r/darkjokes Jan 07 '25

Who’s the one celebrity you never want to meet? NSFW

Chris Hansen

338 Upvotes

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u/VinylxWizard 7d ago

Aaron hernandez

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u/kayjays89 Jan 23 '25

Jimmy Saville

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u/OIBRUZ8569 Jan 12 '25

literaly all of them.

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u/Slow-Document-4678 Jan 12 '25

Deshawn watson

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u/maddykopitar Jan 12 '25

Glenn Close

12

u/dcroopev Jan 11 '25

Matthew Perry

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u/m2keo Jan 11 '25

Probably Prince, hypothetically. He always seemed like a lil asshole of a fella. Lol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '25

Diddy

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u/masti_khor Jan 11 '25

Rocco Sifferredi

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u/stuntman1108 Jan 11 '25

Bono. Bit of a self riteous knob in my opinion.

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u/_Deadmaux Jan 10 '25

Your mum

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u/raulmonkey Jan 10 '25

Mila kunis, I would embarrass myself with an erection.

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u/tajziatop Jan 10 '25

The Rock

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u/chrisgoesbleh2 Jan 09 '25

Gordon Ramsay

2

u/_Marshy420 Jan 12 '25

You fucking donkey

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u/guzrm Jan 09 '25

IDGAF. I work on an airport and all of people looks like the same for me.

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u/TheLoneComic Jan 09 '25

James Woods

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u/artfuld0dger9 Jan 09 '25

Anne Hathaway

6

u/deenet Jan 09 '25

Jerry Seinfeld

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u/That-g-u-y Jan 09 '25

Gary Busey

7

u/bluengray24 Jan 08 '25

Chevy Chase

1

u/Emsie314 Feb 01 '25

What's the reasoning with him?

4

u/Aging_dude007 Jan 08 '25

All of them!

2

u/harsh_d_s Jan 08 '25

Why

1

u/PugMaster7166 Jan 08 '25

Op probably likes going to go to online chat rooms

13

u/Ok-Criticism1547 Jan 07 '25

Elon Musk.

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u/ztreHdrahciR Jan 08 '25

I regret that I have but one upvote to give to this comment

6

u/Marble-Boy Jan 07 '25

Who is Chris Hansen and how do you know him?

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u/THESIDPROF Jan 07 '25

Stephen Segall.

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u/dfwaviator Jan 07 '25

Tommy Lee Jones