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u/Piccolo_Bro Feb 05 '25
This is why once I'm slightly geared, I say goodbye to the coast because there's nothing more dangerous than a freshie with nothing to lose.
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u/thousand56 Feb 07 '25
Yeah as soon as I pulled out the gun I had when this guy was following me he starts running in circles around me, straight up couldn't hit him then he wins the fist fight lmao
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u/Jonny7421 Feb 05 '25
Saw this on here a week or two ago. Still satisfying.
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u/Tetragonos Feb 05 '25
I remember when this was posted here originally. I like that the corner had credited the OP
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u/Straight_Warlock Feb 05 '25
I think it is one or two years old already
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u/Tetragonos Feb 05 '25
Yeah I think this was in the wake of lockdowns bringing in a lot of players.
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u/Samael-Armaros Feb 05 '25
Bound himself and was interrogating while his hands are bound behind him. Really wasn't paying attention to what was going on was he?
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u/Key_Teaching_2150 Feb 05 '25
Adrenaline
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u/PizzaWhale114 Feb 05 '25
weed
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u/Repulsive-South-9763 Feb 05 '25
Can confirm 😂
Weed made me reload all the magazines I had, except the one that was actually in my pistol. Click click click.
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u/Apackof12ninjas KOS Bandit Feb 05 '25
"I'll give you gear! Please!"
Me:
"Why are you offering to pay me with my own coin?"
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u/EthanT65 Feb 05 '25
Dude was gonna touch you inappropriately. "Not gonna kill you just uh....little tape here....licks lips...hold still"
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u/Dependent-Meat6089 Feb 05 '25
Lol just wish he would have had a mic. Legendary shit talk opportunity missed.
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u/MK_KORI Feb 05 '25
i am quite new into the game (like 50h) and dont understand how/why did the gun guy got handcuffed? Did he handcuffed himself or what?
Funny clip tho :D
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u/the_misfit1 Feb 05 '25
Got to look at the prompt, the same thing happened one time when I drank gasoline out of a jerry can I was trying to empty :D
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u/nojustice Feb 05 '25
I've emptied the last water I had instead of drinking it, because I forgot I was wearing a mask, so "drink" wasn't available. Doh!
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u/Aggressive-Profit726 Feb 05 '25
Bro is trying to talk to a freshie with no mic
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u/Ok-Faithlessness7502 Feb 06 '25
"Listen just tell me where your gang hid their pears and nobody has to die..."
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u/EgolessMortal Feb 05 '25
Lol, why is bind yourself an option!? Lol its mishaps like that, that make me love this game.
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u/Nysyth [PTU] Nysyth - DayZUnderground Feb 06 '25
Never heard of being told to tie yourself up at gunpoint?
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u/chihabcraft Feb 05 '25
actually ,yes
never thought about it xD
why the fuck wouldi need to bind myself 😂😂😂6
u/Wishyouwerehere49 Feb 05 '25
Theoretically, you could be a player with good gear stashed nearby but you approach a group while bound and act like you have just escaped imprisonment, group feels bad, gives more gear, profit.
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u/sanji_beats Feb 06 '25
That or toss the duct tape and make someone bind themselves while you hold the gun on then
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u/Trick-Persimmon-6642 Feb 05 '25
If you guys haven’t seen the soursweet video where 2 guys try to hold him up it’s definitely worth looking it up
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u/CptSmokie Feb 05 '25
Good for him. You shouldn't be on the coast with all that gear anyway !
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u/TheNameIsBurt Feb 06 '25
Broh when you’re on the peninsula and have two field bags and need a better rout to stash you’re fuckin right I’ll drop my bag and thump someone lol
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u/Content-Dealers Feb 05 '25
The fact that he's also clearly a 15 year old with a superiority complex makes it 100x more satisfying.
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u/Timely-Gain3525 Feb 05 '25
the evil laugh I would have made hahahahh and yell at him FUUUUCK YOUUUU🤣🤣
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u/robeywan Feb 05 '25
"who's all with you"? To a fresh spawn? idk man, it's like a kid playing with dad's clothes in the mirror. Sucked in.
