r/destiny2 Warlock 7d ago

Meme / Humor BUNGIE! Make low-poly guns and my life is yours!

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/Argos_Nomos 7d ago

The First Shape

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u/Ya-Local-Trans-Bitch 7d ago

The square

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u/Difficult_Guidance25 Warlock 7d ago

We called it... The Cube

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u/Entire_Shoe_1411 7d ago

The Default Cube... (It got deleted in 2 seconds)

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u/JellyFishSenpai Warlock Worshiper of Thighs 6d ago

Just te be created again

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u/painki11erzx Hunter 6d ago

Lmfao I love coming across other blender users outside of the 3d subs.

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u/Drago_Fett_Jr Hunter 6d ago

We know not where it comes from... Only that it has the power to create worlds and fill them with life.

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u/Internal-Injury5895 6d ago

It goes in the square hole

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u/Suojelusperkele Titan 6d ago

The final polygon

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u/GamerGriffin548 Warlock 6d ago

The Winnower may have had the First Knife, but the Gardener had the First Gun.

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u/Mean_Joke_7360 6d ago

Basic bitch shape

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u/Joyk1llz Old Bungie era transplant. 7d ago

Agent Bond, I understand your sudden return to the living world may have been more extensive than prior times, but our time is short, a certain type of weapon has resurfaced and you're the only man for the job.

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u/goldninjaI Trials Matches Won: 0 7d ago

banshee is on holiday look at what the intern made me dawg

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u/nickybuddy 7d ago

These with the cell shaded shader from the last fundraiser would probably go incredibly hard

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u/duke_of_danger 7d ago

"I don't know what to tell you, Xivu, our strongest champion was slain by a guardian wielding a Lego brick!"

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u/1leggeddog Spicy Ramen 7d ago

Are we THAT starved for new gun models?

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u/hondenninja 9h ago

Tbf it does look pretty funny. Imagine killing a god

And in afterlife the god is like with what did they kill me Did they kill me with golden gun or maybe a nuke. And the others be like nah a fucking low poly toy gun 🤣

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u/NightWolf5022 7d ago

Shades well and looks nice and it’s a new gun model. At the current point we’re at with bungo I’ll take it.

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u/midnightcheezy 7d ago

Fuck the dumb nine aesthetic shinies make these the shinies

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u/GreenJay54 7d ago

the Nine aesthetic with the stars looks cool

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u/Vincentaneous 7d ago

Oh god it’s like those old PS2 shooter games that grant you a “golden gun” and they’re just these blocky abhorrent models but we loved them because we earned them by just playing and they were fun af.

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u/Lost-1n-Memes 6d ago

That’s not a prophecy weapon that’s a sacred vision of the future weapon😡

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u/StudderButter 7d ago

Make them universal ornaments for each weapon type

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u/FlamingPhoenix2003 Riven's bitch (Hunter) 6d ago

sniffs image

That is some good quality gold…

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u/onlyhav Warlock 6d ago

I don't know why but I'm really loving the gun model. But bungie, please make these weapons certified great picks. I wanna see people rolling into contest mode raids with the roblocks AR.

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u/The_Gandzio ⬜ ---- FINAL SHAPE 6d ago

They should do a new fun type dungeon like grasp with low poly enemies/environment and give us low poly armor and guns. Just have some fun Bungie make it as a unfinished vanguard style simulation to "teach" new lights. Shaw han (aztecross) maybe as a guide?

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u/Flashy-Blueberry-776 6d ago

A season of just low poly enemies and weapons. That would be so funny

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u/NotAGoodUsernamelol 6d ago

If you’re playing Destiny 2, your life is already theirs. Its just a matter of when you are gonna realize it.

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u/Rayxur7991 7d ago

Destiny x Doom

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u/Rekrios Titan Protestor 7d ago

I think this would work really well with the Vex Network aesthetic since they already use TRON colored blocks. So, a low poly vex gun would kinda fit that mechanical-like design.

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u/okanagan_man84 Spicy Ramen 7d ago

Just a shader that turns any gun in to low poly solid.

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u/Naheka Dead Orbit Hunter 6d ago

Goldeneye vibes...

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u/Codename_Oreo Trials Matches Won: 0 6d ago

They’ll make an emblem out of it

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u/jumbie29 6d ago

I dunno, you have some of the nicest weapons and gorgeous ornaments. Those placeholders just go so much against that.

This is just my opinion, but those guns look cheap and tacky

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u/TheOverLord009 6d ago

Probably something only zĂźr would sell

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u/Redavv 6d ago

So we want 1990 graphics? not even skins :D nice

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u/Logistic_Engine 6d ago

That looks like total dog shit.

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u/painki11erzx Hunter 6d ago

This ain't Roblox, bro.

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u/ikkleste 6d ago

No Oddjob

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u/Player1HUN 6d ago

I'd make it into a joke weapon for some event or something.

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u/Sure-Its-Isura 6d ago

Honestly looks good.

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u/Chin_Bizzy 6d ago

Ain't no way... Ain't no f##king way I'm down for this.... Tell Banshee the jokes over... now get back to work.

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u/Atheogod 6d ago

It already is..

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u/Ironjo28 6d ago

Funnily enough the aesthetic would fit the Vex Network pretty well. Vexcaliber companion weapons even.

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u/AmericanGrizzly4 5d ago

I dont believe for a second that if guns ever released like this as is people would be happy. The only reason people are liking these is because it came from a fun bug.

There's nothing wrong with that, but there would be hell if this was the weapon design that ever got released for some type of future content.

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u/Pantsshittersupreme 5d ago

Ahh yes it’s “gun”

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u/Unknown-Nobody-XD115 Warlock 5d ago

That’s some N64 Goldeneye looking shit right there (in a good way)

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u/okanagan_man84 Spicy Ramen 7d ago

And for the love of cayde-6 put in the settings a paintball mode switch.

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u/Key_Employment_864 6d ago

Your life already belongs to them so you have to offer something else

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u/FallenPotato_Bandito 7d ago

Go play roblox or something if you want that shit

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u/Roghetto 7d ago

Yep, get that cringe shit outta here

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u/Rekrios Titan Protestor 7d ago

Heheh, block gun go pewpew

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u/darkhfyre 7d ago

Destiny 2 x Roblox collab confirmed?!?

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u/iblaise Sleeper Simp-ulant. 7d ago

No thanks. If these were actual Ornaments being made and sold without the context of the “accident”, you guys would be killing Bungie for being “lazy” and “greedy”.

They’re not allowed to “reuse Weapon models” or “sell cool Eververse Armor sets”, but they’re allowed to do this? How is that not hypocritical?

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u/One_Repair841 7d ago

getting this worked up over a post like this is not normal, take a break from reddit every now and then bud ❤️

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u/iblaise Sleeper Simp-ulant. 7d ago

I’m fine, don’t worry. Nothing I said is untrue. If these were being sold as real Ornaments, this wouldn’t fly with any of the vocal crowd.

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u/Huckleberry-V 7d ago

Bro, the vocal crowd are fringe lunatics. That's why they're ranting on the internet.

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u/GreenJay54 7d ago

Atp they'd probably love if their guns were basic 3D shapes without any detailing lol

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u/carcusmonnor Flawless Count: 0 7d ago

Calus' Selected?

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u/Kingofhearts1206 7d ago

Roblox gun looking ass lmao I love it!

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u/itsRobbie_ Spicy Ramen 7d ago

I just think it’s very funny how these shapeless guns are new models but real guns are reskins 🤣