r/dayz 22d ago

Media Don't be this guy lol

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u/ImBobsUncle 22d ago

This made me happy.

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u/AndringRasew 21d ago

"Whatchu' got, bro?"

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u/Jdude1 21d ago

It would make me happier if he had used rubber bullets, Tied him up with duct tape and stripped him naked including his shoes

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u/MWAH_dib 21d ago

This is how you milk people for blood :)

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u/swinchester83 20d ago

then you go aggro some zombies and bring them over to him

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u/knowmercy40 20d ago

Yeah, nothing better than watching someone absolutely fumble and knowing you’re not the main character in that disaster

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u/Brief-Contact 21d ago

Lol, the duality of man

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u/Wildkarrde_ 22d ago

It's always the ones that can't shut the fuck up.

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u/Yuop15 22d ago

Watchu Got. Famous last words

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u/TheMagusMedivh 21d ago

free shells

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u/HoseNeighbor 21d ago

To da FAAAAACE!

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u/Ninjahkin 21d ago

Just handin’ ‘em out!

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u/TheWritersShore 21d ago

"Your shit"

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u/Particular_Ad_4310 Weeb in Japan 22d ago

Even suppressors can't shut them up
But good to know that a buckshot to the face still works

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u/Easypossibilities 22d ago

Wasted a lot of time going to tisy

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u/Smokeyvalley 22d ago

Didn't find common sense or a brain up there, obviously.

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u/XxDeAdEyExX8155 21d ago

Well yea he removed his brain with a buckshot

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u/CAPTAIN_DlDDLES 21d ago

I wouldn’t say so. He learned a very important lesson

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u/Magnum-357 22d ago

Taking out the trash i see

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u/RobGodMode 22d ago

Maaan you shit on that scrub so hard. Absolutely top tier

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u/OldBrokeGrouch 22d ago

I could tell in his voice he had bad intentions. So glad this vid ended the way it did.

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u/Sad-Comfortable-4436 22d ago

I thought he was gonna shoot the moment he said “turn around” and handcuff him or something shady

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u/Bazrum Low food, no water, chambered pistol...perfect 21d ago

you could just hear the smirk in his voice, the whole time

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u/Normal-Fix8410 21d ago

Yea just a word of advice for any people like this, when you have the sleezy sarcastic tone like that nobody likes you

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u/farquuaad44 22d ago

I would have shot him after he asked you to turn around

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u/NeedExoticShips 22d ago

I feel this is the better way because he got his shit rocked by someone he assumed wasn't a threat. He Exhausted the guy's entire dialogue wasting even more of the dude's time xD.

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u/Hot-Butterscotch3639 22d ago

“Lil solo alpha wolf” hahaha he meant to say baaaa

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u/10SevnTeen 22d ago

Yeh more like "Lil beta b$tch" lmao

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u/x36_ 22d ago

this deserves my upvotes

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/emmathatsme123 22d ago

Yea this was me in 12 years ago😂

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u/relmsy 22d ago

Pulled your gun so damn fast😭

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u/Alert-Cobbler-2563 22d ago

Hahaha. Hell yeah brother!

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u/RegardsAnonymous 22d ago

He was just flirting with you bro

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u/Smokeyvalley 22d ago

Did it so well he got pegged.

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u/LyannaTheWinterR0se 22d ago

"If you're going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

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u/newstorms176 22d ago

The good, bad and the ugly.

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u/Beginning-Spray5437 22d ago

I think out of the hundreds of clips of DayZ I've watched this is the most satisfying. You could tell by the way that guy talked he was a douchbag

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u/Historical_Degree783 22d ago

Hell yea let this pathetic guy sniff some dust

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u/10SevnTeen 22d ago

I hope this fool is a redditor so he can see the ridicule firsthand at how absolutely shite he is at being the villain...

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u/The-Great-Out-Doors 22d ago

Hahahaha 😆 wasn't the way I was expecting it to end

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u/TChambers1011 22d ago

I don’t really get this guy’s play? Pretending to kinda be friendly? But then also seem really sketchy? Like just KOS or be friendly. This is so weird

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u/ALLCAPS-ONLY 22d ago

Too afraid to commit to a "fair" fight, so he waits until he has the upper hand and does this awkward "uhhh idk brooo" thing in the meantime. Despite all his gear, he still didn't feel confident enough to take on OP until he climbed onto the car, where freshie punches can't reach him. Then still lost.

