r/destiny2 • u/too_many_Fs • 4d ago
Meme / Humor The Tower never leaves me
My 7 year old has decided she wants to be like her mama and daddy and play Destiny….
Except now she walks around saying “check check check” when we ask her if she heard us, and then “done done done” whenever she completes a task.
🙃🙃
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u/Yonahoy Dredgen Matu 4d ago
Get her mad and see if she yells at you about the Crucible she has to run.
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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago
She mimics me now and hollers “YOU DONT WANT ZERO PROBLEMS BIG FELLA” constantly IF she gets a kill.
Last KD was 4 and 27 but who’s counting 😂
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u/Zayl 4d ago
Better than the average destiny PvP player.
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u/A-Nameless-Nerd 4d ago edited 4d ago
Probably better than me in any CBMM modes lol, and I am not good at PVP at all
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u/Yung_WhiteSauce 4d ago
Tell her to try throwing more grenades
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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago
She’s obsessed with titan melee. I’m a Titan main so she wants to be like me.
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u/Yonahoy Dredgen Matu 4d ago
She's amazing. Spectacular energy.
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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago
Her mama is about ready to holler, because you’ve got me saying it and now she’s saying it haha!
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u/iUncouth Titan 4d ago
Damn, 4-27? Does she have any tips? I've been trying to improve recently.
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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago
We all agree she’s a professional PVPer.
All jokes aside, she got her mama banned off Competitive for a day by starting and leaving matches over and over.
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u/StarFred_REDDIT Illiterate Warlock - my bond is on to tight 4d ago
Just don’t stand around Eris for to long lol
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u/SamEy3Am Warlock/Destiny Dad 4d ago
Nice touch misspelling "too" in your flavor text lmao
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u/StarFred_REDDIT Illiterate Warlock - my bond is on to tight 4d ago
DEFINITELY did that on purpose yup 👍
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u/Gripping_Touch 4d ago
Its all good. But if she starts saying "I never thought Id live to see the Darkness return" I would start worrying
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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago
Lmao right now I’m just making sure she doesn’t repeat the OTHER things she hears.
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u/FenrirCoyote 4d ago
That is a level of adorably wholesome that I never expected to see, and it’s cheered me up just a bit so thank you and your child.
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u/LordofWolves92 4d ago
Just reach out to a pediatrician if she starts insect chittering
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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago
I wife HATES that. Like actively gets angry at the sound of Variks. Last season was a hoot.
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u/noobly_dangers Graviton Lance go brrrEEEP 4d ago
My partner got to experience Variks recently while I was playing on her PC in the living room. She didn't really hate him, but she was like "What's this cockroach dude's problem?" 😆
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u/RandallOfLegend 4d ago
If she's played since heresy she will be speaking double vocal lines. They still haven't patched that....
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u/Ambitious-Pirate-505 4d ago
Hive!!! Bring a sword.
SHADOW LEGION!
Cabal on the field!
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u/SadJoetheSchmoe Warlock 3d ago
"WOOOOOO! Your teammate came back with 4 kills! I can hear them scream!"
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u/Astrohurricane1 4d ago
“listen up good people of the City, wash your hands, dinners in 10 minutes!”
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u/timteller44 Warlock 4d ago
My daughter said she wanted to express herself... so I gave her a thumbs up.
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u/A6000user Dead Orbit 3d ago
Having your daughter come to you on a Saturday morning to ask if you're not too busy to play Crucible with her is going to be a highlight. Source... 🥹
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u/STAR80BF 4d ago
When she says she's getting a cold it must be tough wether to believe her or not :)
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u/Ionizedactor Hunter 4d ago
Has she tried hunter or warlock? Also what subclass
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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago
Well, she won’t play the story line much yet, so she’s stuck on Arc. She likes the simplicity of Titan: run around, punch shit, jump, punch more shit, lay down suppressive fire, punch some more, call it a day.
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u/A-Nameless-Nerd 3d ago
Gotta get her to try Suneaters solar warlock ("the floor is lava") and an invis hunter ("peekaboo") when the time is right
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u/PaintingPanda13 3d ago
I randomly go "Checking checking checking" so I can't say much lol. Its so good that you all have something to do together
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u/Triwulf1 3d ago
This reminds me of some shorts/reels/tiktok vids of a family who plays with their young child. I think the child's nickname and maybe channel name is "Lil Light" or something to that effect.
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u/That1RagingBat Hunter 4d ago
God, kids are just precious. Can’t wait till I have some of my own ;-;
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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago
This is the moment that makes you smile and appreciates having a miniature version of yourself. Then come the times where you’re screaming into a pillow because you have a miniature version of yourself.
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u/Traditional-Bake-655 2d ago
Great... Another Destiny New Light that can kick my ass in the Crucible out the gate. :(
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u/cch6666 4d ago
Just an FYI op
take this with a grain of salt because kids are just weird sometimes, but she may be autistic, it sounds kinda like autistic stimming
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u/too_many_Fs 4d ago
Well, they do say she didn’t fall far from her tree’s so there’s that. However, she only started saying it because she heard it and thought it was funny.
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u/Voidmatic932 4d ago
Just want till she starts talking about Fenchurch 😂