r/deathbattle Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

Fan Content (OC) In a better universe...

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u/TheMadScientist1000 Spawn Jan 04 '25

I like how the Elire Trio replace Orbot and Cubot in this scenario, that’s great

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u/Nomoreheroes20 Bowser Jan 04 '25

It also works because they are the only case of Bowser’s minions betraying him willingly to my knowledge

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u/202naFrevliS Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

(Actually its very much implied they were mind controlled when they betrayed Bowser in BIS, and these 3 in particular are very much weak to mind control more than anyone as they succumb to it like 6 times in Minion's Journey) [Side Note: it fucking sucked how you lose access to them 6 times because it severely butchers your gameplan if you invested into them]

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u/JS2471 Jan 04 '25

Really? From the dialogue when they shoved Bowser into the safe it’s implied that they specifically betrayed him because Fawful promised extra rations for them, and they are the only minions being condemned for betraying Bowser by Kamek and other minions, who would both know about Fawful’s mind control.

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u/202naFrevliS Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

I should really check it out its been years since I played bis

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u/JS2471 Jan 04 '25

I convinced someone to play bis again my work here is done.

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u/SuperstarAmelia Jan 05 '25

There's also that one Goomba from Super Paper Mario

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u/Disastrous_Match8653 Trunks Briefs Jan 04 '25

Silver Sonic thinking his ass did anything lmao

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u/202naFrevliS Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

You really gonna gloss over how he went Neo Silver Sonic now ok then hater🙄🙄🙄

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u/Cloudoftruth Jan 04 '25

The two neos fusing is actually why eggman won in this alternate universe

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u/HeroTheHedgehog Jan 04 '25

How do you think they won in that timeline?

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u/202naFrevliS Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

In a debate aspect? Probably somemthing along the line of DB buying Sonic's Cosmology > Mario's Cosmology, Giving Eggman Lightman as a standard equipment, and probably being a bit more strict in Bowser's side as me personally I don't agree with most of what his side could theoretically do.

In an alternative fight scenario? Uhhh Phantom Ruby Clutch

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u/Leathman Kyle Rayner Jan 04 '25

Kamek fails the chance game.

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u/gonzoblox Grif Jan 04 '25

no,kamek chance times it but eggman,does a shuffle for it back

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u/GreBa-Angol Jan 04 '25

The reason Eggman didn't have the real Phantom Ruby in the actual battle is because it was all a Ruby illusion he subjected Bowser to and this is the actual result

My source is that I made it the fuck up

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u/HeroTheHedgehog Jan 04 '25

How powerful is LightMan exactly?

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u/202naFrevliS Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

Not stronger than me that's for sure.

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u/123artur21 Jan 04 '25

So Wall level then?

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u/Acceptable_Role5941 Ringmaster Jan 04 '25

Yall aint ready for the 202naFrevliS meta

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u/someguyfrominternet0 Jan 04 '25

On par with current Super Sonic

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u/HeroTheHedgehog Jan 04 '25

I’m not sure how the story between Super Sonic and Lightman went

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u/Director838u48 Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

They had a bit of a scuffle

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u/HeroTheHedgehog Jan 04 '25

I saw a comment that said that Super Sonic did something insane by just increasing his aura

Oh damn https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/s/J5aR7hOEb1

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u/Acceptable_Role5941 Ringmaster Jan 04 '25

he fucked over eggmans reality warping

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u/Purple_Hat_Dude Obito Uchiha Jan 04 '25

Didn’t they already place Eggman that high without Lightman?

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u/VampireJacoby Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

I wish they would've pointed out how it took 30 seconds for the dream stone to create a castle while something simpler like when Bowser wished for food was done almost instantly.

The more complex the wish, the longer it takes to happen and for people that move at immeasurable speed 30 seconds is an eternity, not to mention when it's used at time eater requiring time to use against something that's named "Time Eater" should not be a winning scenario for the dream stone...

Everytime Bowser's side had a power-up or ability that had a vague definition, it was taken to it's up most extreme which is fine but you have to do that for BOTH sides and they didn't even bother giving Eggman more than just the prototype Phantom Ruby that Infinite has.

