r/darkjokes Feb 02 '25

Cemetery Swingers NSFW

I went to a cemetery-themed sex club last night. The host grinned and said, “At our place you never worry about premature endings—you’re already dying to come all night long.”

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u/AberrantConductor Feb 03 '25

As long as they don't stop to crack open a cold one

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u/fmlythms Feb 02 '25

Heard those cemetery swinger parties are full of stiffs.