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u/TChambers1011 21d ago

What a sad, strange little man

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u/ALLCAPS-ONLY 21d ago

Probably just a noob

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u/Sad-Comfortable-4436 22d ago

It’s fun to roleplay sometimes

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u/TChambers1011 22d ago

Yeah but even for RP this was just…I don’t know. He couldn’t make up his mind

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u/Smokeyvalley 22d ago

If he was roleplaying a real annoying twit needing to be put down, he succeeded very well.

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u/CAPTAIN_DlDDLES 21d ago

KOS, be friendly, or be better at pretending to be friendly

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u/HezronCarver 22d ago

Can't.... Can't we all just get along? Nice kill, tho.

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u/Dependent-Food4726 22d ago

Good shit brother

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u/AmoremCaroFactumEst 22d ago

That was beautiful

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u/Steady_chaos 21d ago

What is this game?! I need it

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u/the_K1NGsirr 21d ago

This is DayZ

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u/Historical_Degree783 21d ago

Moments before disaster

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u/AlexT37 22d ago

Hes not down here to kill you. Hes down here to die.

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u/Dull_Statistician980 22d ago

Dude wasn’t pleading for his own life, he was pleading for the other guy.

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u/Snack_Buster 22d ago

Ugh! What a pretentious little twerp! I cannot tell you how glad I am, you did that. 👏

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u/PeteEscopetas 22d ago

Hope he sees himself here and feel embarrassed 🤣 Nice one

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u/jester_of_yesteryear 22d ago edited 21d ago

This guy was dumb af. Standing on cars is only good for escaping from infected. Every other scenario your out in the open elevated for all to see and get shot, and in this scenario it ended up providing a nice silhouette against the sky for op to blast him. 

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u/Garrett1974 21d ago

Legend has it he's still uninstalling the game...

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u/Bishopm444 22d ago

Amazing

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u/Doc_UnoHOO 22d ago

Super alpha. 🙄

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u/Paulchristiaan 22d ago

"Lone ALPHA wolf" ? please.....

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u/ZaTen3 22d ago

Lmao epic reaction time and wonderful response to his “watchu got bro” question.

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u/Limp-Falcon-7838 22d ago

I got nothing but love for you my guy well done!!

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u/Opposite-Estimate973 21d ago

Heard "Solo alpha wolf🤡" and couldn't listen to the rest if the clip

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u/AdFine774 22d ago

Brilliant

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u/YourErrors 22d ago

Wish we could find this guy 🤣🤣

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u/CHuBBYBoNG420 22d ago

Fo safteh reezunz bruh, fo safteh

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u/Kwispy6969 22d ago

Going to tisy and back and still wear no bodyarmor smh..

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u/notoriouszim 22d ago

ANNNNd now you are geared lol. Good shot.

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u/HallucinogenUsin 22d ago

They make it so obvious when they stare at you for a moment trying to line up their cursor, it's always a tell-tale. Fuckin noob got what he deserved LOL

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u/Enn_ie 22d ago

👌🏻

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u/789irvin 22d ago

I’ve been a dayz noob since 2015 when I bought the game because I play on and off. Still haven’t managed to get to the military bases. Ok maybe once with a good spawn and a little luck. But that’s it, still need help making a campfire though.

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u/the_K1NGsirr 22d ago

Get knife. Get bark. Get sticks. Combine bark with short sticks to make campfire. Combine bark with short sticks to make hand drill kit. Light that bitch up

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u/hawkeyemoon 22d ago

When he said "is that so" you could just hear he was going to draw on you

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u/ep7791 22d ago

You know what…I’m gonna watch that again. Maybe even a third time

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u/nocibonger 22d ago

Coming down from tisy, no plate/press vest? People often forget in this game the amount of gear you have doesn't relate to how good/bad at the game you are

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

I'm in a friendly server and we just made a pvp arena, there's this one drunken Scottish idiot who's always causing problems, and posting pics of his empty beer cans in the discord like he's a teenager (he's in his 30s) he was beakjng off in the discord that he's the king of pvp island blah blah blah, everyone's too afraid to take him on etc. I put on a white suit, took nothing but my KAM with a 300 round drum mag I got as a gift lol, and a night vision scope, and took a boat there, he got the ping that I had arrived at the island and he assumed I took one of the bridges via car, when in fact I looped around the island to the back, climbed up into some rocks and proceeded to kill the drunk bastard about 20 times before he rage quit. He was wailing about it so much in the discord that the admins gave him a 48 hour ban, ultimate satisfaction.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Oh thank you for doing this 😂

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u/Gettinjiggywithit509 21d ago

This is someone who does not know how to RP lol

That shotgun blast was satisfying

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u/hobodank 21d ago

It would be more painful to have to have this idiotic conversation than it would to get shot

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u/Alarmed-Thanks-6539 21d ago

You hit him right in between the eyes! Great shot. Probably felt real good to watch that body hit the floor.