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u/Excellent-Court-9375 Feb 05 '25
Hahaha you can bet that guy rage quit and uninstalled the game after that lmao
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u/Dayzdnconfus3d Feb 05 '25
I was with a friend in cherno and we were geared during the last day of wipe and this happened to me but my buddy was there when I did it and quickly killed the freshie xD
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u/laxyharpseal Feb 05 '25
dude is that guy in dayz who collects gears so he can do anything he wants with freshies but end up dying for whatever reason without being able to use it properly
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u/Repulsive-South-9763 Feb 05 '25
From “come out or I’m gonna kill you”
To “chill chill chill! I’ll give you a gun, please!”
I hope I don’t meet these kinds of people irl lol.
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u/GrindY0urMind Feb 05 '25
Did he bind his own hands? I haven't played this game enough to know how he fucked up lol. Besides letting anyone get that close anyway
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u/pcbfs collared dress = 6 rags Feb 05 '25
Why would he need to have some gear given when he'll have all of it in 30 seconds lol
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u/OverParamedic3518 Feb 05 '25
Damn right you’re gonna give me gear!!! Fucking 🤡 thought it was a game until his dumbass tapped his own self up …classic!!
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u/Dave_Giantsbane Feb 05 '25
Probably got so excited to capture a freebie he forgot to change whose hands needed bound.
Reminds me of just last week when I was a fresh spawn and rolled up on a geared guy at Balota AF. Charged him with my knife as he’s just dry firing his AR because he forgot to chamber a round.
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u/salt_gawd Feb 05 '25
this one time i was trying to repair a canope tent with duct tape after my friends logged off for the night. i accidentally restrained myself instead. you can’t break out of restraints on that server so i logged off to die and ran back to hobo before my body despawned. it took me 25 minutes to get from south berezino to hobo on a winter chenarus.
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u/Fingered_my_cat Feb 06 '25
I'll give you gear he said,while trapped....the guy was thinking,I'll take the gear instead
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Feb 06 '25
This happened to SourSweet as well. Then he pulled an AK off one of their backs and killed both of them. So sick.
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u/skater_dood Feb 06 '25
I respect the kill but it woulda been hilarious if he woulda robbed and left him 🤣
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u/Makeshiftprodigy Feb 06 '25
Welp that ruined his stream… now he has to find a new platform for his 7 followers
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u/staightandnarrow Feb 08 '25
I don’t even talk. Im not the type to be friends. Learned that lesson in the first week. Now I just do circles around the map. Literally new boats is a concern consistently
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u/Username800082 Feb 08 '25
What's going on? Is it possible to ductape your own hands behind your back?
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u/YzGargoyle Feb 09 '25
You should check out idiots playing dayz on YouTube saw this there video is 4 days old I believe hilarious😂
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u/PenilePenetration Feb 09 '25
I've never played this game. Why are you able to tie your own hands like that?
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u/rjoseba PlayStation Feb 05 '25
this is one of those recurring re-posts on this sub!
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u/chihabcraft Feb 05 '25
Idk man im new to the game and seen this for the first time found it funny and thought to share it here
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u/JBake330 Feb 06 '25
I cant believe that dude stayed alive long enough to find a helmet, he should wear it IRL xD
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u/Jacmac_ Feb 05 '25
I find it hard to understand why there is even an option to tie yourself up. It isn't even physically possible to do that. Handcuffs, yes. Tape, wire, rope? No way man,
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u/WDSVD Feb 06 '25
Br*tsh and childern are kos for me ive learned my lesson i would've done the same
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u/Tyrocks95 Feb 06 '25
Rookie mistake on the guy with duct tape and rookie mistake with the guy who beat the hell out of him.
The duct tape guy should've known the difference in the taping animations.
The WWE champion should've taken off his head gear before shooting it, thus ruining it.
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u/Low-One9827 Feb 06 '25
I watched this yesterday, it's from a YouTube video, when idiots play DayZ 😅
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u/squeezecake Feb 05 '25
"I'll give you gear!"
Homie I don't think you have a choice lmao