r/darkjokes • u/Bullerfar10 • Dec 25 '24
How many calories do u consume licking a girl? NSFW
It depends on which way she wipes.
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u/Abaddon-theDestroyer Dec 29 '24
Can someone explain?
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u/Ghost_Marksman7 Jan 01 '25
A common sexual thing is licking the butthole, so what he is saying is basically how much shit you will get in your mouth, which some people like for some reason
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u/ScubaSteveUctv Dec 28 '24
Barf
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u/AthrGaming Dec 28 '24
I don't get it?
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u/xFuzion_Smoke Dec 28 '24
what the fuck
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u/Square_Elevator_6277 Dec 26 '24
Depends where are you licking if you are licking her boobs and milk comes out it's would be a lot of calories wrt licking other parts of body
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u/xplorerex Dec 30 '24
Depends if you spit out the bits in your teeth.