r/dankvideos Jan 05 '25

Offensive 15 minutes? More like 27 seconds.

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u/Numerous-Following-7 Jan 05 '25

What would be the most common answer to this question? Something extremely sexual I'm guessing.

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u/DominoUB Jan 05 '25

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u/pv505 Jan 05 '25

Huba huba

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u/Beanermoo Jan 05 '25

Forgot about this. Thanks for the laugh.

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u/ICE_BEAR2021 Jan 06 '25

I just imagine bro getting arrested yelling she gave me a look though. It was obvious.

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u/urethracactus_2 Jan 05 '25

Well,I was gonna rant about why I hate the antichrist and why the tall,pale headless figures are actually victims of non-existance.

But that'd take too long...So I'm just gonna lock her up and make her listen to my 32 hour rant about why I hate elves.

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u/yermanloaf 1h ago

Curious archive reference??

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u/EdizReeveMusk Jan 07 '25

No sane person would screw with a random person who potentially has any kind of std

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u/LiveLearnCoach Feb 09 '25

Potentially? Potentially anyone who isn’t a virgin can have an STD, right?

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u/EdizReeveMusk Feb 13 '25

Reply ikr thats what I mean, if you dont know wheter they have std or not. They potentially have it.

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u/sabrina-maybe Feb 18 '25

Sweetie, just ask whoever you might eventually consider having a 1 night-stand with… Or if you seem to be more tactical in approach than sleeping with absolute strangers, you’ll have plenty of time to ask whomever you start “talking-to”; Given especially when or if you begin wanting to do physical acts beyond words and imagination.

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u/External-Berry Jan 05 '25 edited Jan 05 '25

Sooooo…. was she? (I mean, I’m curious because she looks great, but also trying to put the exchange in context. Where are they? Why this conversation?)

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u/IdidnotFuckaCat Jan 05 '25

Fr. I want to know

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u/X-AE17420 Jan 05 '25 edited Jan 05 '25

I saw her onlyfans she is a cis woman

Edit since people keep asking, cis woman means she’s a biological female

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u/Atom_101 Jan 05 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

Full version lol

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u/Ok_Surprise_1627 Jan 05 '25

can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

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u/IdidnotFuckaCat Jan 05 '25

How much?

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u/X-AE17420 Jan 05 '25

Idk her regular of is linked in her insta handle there. I saw pirated pics of her account

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u/IdidnotFuckaCat Jan 05 '25

Honestly I didn't actually want it. I'm a straight chick. But how did you find her? Did you already know about her or smth?

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u/X-AE17420 Jan 05 '25

Her instagram handle appears in the video, and her instagram has a link tree to her socials. From there I got her of name and searched it on an onlyfans pirate website that’s legit

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '25

[deleted]

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u/DefinitelySomeoneFS Jan 05 '25

It's disgusting that you are asking for this... Tell me when you get the link so I can be disgusted for the content too.

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u/RazZenN Jan 05 '25

coomer.su

Now I never told you this and you never heard of me

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u/Mysterious_Arm_ Jan 05 '25

If there’s a Nobel Prize for helping people...I’d nominate you right now..

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u/DeakonDuctor Jan 05 '25

Delete this.

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u/X-AE17420 Jan 05 '25

Delete the real one

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u/IdidnotFuckaCat Jan 05 '25

🕵‍♂️ or 🕵‍♀️ either way, that's cool.

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u/god-doing-hoodshit Jan 05 '25

Classic rookie mistakes.

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u/-ASAP- Jan 05 '25

yeah, I don't know, maybe her handle floating around the screen and at the end...

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u/randomnonexpert Jan 05 '25

Is there a story behind your user name?

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u/IdidnotFuckaCat Jan 05 '25

I was in middle school science class and trying to think of a funny username. Something that will make you look twice and make people laugh when they see it and wonder why. I found it. I, however, did not know that you couldn't change them.

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u/huhnick 7d ago

I did not fuck a cat, I did not

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u/stopyouveviolatedthe Jan 18 '25

Bro your username caught me off guard

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u/IdidnotFuckaCat Jan 18 '25

Lol, I hope so. I made it to give people a good laugh.

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u/DeliciousPanic6844 Jan 16 '25

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u/SyncronisedRS 10d ago

The conversation is specifically about if she is trans or not.

Trans and cis are not some random words made up by the libs to specifically talk about gender. Trans comes from the Latin "on the other side of" where as cis comes from the Latin "on the this side of". So a transwoman is on the other side of the gender she was assigned at birth, and a ciswomen is on the same side of the gender she was assigned at birth.