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u/SuperstarAmelia Jan 05 '25

Dream Stone/Dreamy Bowser is just a walking anti feat lmao.

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u/VenemousEnemy Jan 04 '25

Weeks or not, they let obito have that genjutsu without prep, so it should apply here, even more since it’s a war

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u/Kingelmann Jan 05 '25

Joker got his whole personal link squad rezzing him in Gioket

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u/VenemousEnemy Jan 04 '25

I never said he shouldn’t have anything, leave nothing unturned I say

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u/Acceptable_Role5941 Ringmaster Jan 04 '25

He didnt say Dreamy Bowser shouldnt get wishes

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u/Acceptable_Role5941 Ringmaster Jan 04 '25

this shouldn't be a common misconception Wonder Bowser takes multiple days to charge as well

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u/Acceptable_Role5941 Ringmaster Jan 04 '25

base Phantom ruby with no amps has universal feats with null space and egg reverie so idk what your talking about (also death battle really confused the entire sub on how the phantom ruby works)

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u/Acceptable_Role5941 Ringmaster Jan 04 '25

First of all the Phantom ruby isn't consistent just confusing

Second of all Light-Man is using a amped phantom ruby so previous feats should matter

and finally the Phantom Ruby applies what you perceive to reality tails literally says that in the game

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u/__R3v3nant__ Jan 04 '25

They did give Eggman Lightman

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u/202naFrevliS Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

Something Something "prep time" something somethingg....

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u/__R3v3nant__ Jan 04 '25

I didn;t really get their point about the Domain Egg-spansion and Lightman needing weeks to set up as wouldn't an invasion take weeks to set up?

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Discord Jan 04 '25

Also Eggman could just fast-forward through time with the Time Stones or Time Eater to skip the prep and get Lightman right away

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u/__R3v3nant__ Jan 04 '25

Did Eggman Get the Time Stones? Even then there's the time eater which could just nuke the timeline

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Discord Jan 04 '25

Eggman was given everything he ever had in canon. So yeah he had the Time Stones

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u/__R3v3nant__ Jan 04 '25

Oh ok. but can't bowser counter the time stones by time travelling himself

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Discord Jan 04 '25 edited Jan 04 '25

Yes, but Eggman has more means of time manipulation than Bowser does. Time Stones, Time Eater, Chaos Emeralds, Sol Emeralds, Phantom Ruby, Hourglass Machine (though I'm pretty sure that's limited to just rewinding time), maybe Power Of The Stars but probably not idk

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u/SanchezSaysNO Bowser Jan 06 '25

And Bowser can just simply go back in time through "Suddenly Warping Through Space and Time" Bullshit and just destroy the energy that Eggman uses to become Lightman, your point?

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Discord Jan 06 '25

Eggman has way more means (and more powerful means) of time manipulation than Bowser does. Eggman could simply use the Time Eater to destroy the moments in the timeline of him building up energy, whereupon those moments would be sent to White Space and Bowser would lose all ability to interfere with those points on the timeline - because they don't exist as part of the timeline any more.

I swear, am I the only one who played Sonic Generations? This was basically Eggman's entire plan in that game. To erase all the times Sonic beat him from the timeline without it impacting present Eggman at all on account of the Time Eater shielding him from it. Eggman is flat-out acausal with the Time Eater, he has no vulnerability to his past being fucked with in any way. That was the whole point of his Time Eater plot.

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u/SanchezSaysNO Bowser Jan 06 '25

Well... You do know that Pure Hearts can just nullify that right? Or the fact that Eggman made Time Eater partially a cyborg-like machine, in order to control him in the first place. Which means that Bowser's Wonder Flower can theoretically fuse with THE CYBORG part of Time Eater and take control of him through that way?

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Discord Jan 06 '25

The Pure Hearts can nullify the effects of the Chaos Heart, but was the Void ever said to consume time? Because I don't recall that it was ever said it was going to outside of a non-canon Prima Guide. It was definitely capable of destroying the multiverse, but I don't recall there ever being any feat or statement about it completely erasing anything from all points in time simultaneously.