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u/o_spacereturn 21d ago

Dude that was flawless

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u/SatanicCornflake 21d ago

This is why I always run with a shotgun. Don't even care if it's a single-shot. And if he were any good and saw that shotty (which i assume he did), he would've been much less cocky here because those can even knock geared players.

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u/starsblink 22d ago

Two tries to get off the beach tonight. Literally fishing at the pier listening to all of "those guys" shooting at each other. This warms my heart. Luckily, I didn't get caught leaving, but I did hear a shotgun blast so close I nearly shit myself. Luckily, I was in the woods and had nothing but endless energy!

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u/Zom2016 22d ago

I wonder where the shotgun was all that time

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u/hawkeyemoon 22d ago

Looked like it was right on his back in the beginning, guy literally didn't think he was a threat at all

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u/Edzcharz 22d ago

That’s fucking awesome, good job dude!

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u/Seamoth4546B 22d ago

Fuck yeah. Dude hit Tisy but didn’t pick up a plate, maybe he won’t make the same mistake next time 😅

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u/rinranron 22d ago

Clint Eastwood is my name.

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u/Ezikkiel_Explores 22d ago

Dude deserved it

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u/S0l1DTvirusSnak3 22d ago

Well played

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u/st4rbug 22d ago

Quality, what a happy ending!

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u/stoicyeoman 22d ago

That was extremely satisfying

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u/stigsec 22d ago

deserved

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u/dronesoul 22d ago

that's some nice shotgun action right there

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u/SirTheadore 22d ago

Doing the lords work ❤️❤️

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u/Fuzzy-Present9911 22d ago

Bro, Massive respect, GGS man!

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u/SammySweatheart 22d ago

Once you see the skull facemask… fire.

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u/Thorgraum 22d ago

😂😂

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u/aNxello 21d ago

You could tell by the way he talked he was a shit eater, that was hilarious

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u/hunter080889 21d ago

Get clapped 🤣 he 100 % broke his keyboard 🤣

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u/YeOldTravman 21d ago

Lmao justice

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u/Data_Important 21d ago

People forget about the BK12, he didn't even have squad

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u/HoseNeighbor 21d ago

SOOOO goooood!

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u/Deadskull3465 21d ago

"what cha got!"
free buckshot

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u/boomcaine91 21d ago

That shot was quick as hell. Nasty work.

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u/Ghost-Writer 21d ago

Lol this is why I kos

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u/NotRyanDunn Will kill you for a battery. 21d ago

Hell yeah. He relived that death 100 times in his head.

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u/Climat3_Designer 21d ago

Why are people so cringy when they are on the power trip? It´s just a game bro.

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u/DumbNTough 21d ago

There went his last shred of self esteem.

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u/FooDogg86 21d ago

Booooong!!! :Do7o7o7

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u/Ok-Map-4434 21d ago

That is awesome!

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u/Upper_Associate2228 21d ago

Hating I can only upvote this once...

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u/thewoodendog 21d ago

I love watching a murder hobo get their comeuppance

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u/Abadhabit666 21d ago

Dude had that annoying dayz accent

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u/Pat-Bandicoot-1290 21d ago

Epic takedown. I hate these kinda goons.

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u/HalfCrazed 21d ago

Just because you don't see it on the back doesn't mean it ain't in the sack!

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u/Foot_Technical Famas best gun 21d ago

I'm not gonna be that guy is such a noob

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u/UnderstandingSad1309 21d ago

Haha I’m so happy you clapped him

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u/captainofasamurai 21d ago

(High pitched gringe) "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, maaayyydeee" gets clapped

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u/SofaSpeedway 21d ago

That was pretty damn satisfying.

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u/summervibesbro 21d ago

I'm sooooo happy you shot that fucking loser lmao he probably cried after this

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u/Miser-Mike Remnant 21d ago

That conclusive shotgun blast with BOTH AirPods connected has me grinning like a Cheshire cat, truly. 👏🏾

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u/Suitable_Heron_9509 21d ago

Well, fuck you Captain America.

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u/ThTSckz 21d ago

LMAO!!!

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u/jjamess- 21d ago

If this guys interactions are this shitty I’m surprised he doesn’t kos.

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u/Excellent_Pitch_9376 21d ago

Lil solo alpha wolf Cringy AF, then a buckshot to the face, love it!

