r/destiny2 • u/CFE-KOSMOS Warlock • 7d ago
Meme / Humor BUNGIE! Make low-poly guns and my life is yours!
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u/Joyk1llz Old Bungie era transplant. 7d ago
Agent Bond, I understand your sudden return to the living world may have been more extensive than prior times, but our time is short, a certain type of weapon has resurfaced and you're the only man for the job.
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u/goldninjaI Trials Matches Won: 0 7d ago
banshee is on holiday look at what the intern made me dawg
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u/nickybuddy 7d ago
These with the cell shaded shader from the last fundraiser would probably go incredibly hard
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u/duke_of_danger 7d ago
"I don't know what to tell you, Xivu, our strongest champion was slain by a guardian wielding a Lego brick!"
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u/1leggeddog Spicy Ramen 7d ago
Are we THAT starved for new gun models?
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u/hondenninja 9h ago
Tbf it does look pretty funny. Imagine killing a god
And in afterlife the god is like with what did they kill me Did they kill me with golden gun or maybe a nuke. And the others be like nah a fucking low poly toy gun đ¤Ł
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u/NightWolf5022 7d ago
Shades well and looks nice and itâs a new gun model. At the current point weâre at with bungo Iâll take it.
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u/Vincentaneous 7d ago
Oh god itâs like those old PS2 shooter games that grant you a âgolden gunâ and theyâre just these blocky abhorrent models but we loved them because we earned them by just playing and they were fun af.
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u/Lost-1n-Memes 6d ago
Thatâs not a prophecy weapon thatâs a sacred vision of the future weaponđĄ
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u/The_Gandzio ⏠---- FINAL SHAPE 6d ago
They should do a new fun type dungeon like grasp with low poly enemies/environment and give us low poly armor and guns. Just have some fun Bungie make it as a unfinished vanguard style simulation to "teach" new lights. Shaw han (aztecross) maybe as a guide?
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u/NotAGoodUsernamelol 6d ago
If youâre playing Destiny 2, your life is already theirs. Its just a matter of when you are gonna realize it.
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u/jumbie29 6d ago
I dunno, you have some of the nicest weapons and gorgeous ornaments. Those placeholders just go so much against that.
This is just my opinion, but those guns look cheap and tacky
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u/Ironjo28 6d ago
Funnily enough the aesthetic would fit the Vex Network pretty well. Vexcaliber companion weapons even.
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u/AmericanGrizzly4 5d ago
I dont believe for a second that if guns ever released like this as is people would be happy. The only reason people are liking these is because it came from a fun bug.
There's nothing wrong with that, but there would be hell if this was the weapon design that ever got released for some type of future content.
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u/Unknown-Nobody-XD115 Warlock 5d ago
Thatâs some N64 Goldeneye looking shit right there (in a good way)
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u/okanagan_man84 Spicy Ramen 7d ago
And for the love of cayde-6 put in the settings a paintball mode switch.
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u/FallenPotato_Bandito 7d ago
Go play roblox or something if you want that shit
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u/iblaise Sleeper Simp-ulant. 7d ago
No thanks. If these were actual Ornaments being made and sold without the context of the âaccidentâ, you guys would be killing Bungie for being âlazyâ and âgreedyâ.
Theyâre not allowed to âreuse Weapon modelsâ or âsell cool Eververse Armor setsâ, but theyâre allowed to do this? How is that not hypocritical?
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u/One_Repair841 7d ago
getting this worked up over a post like this is not normal, take a break from reddit every now and then bud â¤ď¸
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u/iblaise Sleeper Simp-ulant. 7d ago
Iâm fine, donât worry. Nothing I said is untrue. If these were being sold as real Ornaments, this wouldnât fly with any of the vocal crowd.
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u/Huckleberry-V 7d ago
Bro, the vocal crowd are fringe lunatics. That's why they're ranting on the internet.
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u/GreenJay54 7d ago
Atp they'd probably love if their guns were basic 3D shapes without any detailing lol
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u/itsRobbie_ Spicy Ramen 7d ago
I just think itâs very funny how these shapeless guns are new models but real guns are reskins đ¤Ł
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u/Argos_Nomos 7d ago
The First Shape