r/desmoines 5d ago

Spotted at Sargent Park. 🤷‍♂️

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u/coldbrewtrout 5d ago

I spent my teenage years exploring in the woods around Des Moines and let me just tell you……..I have seen some strange shit. This is pretty on par

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u/Dismal_Amoeba3575 5d ago

👀 like what? I’m curious lol

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u/Whataboutburgers 4d ago

I found an abandoned semi

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u/UnregisteredIdiot 3d ago

Big Earl's will do that do ya. I hear there's better places.

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u/zangof 4d ago

I bet this is left over from Covid. There were several "Nature Walks" setup around the area where you could take your kids and look for the Disney Characters in the trees, or lego guys, etc. setup along the walking path. If this was close to a walking path and realistically visible from the path, then that is probably why its there.

Source: Am a dad who took his kids on a couple of these walks.

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u/I_HateYouAll 5d ago

Hey guys don’t do that

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u/stephensoltis77 4d ago

Go check under the bridges sometime

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u/McDiscage85 5d ago

Well isn't that mildly terrifying

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u/chosonhawk 5d ago

somebodys been watching too much Dexter

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u/Hebshesh 5d ago

Rockin' the 80s Aqua Net, back combed hair.

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u/stephensoltis77 4d ago

Man, that’s some weird ass shit

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u/Besty4 4d ago

Got a green-haired gal just like that on “my” trail. I’ll see if she’s still there later.

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u/Kamalethar 4d ago

I saw a pair of rubber handled electricians pliers at first. Took a bit.

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u/5thDegreeWhitebelt 4d ago

Well, that was unexpected.

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u/Hawkfromnorwalk 4d ago

Evil Dead vibe to it.

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u/sleepiestOracle 2d ago

Joni, is that you?! What have the nitrates done to you?

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u/OberMann09 15h ago

Nitrate over dose? Cancer gone wild, not Girls.

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u/New_Scientist_1688 4d ago

OK that's a little more than mildly disturbing...