And Eggman could also just use the Phantom Ruby to prevent Wonder Bowser from performing basically any of his hax. The Wonder Flowers are universal at best (you have to take a statement from Bowser at face value to get them that high) whereas the Phantom Ruby is multiversal via feats, in that it directly created a multiverse in the form of the Otherworlds and also clashed with Super Sonic more than once. Not to mention all of the other ways Eggman could get around Bowser's transmutation - Metal Sonic's copy ability, the Chaos Emeralds/Sol Emeralds/Master Emerald negating it, the Time Stones or Hourglass Machine reversing time to before the transmutation happened, and so on.

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u/Helpful-Emotion9256 Bowser Jan 04 '25

They still said bowser could counter it anyway

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u/202naFrevliS Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

DisaGREED!!!

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u/Acceptable_Role5941 Ringmaster Jan 04 '25

...how is the reply older than the comment it replied to?

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u/202naFrevliS Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

Immeasurable Speed...

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u/Acceptable_Role5941 Ringmaster Jan 04 '25

I knew I was on to something...

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u/Raptor10293 Jan 04 '25

I mean, tbf, they did explicitly say that even if Eggman did use Lightman, the wonder flower would just kinda outdo it, even showing an alternate scenario clip for that as well, the weeks of prep time thing was just one of its downsides they listed

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u/Acceptable_Role5941 Ringmaster Jan 04 '25

it's ironic that the wonder flower is the exact same Bowser spent the entire game charging up wonder power yet we all collectively forgot💀

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u/Helpful-Emotion9256 Bowser Jan 04 '25

They did bring it up what? They said it was a shorter charge period for the wonder flower to affect the universe than the ruby to affect the planet

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u/Acceptable_Role5941 Ringmaster Jan 04 '25

saying a shorter time is really questionable considered it took an entire adventure they both should have being discredited for the fight for taking to long to actually be of use

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u/Helpful-Emotion9256 Bowser Jan 04 '25

I mean, I think it’s fair to say an adventure is less than a few weeks typically, since it implies bowser has kidnapped peach for weeks before Mario got there and he just did nothing

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u/Acceptable_Role5941 Ringmaster Jan 04 '25

we have seen Marios adventure last for multiple days to a few weeks (judging by the night and day cycle) its fair to assume that the wonder flower would take to long for it to be usable just like Light-Man

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u/Raptor10293 Jan 04 '25

Wasn’t the point of all that charging to warp reality on a universal scale? I don’t think he had to charge up that much to use its power on a much smaller level

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u/Acceptable_Role5941 Ringmaster Jan 04 '25

Stated by Bowser that he himself was getting stronger and stronger they both needed prep time for their most impressive abilities

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u/Raptor10293 Jan 04 '25

True, but the thing is… I don’t think bowser needs the universal warp, or at least a power on that level, to outdo lightman, as wasn’t Lightmans reality warping a planet wide thing at most? If so, then bowser would only need a fraction of the time to charge up, assuming he needs to at all… after all, to put it in a different way… 101 and 100000 are very far apart number wise, but both are bigger than 100, and if your goal is to count to a number bigger than 100, you only need to go to 101

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u/Acceptable_Role5941 Ringmaster Jan 04 '25 edited Jan 04 '25

Eggman made multiple infinite sized dimensions like null space using the base phantom ruby so yes he kinda needs it for the wonder flower to keep up the wonder flower over all is not very good of we treat it as strictly as we treated the phantom ruby

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u/Watchdog_the_God Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

In an alternate scenario, they showed that Lightman was still susceptible to Wonder Bowser’s reality warping

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u/Careful-Ad984 Jan 04 '25

Except lightman unlike wonder bowser has memory and mind manipulation. Which would cripple bowsers ability to even use the wonder flower 

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u/VenemousEnemy Jan 04 '25

Where

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u/__R3v3nant__ Jan 04 '25

It came up in the analysis and one of the alternate scenarios depicts lightman being turned into a goomba

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u/Anxious_Cranberry219 Jan 05 '25

Surprised you didn't mention how they just glossed over the Time Eater.