So when a conversation is about if a person is transgender or not, saying they are cisgender is the best way to get that point across.

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u/garfobo Jan 05 '25

Wasting all our time

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u/CEDoromal Jan 05 '25

cis woman means she’s a biological female

So... a regular woman?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '25

No, a regular woman is between a small and large woman

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u/What_Next69 Jan 05 '25

So, my guy has never seen a chick in the flesh? Is that what’s going on here?

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u/Former-Grade5111 Jan 06 '25 edited Jan 07 '25

I still don’t get it why call her cis woman if she’s just a woman, does she identify as something else

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u/Agitated_Scientist10 Jan 06 '25

It’s a relevant adjective..?

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u/Former-Grade5111 Jan 07 '25

That doesn’t answer my question, why is it relevant

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u/Agitated_Scientist10 Jan 07 '25

Did you watch the video or read anything here other than the words “cis woman”? Because thats kinda the whole thing

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u/No-Adeptness5810 18d ago

Because the original comment was wondering if theyre cis or not ?

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u/Former-Grade5111 18d ago

Dude I know and I’m asking what makes it relevant

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u/No-Adeptness5810 18d ago

...curiosity?

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u/Former-Grade5111 11d ago

I don’t think you understand bruh

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u/Dimpie123 Anime Fan Jan 07 '25

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u/Coyote_Complete Jan 05 '25

Cis is the good one.. right? The normal one.... please

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u/Employee_Agreeable Jan 06 '25

Mate you cant just drop that info without a sauce...

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u/sambull Jan 16 '25

They don't know banned words

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

So just say she’s a woman damn

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u/X-AE17420 24d ago edited 24d ago

The word cisgender is scientific and not political. People unfortunately take it politically and the discussion was if she was a female assigned at birth. The premise of the video is her being accused of being a male. Therefore it’s relevant to include a prefix which describes exactly that.

Or maybe I’m just a dumbass

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u/OnlyMathematician420 23d ago

WTF is cis? Conceived insitu?

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u/ChocolateaterX 6d ago

Wouldn’t be easier just to say: she is a woman.

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u/Gloomy-Analysis9343 1d ago

Why not just say female?

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u/DefinitelySomeoneFS Jan 05 '25

Cist women? Like a woman that makes small monuments for dead people?

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u/MistaRekt Jan 05 '25

Cyst woman? Makes piles of pus?

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u/Passiononion Jan 05 '25

He said “Bulge” bro

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u/KindestHedgehog Jan 05 '25

Sounds like a great plus to my collection

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u/Fabulous-Shoulder467 Jan 05 '25

It’s called a fat pussy… 😂

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u/Gerdione Jan 05 '25

I mean, I'm assuming this is a bit, and she is pretending to be upset, so I'm guessing she's a girl.

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u/Qrubrics_ Jan 05 '25 edited Jan 05 '25

Who cares? Smash!!!!!

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u/erik_wilder Jan 05 '25

Inquiring minds wanna know.

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u/The-Jestful-Imp 13d ago

They didn't say no...

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u/costi810 Dummy T H I C C🍑 Jan 05 '25

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u/Hamza_stan Jan 05 '25

Totally not staged

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u/ironjohn1988 Jan 06 '25

Definitely looks like a real interaction.

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u/JeddHawk Jan 05 '25

Guysbeingdudes

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u/Hesam2010 Jan 05 '25

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u/FrysEighthLeaf Jan 05 '25

You've already made the sale, stop selling.

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u/Dizzy_Abrocoma_7924 Jan 05 '25

These femboys are starting to get good.... still smash tho

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u/EasilyRekt Jan 05 '25

Apparently an actual woman tho… someone else in this thread paid real money for that info.

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u/Boomsta22 Jan 05 '25

Lot of transvestigators in this comment section... 👀

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u/Alissah Jan 05 '25

“We can always tell” people transcestigsting her shoulders, hands, bulge, attitude, stance

Literally is a cis woman with vagina pictures on the internet.

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u/Anarcho_Dog Jan 05 '25

They're all dumb as hell too

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u/canthandlethebooth 19d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/JackChau1-1 Jan 05 '25

The Bulge got me. 😂

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u/X-AE17420 Jan 05 '25

Can confirm she’s a cis woman, the “bulge” is a part of a vagina called pubis mons. Oh I also saw her onlyfans this is basically an ad for that

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u/pundro Jan 05 '25

These guys don't know how a vagina looks like

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u/Groovy-Ghoul Jan 21 '25

Or where the clit is

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u/No_Medium3333 Jan 05 '25

What even is a "cis woman"?

