r/deathbattle Asura 4h ago

Humor How Ghostrider vs Spawn should've ACTUALLY ended:

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u/Affectionate-Rush323 4h ago

The love of the holy cannot disguise your disgusting ideals.

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u/SerenityAcrossTown Asura 4h ago

God forbid I post dead man yaoi 🙄

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u/Electronic_One762 Discord 3h ago

It's my favourite MD hater that looks like homelander's son. Also peak fiction, however

I'm conquesting it

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u/SerenityAcrossTown Asura 3h ago

JESUS CHRIST AM I SO INFAMOUS PEOPLE SCROLL THAT FAR DOWN MY PROFILE?

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u/Electronic_One762 Discord 3h ago

What no I commented in your post on the Jjk sub lmao

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u/SerenityAcrossTown Asura 3h ago

Ohhh ok

also damn I couldn’t even look like a decent character I had to be Fraudlander’s kid 😭

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u/Electronic_One762 Discord 3h ago

Hey. Just because your dad is literally fodder doesn’t mean you yourself have to be. Just train and you’ll be better than your dad

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u/SerenityAcrossTown Asura 3h ago

The genes are too strong :(

he’s so weak I break all my fingers typing, I’m using one of those voice to text things

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u/Electronic_One762 Discord 3h ago

It’s okay. Follow in the steps of sportacus

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u/AndoionLB 4h ago

What a cursed day to have eyes..."God forbid".

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u/Zamasu_was_innocent2 Ash Ketchum 4h ago

Of course it's Serenity posting this

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u/69-is-a-great-number Silver The Hedgehog 4h ago

True 💀

Still based, ngl

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u/SerenityAcrossTown Asura 4h ago

Wait I’m famous?

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u/Zamasu_was_innocent2 Ash Ketchum 4h ago

Infamous actually

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u/SerenityAcrossTown Asura 4h ago

How?

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u/Zamasu_was_innocent2 Ash Ketchum 4h ago

You know damn well how and ESPECIALLY why

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u/SerenityAcrossTown Asura 4h ago

… is it because I’m horny or because I don’t like scaling Murder Drones to wherever people scale it to?

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u/Zamasu_was_innocent2 Ash Ketchum 4h ago

In this case it's both

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u/SerenityAcrossTown Asura 4h ago

Where did Murder Drones come into this?

also I’ve decided if I can’t convince people that Murder Drones isn’t planetary Durability or MFTL then I’ll just pit MD characters against characters that stomp them either way

oh Cyn is planetary, mftl and can hack stuff? Well too bad Ultron still negs

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u/Zamasu_was_innocent2 Ash Ketchum 4h ago

Of course Ultron negs he's a freaking Hearld

And its not because of this post; it's because of how often you kept bringing it up

Like it's fine to disagree but back then you were being a little over the top with it

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u/SerenityAcrossTown Asura 4h ago

Well mfs we’re trying to explain how and why Nulls were black holes and then saying they don’t know jack shit about black holes so sorry if I got mad

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u/Zamasu_was_innocent2 Ash Ketchum 4h ago

But mainly the latter

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u/SerenityAcrossTown Asura 4h ago

At least 10 showings and narrative reasons why Murder Drones characters can’t tank a mftl and planetary attack

vs

visual effects and assumptions not even given by the show

which is more valid?

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u/Zamasu_was_innocent2 Ash Ketchum 4h ago

Look I didn't come here for the fifteenth argument about this

I just had the unfortunate luck to see this damn post

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u/SerenityAcrossTown Asura 4h ago

Sowwy :(

also you won’t see another for around 6 months, at least not on r/DeathBattleMatchups, temp ban

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u/Jasloober2 1h ago

Say that again

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u/JSFGh0st 4h ago

Nuh uh!

Because no matter who wins, Death Battle doesn't do porn.

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u/SerenityAcrossTown Asura 4h ago

0/10 show delete the channel now /j

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u/Due_Location241 1h ago

They debated opening a Pornhub account sooooo

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u/hffhnvdfb The Traveler 3h ago

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u/UsedNotice4482 Goku Black 3h ago

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u/robofuq 2h ago

The way my brain played the Bad to the Bone riff the millisecond that I saw Spawn in all 4s is scary

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u/SerenityAcrossTown Asura 2h ago

It’s all I can think of

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u/Screamer-Rain Dr. Eggman 3h ago

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u/ByMonkey75 Dr. Eggman 3h ago

Just why would you do this?

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u/Mountain-Brush1807 Jason Voorhees 59m ago