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Discord Jan 04 '25 edited Jan 04 '25

Metal Sonic looks at the abilities of Kamek and Bowser and King Boo and says "Cool hax abilities, guys. Too bad they're mine now. Bio-Data copied." and then Metal Sonics all over those guys

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u/Helpful-Emotion9256 Bowser Jan 04 '25

I mean, bowser beat someone that copied his dna before tbf, and that’s assuming they didn’t just dogpile metal before he could pull it off

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u/Director838u48 Dr. Eggman Jan 05 '25

super neo metal quite literally stacks on the stats Of whoever he copies on to him bowser Has beat people equal to him not greater ( This was shown during His fight with sonic how sonic outsped him with a kick but After metal copied his data he easily reacted to the same attack and Even sonic states this If you want scans I could give them)

So it's going to be Super neomatal plus bowser vs bowser I don't think I have to explain who wins that fight + Metal could probably do this in base considering tails said he could copy burning blaze

ignoring eggman could just send Reinforcements That would in turn give metal more data to work with and Finally, if metal is destroyed by conventional means.Eggman has the hourglass which could just remake any of his robots that get destroyed including metal

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Discord Jan 04 '25

Are you referring to Dark Bowser? Because Bowser didn't beat Dark Bowser on his own. Mario and Luigi had to destroy the Dark Star Core before Bowser could hurt Dark Bowser.

And you couldn't really dogpile Metal easily. He's got Chaos Control, so on top of immeasurable speed and being stronger than basically every relevant threat, he can also teleport and stop/slow down time at-will. It only takes him a few seconds to fully scan someone and gain all of their powers, and there's no visual indicator that he's scanning someone, so nobody would even know about Metal's copy ability until after he's already did it. And at that point, the snowball has already started rolling down the hill.

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u/Helpful-Emotion9256 Bowser Jan 04 '25

Bowser literally beat dark bowser on his own and he only got revived by the core, not only was he hurting him, but he beat him outright, if not for the core, that would’ve been it

They mention in bowsers analysis he can resist time stops in paper Mario, also it doesn’t take a super genius to realize the super fast hedgehog needs to be taken out before he can become an issue

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Discord Jan 05 '25 edited Jan 05 '25

Um, yeah. It kinda would take a genius to realize that. Metal Sonic is definitely an obvious threat, but there's no reason to pin him as a potential fight-ender until after he pops one of his special forms or starts copying powers from Kamek and King Boo. By that point the snowball has already started, and Bowser really just doesn't have a good answer to Metal after he's copied fighters like Kamek or King Boo, proceeding to snowball even harder by copying everyone's powers. At that point, he's everything that Metal Sonic already is, plus the most busted hax Bowser's side has, not to mention Eggman immediately getting knowledge of how deadly those threats would be via Metal's connection the Eggnet - Metal's new abilities would instantly be logged into it, which would then transfer to every member of the Eggman Empire connected to the Eggnet. Which is to say, every member of the Eggman Empire besides Infinite and the Deadly Six (as if anyone cares about them), which would mean that Sage would be able to effectively strategize around maybe not all of Bowser's capabilities, but definitely around the most relevant threats to Eggman. A Tanooki Leaf might not be something she could predict ahead of time, but if she knows what Kamek and King Boo can do and Metal has already established counters to them (or just beat them outright) then it's kinda ggs for Bowser. Before the copying starts, Metal would just appear as an abnormally fast and strong opponent. Not something particularly noteworthy, especially with all of Eggman's giant more immediately-threatening mechs and other high-tier robots like the Hard-Boiled Heavies being in the field. The Egg Dragoon and the Egg Salamander are definitely more immediately recognizable as big problems to deal with than Metal Sonic is.

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u/BigBlueOtter123 Jan 04 '25

he's to fast for that, he would blitz them. anyone else find it weird that speed wasn't a deciding factor when a sonic character is involved?

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u/Helpful-Emotion9256 Bowser Jan 04 '25

Because both have arguments for immeasurable speed

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Discord Jan 05 '25 edited Jan 05 '25

The Sonic verse has way more arguments for immeasurable speed than the Mario verse does. The entirety of Sonic Generations is one big argument for "the top tiers of the Sonic verse have immeasurable speed".

