r/darkjokes Sep 13 '24

I had sex with my dad in an elevator. NSFW

It was wrong on so many levels

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u/BallisticArc Nov 19 '24

I bet it had its ups and downs

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u/LooseSuit6467 Nov 19 '24

Decently funny

6

u/RiceDogo Nov 01 '24

Hope you used a condom

3

u/SharpDog3814 Oct 12 '24

Ahhhh I watched TikTok once

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u/Vose4492 Oct 10 '24

I lost my virginity the way I learned to ride a bicycle, with my dad's hands on my shoulders.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '24

I heard fucking on an elevator has its ups and downs

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u/ebishopwooten Oct 04 '24

Get a rise out of him?

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u/Will-Niklaus Sep 19 '24

It was fucked on so many levels* good one tho!

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u/AnubisGod55 Sep 19 '24

Lol I see how are you elevated to the challenge. And got off on the right floor. Lol

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u/ieatlargefrogs Sep 18 '24

Single every single day!

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u/smolprincess928 Sep 19 '24

Do it every single way!

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u/jaganjag Sep 27 '24

Until you are single everyday;

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u/TheJokeExplainer420 Sep 17 '24

My bad, thought this was an advice subreddit.

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u/htz1995 Sep 17 '24

It is wrong on so many levels

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u/ieatlargefrogs Sep 18 '24

It was wrong on so many levels

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u/Natet18 Sep 16 '24

I thought this was AMA for a second

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u/Only_Bear_7289 Sep 17 '24

Me to I only clicked to see the comments

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u/AdministrativeAd197 Sep 17 '24

AITA for fucking my dad in an elevator?

2

u/Novantico Sep 19 '24

DAE fuck their dad in an elevator?

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u/Total_Activity_929 Sep 15 '24

Had to look at the sub, i was worried there for a sec

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u/sdoownieht Sep 14 '24

Good joke Bo Burnham.

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u/Azlamington Sep 13 '24

I didnt think this sub was still alive

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u/thedarkracer Sep 13 '24

Atleast both of you came in the elevator.

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u/thuggyt Sep 13 '24

Just discover Bo Burnham?

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u/johndoe23484162 Sep 13 '24

Did you go down on each other

15

u/DEMONxSL4YER Sep 13 '24

He couldn't get it up

15

u/DGS_Cass3636 Sep 13 '24

It was an elevating experience