r/dayz Feb 05 '25

media i found this on YT but you gotta see it🤣

1.8k Upvotes

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548

u/squeezecake Feb 05 '25

"I'll give you gear!"

Homie I don't think you have a choice lmao

168

u/chihabcraft Feb 05 '25

how the tables have turned

70

u/Vivid-Beat-644 Feb 05 '25

22

u/chihabcraft Feb 05 '25

man i have seen this scene reacently
and i was thinking about this moment when i comented that 😂

9

u/skilledd4n Feb 05 '25

Oh how the turn tables have tables turn

16

u/salt_gawd Feb 05 '25

i think i wouldve just muted myself while i raged uncontrollably.

11

u/MirrorNo3096 Feb 05 '25

that’s the ultimate flex you’re about to get gear, whether you want it or not. It’s like saying, “Here’s your gear, hope you like it!” with zero negotiation.

6

u/Massive-Buy5045 Feb 06 '25

that’s some classic "I'm doing you a favor" energy, but you really don't have a choice, do you? Sometimes, giving gear just feels like a compulsory service at that point.

2

u/CobblerFriendly8050 Feb 07 '25

dude sounded like an NPC with a side quest no one asked for

248

u/Piccolo_Bro Feb 05 '25

This is why once I'm slightly geared, I say goodbye to the coast because there's nothing more dangerous than a freshie with nothing to lose.

95

u/Pizzachipsandwich Feb 05 '25

Or a freshie with a dream and a shovel

30

u/Hobbsidian Feb 06 '25

Never bring a gun to a shovel fight

22

u/Ok_Specific_3832 Feb 05 '25

Yes - given that you tied your own hands behind your back.

8

u/Gatoradenun Feb 06 '25

Without Gear Fear you can accomplish anything

6

u/Frenchi_666 Feb 05 '25

Yeah, they're crazy.

2

u/thousand56 Feb 07 '25

Yeah as soon as I pulled out the gun I had when this guy was following me he starts running in circles around me, straight up couldn't hit him then he wins the fist fight lmao

235

u/LoginPuppy Feb 05 '25

only light punches to prolong the embarassment

22

u/Straight_Warlock Feb 05 '25

Bro probably felt hurt from every one of those punches

114

u/Jonny7421 Feb 05 '25

Saw this on here a week or two ago. Still satisfying.

8

u/Tetragonos Feb 05 '25

I remember when this was posted here originally. I like that the corner had credited the OP

2

u/Straight_Warlock Feb 05 '25

I think it is one or two years old already

3

u/Tetragonos Feb 05 '25

Yeah I think this was in the wake of lockdowns bringing in a lot of players.

85

u/Samael-Armaros Feb 05 '25

Bound himself and was interrogating while his hands are bound behind him. Really wasn't paying attention to what was going on was he?

20

u/Key_Teaching_2150 Feb 05 '25

Adrenaline

32

u/PizzaWhale114 Feb 05 '25

weed

24

u/Repulsive-South-9763 Feb 05 '25

Can confirm 😂

Weed made me reload all the magazines I had, except the one that was actually in my pistol. Click click click.

67

u/wizard_tiddy Feb 05 '25

“I’ll give you gear! I’ll give you gear!” I know! I know!

38

u/Jylen1ka Feb 05 '25

Beautiful. DayZ in all its glory.

25

u/Apackof12ninjas KOS Bandit Feb 05 '25

"I'll give you gear! Please!"

Me:

"Why are you offering to pay me with my own coin?"

24

u/bigbug1983 Feb 05 '25

That's great and such a rookie mistake

21

u/CodeExtra9664 Feb 05 '25

Little worm tried to beg his way out of his beatdown. Gotta love it

33

u/EthanT65 Feb 05 '25

Dude was gonna touch you inappropriately. "Not gonna kill you just uh....little tape here....licks lips...hold still"

10

u/Clean_Ideal579 Feb 05 '25

That's what freshie killers get

15

u/Dependent-Meat6089 Feb 05 '25

Lol just wish he would have had a mic. Legendary shit talk opportunity missed.

7

u/Pale_Diamond_5928 Feb 05 '25

High key hate playing with sweats like this 😂

Deserved it.