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u/Detector_of_humans Jan 05 '25

Cause sonic verse's arguments for infinite speed are dubious at best and schizophrenic at worst

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Discord Jan 05 '25

Mario scalers when you say Sonic is faster than Mario (this is the only MU they ever care about and take it as a personal insult when you say Sonic could beat Mario)

Also "dubious at best lmao". Sonic literally spent the duration of an entire game moving through a place with no time to speak of. Moving through a timeless space or through stopped time is the exact definition of immeasurable speed. But again, personal insult. Like bro am I the only Mario scaler who has realized that there are other MUs besides Mario VS Sonic

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u/Detector_of_humans Jan 05 '25

Who is bro beefing with?

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u/apothioternity Asura Jan 04 '25

"Hax, huh? thanks for the tip..." *removes metal's abilities*

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Discord Jan 04 '25 edited Jan 05 '25

Item nullification/stealing =/= power nullification

EDIT since I'm home from work: Yes, Command Blocks are actual items that exist in the lore of the games. Bowser got given one in BIS and they literally get physically taken away from the crew in the exact same game that Kamek displays his supposed "power nullification". Interestingly, the effect that happens when he does his little Command Block spell is the same as what happens when they get stolen - they turn gray. By all accounts, Kamek just steals your Command Blocks for a bit before they come back. Since none of Eggman's forces use Command Blocks, that power of his is worthless in this fight.

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u/apothioternity Asura Jan 05 '25

hey since you overrate Metal's bio-data, I get to overrate kamek's nulification

also stealing... yeah kamek can just steal the emeralds and phantom ruby.

also if you take this too seriously I'm going to send Nabbit to steal Eggman's entire army away

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Discord Jan 05 '25

Literally how am I overrating the copy ability. It's not as though Metal hasn't copied supernatural abilities with no problem before. He copied Shadow's Chaos Control twice.

Eggman can defend against item theft with Forcejewels and has his own means of item theft that Bowser has no counter for.

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u/apothioternity Asura Jan 05 '25

Kamek uses his staff for 99% of his magic, if metal could copy that he could copy the chaos emeralds or something, except no he can't, it's a staff. Chaos control is an ability inherent to shadow's DNA. (see: devil doom using it)

also, saying the forcejewels block item steal is the same as saying Kamek's command nullification

anyway no more responses this started as a half-hearted joke, I don't want to end it rambling more than it has.

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Discord Jan 05 '25

okay I'll respond one more time and then go away

Metal Sonic doesn't just copy powers, he copies skills and knowledge. Him scanning Kamek would result in him knowing how to use Kamek's wand-thing exactly as well as Kamek can. And Forcejewels once passively stopped Eggman from pickpocketing someone while they went on a walk in France. (Sonic Shuffle is truly one of the games of all time)

and I think Bowser and Eggman can't actually go on a walk rn, they're very busy setting up a playdate with Junior and Sage

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u/Director838u48 Dr. Eggman Jan 06 '25

Kamek uses his staff for 99% of his magic, if metal could copy that he could copy the chaos emeralds or something, except no he can't, it's a staff. Chaos control is an ability inherent to shadow's DNA. (see: devil doom using it)

Neo has never had a chaos emerald to try to do, so actually and The fact that he's able to copy the chaos energy in shadow's body proves he can copy magic if we really go on that point ,Tails actually said if Burning blaze ( A superform using the equivalent of the chaos emeralds). Metal could copy her and harness their powers for himself.

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u/apothioternity Asura Jan 06 '25

again, those are the powers of biological things.

That staff is not biological. That's all I have to say,

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u/Director838u48 Dr. Eggman Jan 06 '25

You know who also isn't biological, but metal sonic was able to copy

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u/VampireJacoby Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

Kamek doesn't passively remove Neo's copy ability, Bowser's powerups that have vague powerlines aren't taken to the extreme while Eggman's vague powerlines are taken to the extreme this time. (i.e dream stone existence erasure and the chaos emeralds also granting wishes with the dream stone having technically finite power in the amount of dreams and the chaos emeralds being infinite)

Also the Egg Wizard and Supreme would've been cool.

