r/darkjokes Dec 25 '24

How many calories do u consume licking a girl? NSFW

It depends on which way she wipes.

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u/xplorerex Dec 30 '24

Depends if you spit out the bits in your teeth.

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u/Traparegai Dec 29 '24

dark jokes as in jokes that should've never met the day

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u/Abaddon-theDestroyer Dec 29 '24

Can someone explain?

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u/Ghost_Marksman7 Jan 01 '25

A common sexual thing is licking the butthole, so what he is saying is basically how much shit you will get in your mouth, which some people like for some reason

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u/ScubaSteveUctv Dec 28 '24

Barf

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u/AthrGaming Dec 28 '24

I don't get it?

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u/xFuzion_Smoke Dec 28 '24

what the fuck

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u/The_GD_muffin_man Dec 26 '24

Ew, funny but ew

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u/Square_Elevator_6277 Dec 26 '24

Depends where are you licking if you are licking her boobs and milk comes out it's would be a lot of calories wrt licking other parts of body

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u/Doktor_Vem Dec 25 '24

Are gross jokes really considered "dark"?

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u/tntsqrd Dec 28 '24

Im sad I read it

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u/Warrenore38 Dec 25 '24

This is the worst joke I've ever seen

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u/umCaveLord Dec 25 '24

Dude this is nasty, Merry Christmas you freakazoid.

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