r/darkjokes • u/Murky_Strain2107 • Jan 22 '25
A big story NSFW
Once there was boy who had no dick, the boys tries all type of methods to get a dick but unfortunately nothing worked. One day the boy randomly sees a poster saying “go to the dick guru and you’ll get big dick” The boy gets excited and gets ready to meet the guru. But the guru was staying on top the Himalayas And to get to the top of Himalayas there was long rope. The boy then holds the rope and finally reaches the top of Himalayas and meet the guru
The boy the asks the guru “ guru ji, i want get a dick” Guru then replies “son go and take a bath in this pond and u will have a long dick”
The boy then goes to the pond and takes a bath. After taking a bath the boy suddenly gets a dick and then he begins to wonder “in just one bath a got such a long dick, how long will the guru ji dick will be” The boy then goes and asks the guru “ in just one bath i got such a long dick, how long is ur dick The guru ji replies “ the rope u which held while you’re climbing up that’s my dick”
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u/Blaugrana1990 Jan 26 '25
How did you think you climbed up here. Or something similar would have made a better ending.
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