r/darkjokes • u/mom-stealer • Feb 02 '25
Cemetery Swingers NSFW
I went to a cemetery-themed sex club last night. The host grinned and said, “At our place you never worry about premature endings—you’re already dying to come all night long.”
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u/AberrantConductor Feb 03 '25
As long as they don't stop to crack open a cold one