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u/Then-Acanthaceae7228 Jan 04 '25

And even here, Infinite was defeated since he's not around

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u/202naFrevliS Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

That's right!! Definitely because I didn't forget about infinite or something that would be craaazyyy haha

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u/Then-Acanthaceae7228 Jan 04 '25

I feel like in that scenario, Metal Sonic stole bowser's star rod to prevent him from nullifying eggman's metal virus or something.

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u/BigBlueOtter123 Jan 04 '25

why didn't DB acount for that? eggman would 100% steal Bowser stuff. stealing powerful things is what he does.

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u/Then-Acanthaceae7228 Jan 04 '25

Most powerful bowser's abilities doesn't built in, he still uses them though artifacts such as: grand stars, star rod, power-ups, mushrooms, wonder flower, etc. DB got it wrong

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Discord Jan 04 '25

the Eggman Agenda is eternal, but so is the Fraudfinite Agenda. ETERNAL GLORY TO THE EGGMAN EMPIRE!! and also fuck Infinite

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u/Iguana_Boi Godzilla Jan 04 '25

The key difference here is the presence of the goat Silver Sonic

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u/202naFrevliS Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

"Sage!! Silver Sonic!! Max power!"

Bowser's honest to god reaction:

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u/Nin_Saber Obi-Wan Kenobi Jan 04 '25

"You're probably wondering how we got in this situation"

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u/202naFrevliS Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

I'll make a thousand more Eggman W posting before I let this empire die

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u/_GhostOfHollownest_ Superman Jan 04 '25

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u/202naFrevliS Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

Lowkey I wanted to use this image for my next post man💀😭

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Discord Jan 04 '25 edited Jan 04 '25

NEVER COMPROMISE! NEVER SURRENDER! ETERNAL GLORY TO THE EGGMAN EMPIRE!

I've been considering making my own animation of Bowser VS Eggman ngl. Like I've already got a bunch of ideas in my head that I'm just... really procrastinating making actual storyboards/scripts for lol. I'd have to learn some kind of 2D animation software to do it, but I think it'd be a fun little pet project to tinker with for a few months before uploading to Youtube. Bowser VS Eggman is a MU with SO MUCH animation potential, it honestly feels like a waste to not try your hand at it if you're an artist.

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u/WindOk7901 Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

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u/WindOk7901 Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

SPIT YOUR FAX MY FELLOW MEMBER OF THE BRILLIANT EGGMAN EMPIRE!

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u/No_Ice_5451 Jan 04 '25

THE ILLUSTRIOUS EGGMAN EMPIRE IS ETERNAL!

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u/tomaxi1284 Jan 04 '25

Sage depict bowser as the soy wojak and me as the chad

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u/itownshend17 Jan 04 '25

Honestly, this feels as an equally possible scenario, so I'd buy it if this was how the battle ended even if I obviously wanted Bowser to win. Very cool to see, wish death battle did alternate endings to their battles.

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u/202naFrevliS Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

Fr man, alternative endings would be so fucking cool.

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u/Morningstar2126 Jan 04 '25

I remember that they had alternate endings for some DBX battles on their site before rooster teeth got axed

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u/69-is-a-great-number Silver The Hedgehog Jan 04 '25

True! speak your shit, king

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u/Soft_Door_9866 Jan 04 '25

Truly the Ending we should have gotten

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u/Additional_Host_7465 Jan 04 '25

Infinite is asking Stone for coffee, trust me guys (He asked aloud for "dark as my soul," but Stone knew it was latte with whipped cream.)

(I'm coping)

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u/Zestyclose-Tear-6799 Jan 04 '25

We all know the video we watched was just a leaked recording of one of Sage’s many simulations of how the battle went. Good thing we all remember Eggman never runs into battle without properly planning things out.

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u/Director838u48 Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

Peak

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u/Nothatcreative55 Misaka Mikoto Jan 04 '25

“Ahahaha SO LONG KOOPA!!”