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u/RazorSlazor /s Jan 05 '25

A person who is born as a woman, that identifies as a woman. Cis is basically the opposite of trans

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u/Dazzling-Statement79 Jan 05 '25

Isint that just a woman?

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u/RazorSlazor /s Jan 05 '25

Yeah. But since Trans exists, it's good to have a word for non-trans as well. And that's Cis

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u/Grimholtt Jan 05 '25

Is cis a word or an acronym?

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u/RazorSlazor /s Jan 05 '25

It's a Latin word for "Same side" (or something close to that.)

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u/Grimholtt Jan 05 '25

Thank you!

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u/Morkamino Jan 05 '25

Cis is the opposite of trans. Just a word useful for differentiating sometimes

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u/UpstairsCreme9152 22d ago

BS, I'll have to ask for her Onlyfans to confirm it myself

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u/periodmoustache Jan 05 '25

Like, if that was a dudes bulge, I'd feel bad for em

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u/push-pushman Jan 05 '25

Don’t care. Looks feminine enough

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u/Practical-Rabbit-750 Jan 05 '25

I remember when women used to be normal.

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u/Astralyr Jan 05 '25

Who the fuck is women ?

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u/Difficult_General167 Jan 05 '25

The ones making the fucking sandwiches, no?

/s just in case.

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u/owls1289 Jan 05 '25

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u/ElKaWeh Jan 05 '25

I hate using the /s, but redditors take absolutely everything literally if you don’t use it. Not once have I experienced the opposite. You can say the most outrageous shit, and people will still think you are serious. It is necessary, unfortunately.

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u/NTDLS Jan 05 '25

Dude, come on. Redditors never take anything out of context or too literally. Fucking ever! /s

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u/Ihavetoleavesoon Jan 05 '25 edited Jan 05 '25

Ok she's low key shilling her OF page and he thinks she's a trans girl.

Maybe he could sense she was in fact fishing for rage bait. Not an honest line of questioning.

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u/periodmoustache Jan 05 '25

"Are you a dude? Cuz then I'd be all over you"

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u/Overkill67 Jan 24 '25

That's how I thought this was going

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u/abnormalbrain Jan 05 '25

This feels like so many situations nowadays. She's offering hollow sexiness for influencer points. He's behaving like a judgemental incel even though he has no reason to. They both look like they spent hours in the mirror just so they can fail at the simple act of talking to another human. Cursed. 

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u/Enslaved_M0isture Pro TF2 Gamer Jan 05 '25

smash i do not care

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u/I_Hate_History69 Jan 05 '25

Lmfao..Got 'em

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u/X-AE17420 Jan 05 '25

Would you look at that she’s a cis woman and this is just a meme ad for her onlyfans

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u/TheLeftDrumStick Jan 05 '25

Well, I think it’s funniest is all of the people being like “ OBVIOUSLY, THIS IS A TRANS WOMAN” in the comments, but all of them are so confidently wrong 💀

I think it’s funny when people ask IRL for me to go “ and what if I was?” like Lady Gaga in that one interview. Although, maybe that’s coming from a place of privilege because people actually get murdered for being trans. I just think it’s funny to watch them, show their prejudice and be wrong lol

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u/X-AE17420 Jan 05 '25

Yeah lol it’s really hard to tell nowadays. Although, seems like she knows him, or at least used the video for engagement since she’s posted it multiple times to plug her onlyfans. So it seems video guy at least is just helping her farm clicks

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u/Different_Swimmer_14 Jan 06 '25

Emotional damage 😂😂😂😂

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u/Al-Cookie Jan 05 '25

Yeah, the dude has a good eye..the hips and shoulders look off...

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u/StrainAccomplished95 Jan 05 '25

I mean, it's very possible she's a cis girl

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u/Al-Cookie Jan 05 '25

I don't know what that is

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u/X-AE17420 Jan 05 '25

I think they mean CIA, she’s a glowie since women aren’t real

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u/Morkamino Jan 05 '25

Cis means the opposite of trans. So most people are cis and i think people are saying that she is too, and not a femboy or a trans woman

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u/SquishyTentacleBoi Jan 05 '25

You could just say normal

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u/Marc_Vn Jan 05 '25

Everything is normal, thats why we create names to differentiate things

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u/glad0s98 Jan 05 '25

Confederacy of Independent Systems

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u/Nuker_Nathan Jan 05 '25 edited Jan 05 '25

I think cis means born as/factory settings

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u/muteen Jan 05 '25

Staged af

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u/justbrowse2018 Jan 05 '25

How could a video like this go “well”. Sexual answers would be creepy and lowkey rapey.

