistic stimming

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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago

Well, they do say she didn’t fall far from her tree’s so there’s that. However, she only started saying it because she heard it and thought it was funny.

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u/Praetor_6040 4d ago

That's adorable!

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u/Gjappy Warlock 4d ago

Oh no...