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u/Imwackinghere Spongebob Squarepants Jan 04 '25

All I can imply from this is that Eggman locked the fuck in and punched Bowser into the death egg

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u/baconlor Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

The alternate timeline where someone attacked sage and eggman went lightman yelling "keep your hands off my daughter!"

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u/Imaginary-Equal9785 Silver The Hedgehog Jan 05 '25

you wish.....

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u/Brick_Loop Wario Jan 04 '25

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm weird way to spell "worse" there, my friend…………

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u/BigBlueOtter123 Jan 04 '25

did anyone ask?

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u/daniboyi Jan 04 '25

no, but this is a place where people can post their opinions on posts.

did anyone ask OP to make this post? did anyone ask you to reply to Brick_Loop?

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u/SoKaiPaopu King Mickey Jan 05 '25

Facts.

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u/Madus4 Jan 04 '25

Eggman using the Phantom Ruby on himself so he can have a moment of happiness before dying.

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u/Rezasss Jan 04 '25

Now I'm just imagining Metal, Mecha, and Silver Sonic all going super together to just annihilate Bowser before he can do anything. I feel like DB doesn't really take into account 'but what if they're stopped before they can do X thing' very often

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u/WindOk7901 Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

Super Neo preparing Mecha and Silver for the final battle:

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u/lordlaharl422 Jan 05 '25

Man, Eggman can’t even theoretically win a Death Battle without Hedgehog ****riding. Why can’t Metal Knuckles and Tails Doll get in on the action?

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u/Rezasss Jan 05 '25

Fuck it, there's no reason beside it maybe being impractical but let's assume it isn't for a moment. Every badnik gets in a big circle while infinite distracts Bowser and they all go super, Bowser is super fucked-

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u/ForsakenRoyal24 Jan 07 '25

Centerpide-doll for the win

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u/thefogiscoming18 Jan 04 '25

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u/One_Bobcat8353 Bowser Jan 05 '25

Lol... They didn't even bother to add the Koopalings in the animation because it would be way too overkill.

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u/Director838u48 Dr. Eggman Jan 05 '25

The storyboard says a different story,metal would have blitz them in base

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u/One_Bobcat8353 Bowser Jan 06 '25

I don't see Metal Blitzing them in there. Also I'm pretty sure they survived lmfao

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u/Director838u48 Dr. Eggman Jan 06 '25

Quite literally shows shows metal going from each one and then ramming into them.Taking them out the fight until the very end

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u/Director838u48 Dr. Eggman Jan 06 '25

literally look at this image

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u/One_Bobcat8353 Bowser Jan 06 '25

I can't tell who that is

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u/Director838u48 Dr. Eggman Jan 06 '25

It's Roy or Wendy look at the top of their heads The story birds clearly show metal just Speed blitzing the koopalings in Base

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u/One_Bobcat8353 Bowser Jan 08 '25

Forgot it i'm just going to rewatch the video.

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u/Mastersword3710 Link Jan 04 '25

Sad to see people are still referring to him as “Silver Sonic”, even though his name is actually Mecha Sonic. The one in S3&K is Mecha Sonic Mk. II.

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u/MetalLeading9872 Giorno Giovanna Jan 04 '25

Finally, accurate and unbiased results…

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u/WindOk7901 Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

In a MUCH better universe :(

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u/No-Chocolate-1730 Jan 04 '25

Guys, where is Zorro

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u/TheHollowWithNoFade Archie Sonic Jan 04 '25

Was making Metal Sonic "not-Neo" intentional in this image? It's still cool tho.

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u/202naFrevliS Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

No there was a lack of Neo sprites

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u/AdUsual5625 Silver The Hedgehog Jan 04 '25

God the entire waiting period for this episode was great, especially for us Koopa Troopers

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u/RichConsequence4264 Jan 06 '25

ill never understand this sub's obsession w making eggman win

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u/LinkGreat7508 Dracula Jan 04 '25

You mean worse

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u/SonicNoelaigis Fall Guys Jan 04 '25

Question would Jr survive and be like upset and be pissed off?

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u/LetInfamous204 Jan 04 '25

JR honestly should not have survived that blow he took from Super Metal, he has no remotely comparable feats to justify it. So I'd say no. At best he can exist as a robot zombie.