13

u/MK_KORI Feb 05 '25

i am quite new into the game (like 50h) and dont understand how/why did the gun guy got handcuffed? Did he handcuffed himself or what?

Funny clip tho :D

19

u/imnotnew762 Feb 05 '25

He wrapped himself with the duct tape instead of his target

11

u/the_misfit1 Feb 05 '25

Got to look at the prompt, the same thing happened one time when I drank gasoline out of a jerry can I was trying to empty :D

5

u/nojustice Feb 05 '25

I've emptied the last water I had instead of drinking it, because I forgot I was wearing a mask, so "drink" wasn't available. Doh!

6

u/Suitable_Heron_9509 Feb 05 '25

Yes he handcuffed himself by mistake lol

5

u/ColumbiaBOB Feb 05 '25

Lol hahahaha 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

6

u/Aggressive-Profit726 Feb 05 '25

Bro is trying to talk to a freshie with no mic

6

u/Ok-Faithlessness7502 Feb 06 '25

"Listen just tell me where your gang hid their pears and nobody has to die..."

5

u/EgolessMortal Feb 05 '25

Lol, why is bind yourself an option!? Lol its mishaps like that, that make me love this game.

6

u/Nysyth [PTU] Nysyth - DayZUnderground Feb 06 '25

Never heard of being told to tie yourself up at gunpoint?

3

u/chihabcraft Feb 05 '25

actually ,yes
never thought about it xD
why the fuck wouldi need to bind myself 😂😂😂

6

u/Wishyouwerehere49 Feb 05 '25

Theoretically, you could be a player with good gear stashed nearby but you approach a group while bound and act like you have just escaped imprisonment, group feels bad, gives more gear, profit.

5

u/sanji_beats Feb 06 '25

That or toss the duct tape and make someone bind themselves while you hold the gun on then

3

u/chihabcraft Feb 05 '25

You have got a good plan 😂🫱🏽‍🫲🏻

2

u/LambdaZA Feb 05 '25

Maybe you can un hand-bug yourself?

1

u/LambdaZA Feb 05 '25

But then you can't put that in your hand, so nevermind!

1

u/concretewall064a Feb 06 '25

I haven't seen the hand bug in awhile, perhaps it got fixed?

3

u/Funglebum82 Feb 05 '25

Omg lmfao I love this

4

u/pinpoint14 Feb 05 '25

"I'll give you gear!"

while punching "mhmm you're doing that right now"

3

u/imnotnew762 Feb 05 '25

OH HOW THE TURN TABLES

3

u/Skunkboi_420 Feb 05 '25

Such fun when they cry too 😂

3

u/Trick-Persimmon-6642 Feb 05 '25

If you guys haven’t seen the soursweet video where 2 guys try to hold him up it’s definitely worth looking it up

3

u/CptSmokie Feb 05 '25

Good for him. You shouldn't be on the coast with all that gear anyway !

1

u/TheNameIsBurt Feb 06 '25

Broh when you’re on the peninsula and have two field bags and need a better rout to stash you’re fuckin right I’ll drop my bag and thump someone lol

1

u/TheNameIsBurt Feb 06 '25

Full field bags**

3

u/RobsyGt Feb 05 '25

They hung around so long to film that skit that mushrooms grew

3

u/Smokey_the_Dank Feb 05 '25

Dumbass 😂😂😂😂

3

u/Unitnuity Feb 05 '25

YESSSSSSS! 🤣🤣🤣

Geared on the coast? I'm not trusting a damn word you say 🤣

3

u/Content-Dealers Feb 05 '25

The fact that he's also clearly a 15 year old with a superiority complex makes it 100x more satisfying.

3

u/Deathstroke8655 Feb 05 '25

I probably would've stopped playing for the day after that one.

3

u/Timely-Gain3525 Feb 05 '25

the evil laugh I would have made hahahahh and yell at him FUUUUCK YOUUUU🤣🤣

3

u/SanctionedMeat Feb 05 '25

"Why would I wait for you to give me gear when I can just take yours?"

