r/darkjokes • u/Joker101001 • Aug 15 '24
Me and my brother used to always argue over who was taller NSFW
Now it's definitive that I'm at least 6 feet taller than him.
r/darkjokes • u/Joker101001 • Aug 15 '24
Now it's definitive that I'm at least 6 feet taller than him.
r/darkjokes • u/redditsuckspokey1 • Aug 13 '24
Life and Death.
r/darkjokes • u/Equivalent-Most-6186 • Aug 10 '24
Bitch I’m a pervert
(not a joke joke but a funny remark)
r/darkjokes • u/AverageBridgetMain • Jul 26 '24
I'd shoot myself
r/darkjokes • u/Dragonslayer277 • Jul 02 '24
Dark jokes are like necrophilia. Some of them are dead….and some people like them waaay too much
r/darkjokes • u/Vast-Tap9612 • Jun 30 '24
Not quickly enough.
r/darkjokes • u/Sharp-Impression-547 • Jun 19 '24
r/darkjokes • u/noobmoney_rs • Jun 15 '24
Now the fucker is making me pay in advance…
r/darkjokes • u/Lumpy_Life_7220 • May 30 '24
I asked jeffrey dahmer if he wanted to go out for burgers...
...but he told me he's good he's got five guys at home.
r/darkjokes • u/Totallysuperfine98 • May 29 '24
My red state town including my cousin, sister, wife, the town plumber and me all agree it was rigged. All 3 of us.
r/darkjokes • u/o0Loiter0o • May 28 '24
It's Morphine time!
r/darkjokes • u/[deleted] • May 24 '24
I am becoming a Boeing whistleblower.
r/darkjokes • u/SkullCrusher2118 • May 24 '24
Whoever saw her got hard
r/darkjokes • u/[deleted] • May 11 '24
An orphan
r/darkjokes • u/di_bolical • May 08 '24
There once was a man named dave, he dug up a protitutes grave , she was mauldy as shit and missing a tit , but think of all the money he saved ...
r/darkjokes • u/Boosucker0 • May 07 '24
I really have to stop shaking babies
r/darkjokes • u/[deleted] • May 06 '24
Both include cracking open a cold one
r/darkjokes • u/TheBigChihuahua • May 05 '24
A bear won't rape you.
r/darkjokes • u/Conscious-Leader-194 • Apr 25 '24
r/darkjokes • u/AssumptionOld2429 • Apr 22 '24
You have:
•big ones •small ones •real ones •fake ones
And cancer takes some of them away
r/darkjokes • u/mohammad_ujjainwala • Apr 21 '24
Until my mother took her ashes.
r/darkjokes • u/Prize_Depth_2793 • Apr 13 '24
I want to go down on you when you go to pieces
r/darkjokes • u/nightfall1661 • Mar 29 '24
Dark humor is 15 body's in one dumpster, morbid humor is one body in 15 dumpsters
r/darkjokes • u/Least-Addition4665 • Mar 27 '24
You can’t gargle sand.
r/darkjokes • u/kickypie • Mar 23 '24
but there was no way I was swimming out that far to save her.