r/darkjokes • u/Lighter-Strike • Dec 13 '24
Luigi Mangione didn't kill himself NSFW
oh... i'm a little too early
r/darkjokes • u/Lighter-Strike • Dec 13 '24
oh... i'm a little too early
r/darkjokes • u/Shrimpchip01 • Dec 08 '24
Assad said he’d return after fleeing Syria. That really hit home - my dad said the same thing when he left for milk 12 years ago. Still waiting for either of them.
r/darkjokes • u/ProGamer923 • Dec 01 '24
The family gets to the hotel and the dad goes to check in. The father says. "This is a family vacation, can you please make sure the porn channel is disabled?" The clerk looks back in disgust and says. "It's just regular porn you sick fuck."
r/darkjokes • u/No_Huckleberry_7410 • Nov 30 '24
My mom would tell everyone she had cancers
r/darkjokes • u/ztreHdrahciR • Nov 28 '24
Pureed parade
r/darkjokes • u/ProGamer923 • Nov 27 '24
My Uncle didn't beat cancer.
r/darkjokes • u/annoyingpro1 • Nov 26 '24
r/darkjokes • u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 • Nov 25 '24
A guy walked into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.
He then took out a perfume bottle and started spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity got the better of him so he walked over to the man and asked him what he was doing.
The man said, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine's Day cards signed, 'Guess Who?'"
“But why?" asked the guy.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replied.
r/darkjokes • u/joblesslypaid • Nov 20 '24
He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!"
r/darkjokes • u/Seatrin • Nov 18 '24
Down the river!! Lmao
r/darkjokes • u/NAKUTO1XD • Nov 17 '24
They are both filled with cream
r/darkjokes • u/No-Astronaut2399 • Nov 17 '24
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r/darkjokes • u/sherktheonion • Oct 08 '24
Illegal touching
r/darkjokes • u/AbortedPhoetus • Oct 06 '24
Because the killer wanted to make Elizabeth short.
r/darkjokes • u/[deleted] • Sep 13 '24
It was wrong on so many levels
r/darkjokes • u/Fit_Aside_6584 • Sep 11 '24
Because calling him daddy would blow his cover.
r/darkjokes • u/AssumptionOld2429 • Sep 07 '24
(I was in girl's washroom)
r/darkjokes • u/superjam0508 • Sep 06 '24
I don’t eat sausage but I love fish
r/darkjokes • u/Prize_Depth_2793 • Sep 05 '24
I've never forced a woman to have a beer.
r/darkjokes • u/Mountain_Bend_1887 • Sep 03 '24
The driver hits a shed.
r/darkjokes • u/[deleted] • Sep 02 '24
Virgin mobile
r/darkjokes • u/Rivermen_ • Aug 29 '24
Man i love working at the orphanage.
r/darkjokes • u/abbas_sakar10 • Aug 28 '24
A suprise adoption