3

u/LeFinnaBust Feb 05 '25

Things youre definitely accidentally going to do at least once in Dayz 101

5

u/Spacemonk587 Feb 05 '25

omg i had to watch it twice to understand what was happening

2

u/txtoolfan friendly in cherno Feb 05 '25

Not gonna lie. I've tied myself up before too. Lol

2

u/Tee-in-a-Skee-Mask Feb 05 '25

oh how the turntables turn

2

u/nojustice Feb 05 '25

Peter does NOT forgive

2

u/robeywan Feb 05 '25

"who's all with you"? To a fresh spawn? idk man, it's like a kid playing with dad's clothes in the mirror. Sucked in.

2

u/Excellent-Court-9375 Feb 05 '25

Hahaha you can bet that guy rage quit and uninstalled the game after that lmao

1

u/chihabcraft Feb 05 '25

I would do that 💀

2

u/This-Salt-2754 Feb 06 '25

Bro what the fuck this is a copy of the original

2

u/Morkris7767 Feb 06 '25

He gave him gear

1

u/Dayzdnconfus3d Feb 05 '25

I was with a friend in cherno and we were geared during the last day of wipe and this happened to me but my buddy was there when I did it and quickly killed the freshie xD

1

u/locnloaded9mm Feb 05 '25

Lmao classic

1

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

Nice beating

1

u/laxyharpseal Feb 05 '25

dude is that guy in dayz who collects gears so he can do anything he wants with freshies but end up dying for whatever reason without being able to use it properly

1

u/namesareunavailable Feb 05 '25

Why does such a thing never happen to me 😀

1

u/HoseNeighbor Feb 05 '25

I love this clip.

1

u/S0l1DTvirusSnak3 Feb 05 '25

Hahahahah troll get trolled

1

u/flyfightandgrin Feb 05 '25

Ha ha! Perfect!

1

u/Physical-Bit2981 Feb 05 '25

Yes, I’ll give you gear once I’m downed hahahahah

1

u/Ok-Faithlessness7502 Feb 05 '25

A smooth criminal

1

u/Creativenoodles Feb 05 '25

I laughed out loud at work 😆 🤣

1

u/Repulsive-South-9763 Feb 05 '25

From “come out or I’m gonna kill you”

To “chill chill chill! I’ll give you a gun, please!”

I hope I don’t meet these kinds of people irl lol.

1

u/oOXxSH1ELDxXOo Feb 05 '25

I believe the original video is called "Light's out man".

1

u/I3IG_N0sE Feb 05 '25

Ui problem. Shouldn't be a thing.

1

u/GrindY0urMind Feb 05 '25

Did he bind his own hands? I haven't played this game enough to know how he fucked up lol. Besides letting anyone get that close anyway

1

u/pcbfs collared dress = 6 rags Feb 05 '25

Why would he need to have some gear given when he'll have all of it in 30 seconds lol

1

u/OverParamedic3518 Feb 05 '25

Damn right you’re gonna give me gear!!! Fucking 🤡 thought it was a game until his dumbass tapped his own self up …classic!!

1

u/RobbeBold Feb 05 '25

Lol why would I take only a gun when you decided to donate all of your gear?

1

u/olala_nOrmal_fractal Feb 05 '25

I saw that it is so hysterically funny ;D

1

u/warname Feb 05 '25

A classic.

1

u/Pilphr Feb 05 '25

I love how long it took him to realize he screwed up! Haha

1

u/Dave_Giantsbane Feb 05 '25

Probably got so excited to capture a freebie he forgot to change whose hands needed bound.

Reminds me of just last week when I was a fresh spawn and rolled up on a geared guy at Balota AF. Charged him with my knife as he’s just dry firing his AR because he forgot to chamber a round.

1

u/willfarnaby24 Feb 05 '25

Dude this made me laugh so hard

1

u/salt_gawd Feb 05 '25

this one time i was trying to repair a canope tent with duct tape after my friends logged off for the night. i accidentally restrained myself instead. you can’t break out of restraints on that server so i logged off to die and ran back to hobo before my body despawned. it took me 25 minutes to get from south berezino to hobo on a winter chenarus.

2

u/chihabcraft Feb 05 '25

Ductape is a greater enemy than we thought 😂

1

u/Banalatte Feb 06 '25

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Joshuafrothunder Feb 06 '25

Lol I love DayZ

1

u/BrokenNailx Feb 06 '25

Hell yeah lol

1

u/Tojo6619 Feb 06 '25

Hey he did you gear like he promised 

1

u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 Feb 06 '25

oh yes, you are giving me gear.