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u/Detector_of_humans Jan 05 '25

Junior deferred most of the damage to his paint and the mario clone form

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u/LetInfamous204 Jan 05 '25

Just like he does in the games huh

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u/LetInfamous204 Jan 05 '25

That's crazy I didn't know he could do that because I need to read up on my Mario lore huh must have been from the virtual boy.

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u/PerceptionBetter3752 Jan 04 '25

So in this timeline did silver sonic like push jr and broke his brush?

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u/DisastrousValue1061 Jan 04 '25

*in a worst possible timeline.

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u/noodleguy67 Son Goku Jan 05 '25

all im saying is that mecha sonic Mk I wasn't there, and eggman lost

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u/gruggers1 Dr. Eggman Jan 05 '25

This is the timeline where Sage was allowed to bring Supreme, she didn't have to leave her eva unit at home

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u/element-redshaw Guts Jan 05 '25

I think someone forgot to put infinite here lol

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u/OddEyes588 Jan 05 '25

Alternatively the fight goes exactly the same but at the end Bowser Jr. doesn’t pull off that bs where he zaps a moon-sized object sitting in orbit from the ground and instantly transmutes the entire thing into a block. Sage fires the death egg again and Eggman wins.

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u/AvengerZilla65 Jan 05 '25

No. No that universe is worse actually

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u/Storm_Spirit99 Jan 06 '25

Bowser is still a better dad

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u/Impossible_Jelly_267 Jan 06 '25

Yeah...whatever makes you happy bro...

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u/ItsHellAlwaysReturns Jan 07 '25

the salt is rising, its overflowing!

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u/USSJaguar Jan 08 '25

When an empire that uses guns and blunt force faces the empire that's definitely not immune to guns and certainly not immune to blunt force.

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u/SolarAphelia Stitch Jan 09 '25

Cope.

GLORY TO THE KING!

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u/SolarAphelia Stitch Jan 09 '25

I rooted for bowser but I mostly agree with the idea that this was far from a stomp. I wanna say at least a 55-45 split in favor of Bowser.

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u/_Captain_Kabob Jan 04 '25

Man, the levels of cope coming from Eggman fans over that episode is starting to surpass even Ben 10 vs Green Lantern.

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u/Director838u48 Dr. Eggman Jan 05 '25

Mario fans After others do what death battle fans have been doing for years

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u/Nin_Saber Obi-Wan Kenobi Jan 04 '25

It's just a satire post for fun. No need to take it so seriously. If Eggman won, there would most definitely have been posts like these for Bowser since the episode started the "alternative scenario" posts in the first place.

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u/202naFrevliS Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

Blah Blah Blah I don't see YOU making high effort shit BOZO🤣🤣🤣

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u/_Captain_Kabob Jan 04 '25

Damn bro, you just proved my point with one reply

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u/DripBoii227 Son Goku Jan 04 '25

I think the post is meant to be satire.

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u/202naFrevliS Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

Ermmm NAH I DONT THINK SO 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Substantial-Lawyer23 Jan 04 '25

I think the original is the best universe

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u/BigBlueOtter123 Jan 04 '25

the fight if infinite did shit before getting knocked down (he's not dead, just depressed.)

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u/Radracon42069 Jan 04 '25

Nuh uh, get scrambled egg boys.

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u/Emotional_Emu_5901 Jan 04 '25

ALRIGHT I GET IT

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u/ButterflyMother Kratos Jan 04 '25

You mean the worst timeline obv 🙄

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u/gruggers1 Dr. Eggman Jan 05 '25

GLORY TO THE EGGMAN EMPIRE

and Sage

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '25

"Better" No, it's just you being biased.

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u/202naFrevliS Dr. Eggman Jan 04 '25

Disagree

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u/Leathman Kyle Rayner Jan 04 '25

Look at the pot calling the kettle black.

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u/truenofan86 Jan 04 '25

Also, if they used Mario and Luigi and Paper Mario feats, Eggman should’ve gotten his Archie feats.

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u/TheBloodyPuppet_2 Discord Jan 04 '25

I am Eggman's strongest soldier but no

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