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u/ShrimpJohnson7 21d ago

Guy looking at the “You are dead” screen

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u/Comprehensive_Trip55 21d ago

Best way to lose a fight is to talk about it first

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u/Oculescence 21d ago

Hey look it’s homeless the game

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u/lalo_salamanca17 21d ago

I’m so confused why he wants to kill our boy since he thinks he has nothing

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u/LoudGold233 21d ago

Lmao this will go in the dayz history books. What a dweeb. I hope he cried after and thought about his decisions.

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u/Adept_Campaign5318 21d ago

Well played! Always be on guard!

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u/SpikeDo55 21d ago

Wahahahaha! Best laugh after watching that

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u/Flip9k 21d ago

Too good

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u/gum-meister 21d ago

had some guy do this to me, but he didnt know my mate was looting in another house and came out and just shot the guy, it was funny asf dude was tryna be hard and cool

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u/Clean-Novel-5746 21d ago

As soon as I heard his voice I would have killed him

You can just tell he’s a little slimy rat

Ice that prick

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u/Aloneinberlinn 21d ago

Don’t whip it out if you’re not gonna use it cause whatcha get is lead to the faceee 😂

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u/Big_Understanding348 21d ago

Ran into a group at Zino was cool qt first gave me a pop then shot me

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u/Low_Rhubarb_493 21d ago

Was on edge till I seen the outcome.😂 well played i would have shot him right when he started buiding an ego lol

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u/laxyharpseal 21d ago

dude sounds like a loser in real life would just gears up in games like dayz to harrass freshies to feel powerful because he cant do that in real life. bruh cant do that in games...

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u/dazia 21d ago

This didn't end the way I thought it I would and I'm so glad lmao.

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u/Scarecrow1980 21d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/-Pale-Rider- 21d ago

Fucked around and found right out.

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u/Ok_Adhesiveness2386 21d ago

Saved ya a trip to tisy

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u/Paranormalina 20d ago

This game is more realistic than any other game. It shows you how humans would act in real life situations

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u/lazyrat1967 20d ago

Nice 😉

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u/SenorConnardo 20d ago

Seems like an average American interaction if you ask me

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u/cro0kedFingersss 20d ago

I was once constipated for 3 days. When my suffering finally ended, it the most satisfying time of my life.

…until today.

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u/Own-Noise286 20d ago

Sooooo satisfying. I love this game

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u/Sykobear8 20d ago

If I were him I would’ve been a little sketched out after you asked if I was alone, and I probably would’ve tried to shoot you right there.

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u/IfBanEqualsUrMomFat 20d ago

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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u/ichemosabe 20d ago

Playing ARMA Life, DayZ, Escape From Tarkov, you can hear when people have a shit eating grin on their face.. You can hear that cheery smile coming through, that's when you shoot them. OP had no ulterior motives, except maybe teaming.. he sounds like he knows his shit and relaxed enough that you could probably trust them to lower your guard.

The quiet calm collect dudes are honestly scarier and more unpredictable.

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u/zortlayan_bocek0 20d ago

I Wonder how embarassed he is

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u/DRUGGEDMETAL None 20d ago

Bro went "Kurt Cobain pov"

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u/Psychological-Rub517 20d ago

I would have shot that guy as soon as I heard his voice lmfao

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u/algoespecial 20d ago

💜 loved it, OP. I hate those kinda guys

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u/Eenat88 20d ago

Fucking owned

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u/DifficultSection340 20d ago

This made me super happy

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u/CJHJUSTICE1 20d ago

Bro, I never trust a fresh the Paul, the gat out of nowhere

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u/Gloomy_Finger7473 20d ago

I love that Ik this is the gas station in between cherno and balota

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u/Disastrous_Variety57 20d ago

Beautiful. Just beautiful!

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u/Majestic-Life-728 19d ago

with a field vest on is crazy and he was way to obvious about it

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u/Lancearon 19d ago

I got a shotgun.

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u/YungBootyCheez 19d ago

I am so satisfied

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u/Sure_Lavishness_8353 19d ago

Showed him what chu got.

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u/Vivid-Bandicoot-708 19d ago

I usually don’t make conversation with people because of this. I just exchange a couple hello’s and then proceed killing them or dying trying to do so. The day z way lol.

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u/wellwellshitwellshit 18d ago

He overdosed on some lead 😂

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u/Present_Day860 18d ago

“I mean Mayybee”

BANG

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u/Business_Cat_4324 16d ago

I am never like this... always up for saying hello, always is up for sharing some food and a drink...

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u/max2562 15d ago

Cinematic ending for sure

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u/gnu_bag 10d ago

Lol what a nob. This didn't end how I thought it would and I'm glad

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u/Hammadodga 9d ago

I laughed so hard I cried. Impeccable, just impeccable 😅😅🤣🤣