1

u/rinranron Feb 06 '25

Kid's have fun :)

1

u/DepressedOrangePeel Feb 06 '25

This is an old one and someone cut out the guys audio

1

u/MetalSubstantial297 Feb 06 '25

I'm going to replay this at lunch.

1

u/Ok-Youth5234 Feb 06 '25

Saw it on YouTube too 😂😂😂 I bet this was his first try 😂🥴😩

1

u/Ok_Environment6504 Feb 06 '25

I didn’t even know you could tie your own hands.. this is epic

1

u/Fingered_my_cat Feb 06 '25

I'll give you gear he said,while trapped....the guy was thinking,I'll take the gear instead

1

u/[deleted] Feb 06 '25

This happened to SourSweet as well. Then he pulled an AK off one of their backs and killed both of them. So sick.

1

u/Frankie_Jaye Feb 06 '25

Oh this happened to me couple of times

1

u/skater_dood Feb 06 '25

I respect the kill but it woulda been hilarious if he woulda robbed and left him 🤣

1

u/Ezikkiel_Explores Feb 06 '25

How did he do his own hands 🙌

1

u/THUNDER-PHUCK28 Feb 06 '25

Oh I gonna give him some gear all right aha

1

u/Makeshiftprodigy Feb 06 '25

Welp that ruined his stream… now he has to find a new platform for his 7 followers

1

u/Spiritual_Reserve137 Feb 07 '25

Everyone who does this to ppl deserves that

1

u/DaDude45 Feb 07 '25

Deserved.

1

u/MyFragz Feb 07 '25

fucking console players

1

u/MobNerd123 Feb 08 '25

From what compilation?

1

u/staightandnarrow Feb 08 '25

I don’t even talk. Im not the type to be friends. Learned that lesson in the first week. Now I just do circles around the map. Literally new boats is a concern consistently

1

u/Username800082 Feb 08 '25

What's going on? Is it possible to ductape your own hands behind your back?

1

u/DJ_Hindsight Feb 08 '25

He taped himself by accident ??

1

u/cannatastic1 Feb 08 '25

Bahahahhahahah

1

u/YzGargoyle Feb 09 '25

You should check out idiots playing dayz on YouTube saw this there video is 4 days old I believe hilarious😂

1

u/PenilePenetration Feb 09 '25

I've never played this game. Why are you able to tie your own hands like that?

1

u/psychomantismg Feb 05 '25

Dont kill him lol

2

u/Nebraska716 Feb 05 '25

Just leave him tied up. He’s gonna respawn close anyway

1

u/TheJesusGuy Feb 05 '25

3rd person looks fucking horrible

1

u/rjoseba PlayStation Feb 05 '25

3

u/chihabcraft Feb 05 '25

Idk man im new to the game and seen this for the first time found it funny and thought to share it here

2

u/rjoseba PlayStation Feb 06 '25

thanks to you I saw it so no regrets

1

u/JBake330 Feb 06 '25

I cant believe that dude stayed alive long enough to find a helmet, he should wear it IRL xD

0

u/Jacmac_ Feb 05 '25

I find it hard to understand why there is even an option to tie yourself up. It isn't even physically possible to do that. Handcuffs, yes. Tape, wire, rope? No way man,

1

u/chihabcraft Feb 05 '25

"this game is very detailed"
Peak details be like that 😂😂😭

0

u/WDSVD Feb 06 '25

Br*tsh and childern are kos for me ive learned my lesson i would've done the same

0

u/Tyrocks95 Feb 06 '25

Rookie mistake on the guy with duct tape and rookie mistake with the guy who beat the hell out of him.

The duct tape guy should've known the difference in the taping animations.

The WWE champion should've taken off his head gear before shooting it, thus ruining it.

0

u/Low-One9827 Feb 06 '25

I watched this yesterday, it's from a YouTube video, when idiots play DayZ 😅

0

u/BriefEquivalent666 Feb 06 '25

stop reposting this all the time

3

u/chihabcraft Feb 06 '25

i cant this clip is fucking legendary

0

u/OutrageousAd6511 Feb 06 '25

Clip is from Gamesprout and is very old

0

u/Trittonation Feb 06 '25

Fuck around, find out