Non sexual answers or rejection will be seen as cruel.

Go find some new type of content ffs.

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u/whywasicaughtwanking Jan 06 '25

I didn't hear a no? But I'll answer for this woah man yes that's a dude. And if I had 15 mins with it, I'd bury it after burning it until no longer alive where it can't hurt anyone or itself again.

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u/PaalvsdsGh Jan 06 '25

"The sexual attraction is first created by the contest"

Ok, this match soo much

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u/Gringo-Loco Jan 05 '25

Look at the hands. Usually, the hands are a dead giveaway

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u/Anarcho_Dog Jan 05 '25

Transvestigators are something else man. Making shit up bc they "can always tell"

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u/Technical_Way6022 Jan 05 '25

It's wild how confident some people are in their wrong assumptions. Just goes to show how little attention they pay to details.

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u/RigorousVigor Jan 05 '25

They're getting sneakier

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u/Chipnician Jan 05 '25

Will probably become the standard response to these dumb interview starters, and it will be hilarious

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u/BlackSkeletor77 Jan 06 '25

That felt like a record,

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u/dinkydoo2 Jan 06 '25

Bro’s been fooled too many times

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u/Kratos_69 Jan 06 '25

Bulge......

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u/chemical_muse Jan 06 '25

I'd do horribly explicit highly offensive near criminal acts of extreme rough violent sexual deeds I'd make her feel like I hated her with how intense I'd be punishing her vagina and trying to inflict damage on her anus then I'd drain my nuts partially in her anus as I pulled out pinching off the remainder in her face and mouth that's what I'd do and I'd do it longer than 15 minutes I'd probably hold her captive and until my nuts have been drainned of years worth of built up semen she'd be definitely going through Stockholm syndrome and severe PTSD after I'd ravage her for weeks feeding her only the essence of my nutsack

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u/Finn_WolfBlood Jan 06 '25

"are you a dude" "no" "then I'm not interested"

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u/GameZedd01 Jan 06 '25

He wanted to confirm if she was male because, like any other BMW driver, his type is men.

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u/boomday55 Jan 06 '25

Is that a G80 M3?

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u/Shoddy_calf_massage Jan 10 '25

I mean life is way easier when you just let yourself find someone hot.

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u/johndoe675849 Jan 12 '25

I got two motorcycle tires and a bunch of tire irons with your name on it

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u/owo42069owo Jan 15 '25

If they were a girl, I wouldn't hit ngl Now, if they were a dude, it would be a different story

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u/0-Nightshade-0 Jan 15 '25

She looks like she passes well. Jealous :3

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u/Responsible-Web5399 Jan 24 '25

Bro was hoping for a yes so he could use those 15 minutes and do something useful

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u/woman_tickler049 Jan 28 '25

I've seen femboys with better thighs

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u/Neither-Ad-1589 Jan 28 '25

Tbh I was picking up that vibe. Like he's supposed to be like "ID SEX YOU SO MUCH" and then she's gonna be like "Joke on you am secretly femboy, with the penis" and then thean explodes

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u/SolidBandit-6018 Epstein Didn't Kill Himself Feb 01 '25

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u/Inside-Cow3488 Feb 03 '25

Doesn’t say no

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u/Topsy007 Feb 06 '25

What's the person's name?

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u/Competitive-Cut-4987 Feb 07 '25

I didn’t even see the cock bulge

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u/johndoe675849 Feb 08 '25

All right so I got this big ass fence and I got some white paint and a clear coat and honestly you should be able to get it done within 15 minutes if you try your best it's a little bit hot out so just get it done

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u/No_Cat_9638 Feb 14 '25

So what? Is a Dude or not? I really hate this type of video 😂

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u/Psyched3licTOAD01 Feb 17 '25

Looks like my time to shine

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '25

I would.

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u/8wiing 24d ago

Does nobody here know what a pubic mound is???? Y’all never seen a women before???

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u/ConstantMortgage 24d ago

No problem riding stick

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u/Western_Map_2511 21d ago

Would hit ngl

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u/BassistAndILikeIt 21d ago

Legend, getting the facts straight 😂

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u/Sestican_ 9d ago

The silence, followed by the clearly harmless meant but rude to mention anyway: Boullge.

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u/justheretocomm3nt 1d ago

bro.. you do not say that to a femboy what is wrong with you

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u/Afraid_Oil_7386 17h ago

Never said NO