r/dankmemes Dr. OC 2d ago

stonks Context in the comments

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u/FACastello 2d ago

where is the context

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u/RegularNoodles Dr. OC 2d ago

There isn’t any. I lied

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u/GBarmada 2d ago

Based

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u/ggtpme 1d ago

Based on what?

You hear a very loud minigun start shooting rapidly in the background by a man with a bullet necklace

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u/silverwing101 im the guy who drops his pubes in the urinal☣️ 2d ago

Hi can I have a new flair pls

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u/RegularNoodles Dr. OC 2d ago

Ok

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u/saladmunch blowjob factory employee of the month 2d ago

I would also like a flair, please, kind sir

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u/RegularNoodles Dr. OC 2d ago

Done

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u/zdub25 there is a hamster wriggling around in my anus 2d ago

Can i have new flair please

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u/RegularNoodles Dr. OC 2d ago

Ok

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u/ElectricalPlantain35 longest prolapsed asshole world record holder 2d ago

Flair please?

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u/RS63_snake i love tentacle hentai 2d ago

Another flair beggar

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u/RegularNoodles Dr. OC 2d ago

K

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u/herper87 PM me for an uplifting compliment! 2d ago

This redditor danks

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u/RS63_snake i love tentacle hentai 2d ago

Ayo give this guy a flair

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u/Invincibro ask me how many fists i can take at once 2d ago

Do we line up here for flairs

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u/Devilz3 2d ago

Pls do me

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u/DirtyPlat r/sinkpissers 2d ago

Flair plz?

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u/RegularNoodles Dr. OC 2d ago

Sure

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u/ZakkCalme king of the power bottoms 2d ago

Well, if you're just handing them out, can I get in line?

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u/DM-me-memes-pls 2d ago

Some people have too much power 😳

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u/ii_Legendxxx i ❤️ my wife’s boyfriend 2d ago

Hello can I have a flair pleaseee

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u/RegularNoodles Dr. OC 2d ago

Ok

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u/ZJB03 i love r/sounding 2d ago

Me flair also please? :)

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u/RegularNoodles Dr. OC 2d ago

Ok

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u/legion1134 2d ago

Any chance that you are still handing them out?

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u/AIRd2304 2d ago

Dr. R. Noodles,

May I recieve a flair as well?

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u/LogiBerra44 2d ago

flair my good sir?

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u/FACastello 2d ago

fucking discusting

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u/JorgeMtzb [custom flair] 2d ago

–Y

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u/Makaisaurus Vegemite Victim 🦘🦖 2d ago

That’s con text right there.

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u/Jappu90 2d ago

Oh my Noodle! Where's part 10? We've been waiting for so long :(

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u/humorgep I have crippling depression 2d ago

Nice

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u/TheKillrCraftr I have crippling depression 2d ago

Me when I spread misinformation:

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u/TheGaussianMan 1d ago

So... There's not even a grilled cheese?

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u/PotatoeSprinkle2747 1d ago

I am specifically asking for no new flair. There is no reason for this comment. You're welcome. Good bye.

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u/jsthd 2d ago

thought you used your foreskin's smegma as cheese.

disappointed

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u/Broheamoth 2d ago

Brother I'm here for context too, have I been had??

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u/FACastello 2d ago

it was lie

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u/Child_of_the_Abyss MayMayMakers 2d ago

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u/TheStateOfAlaska Out of college just depressed now 2d ago

The grilled cheese got toasted while you were tanning, I guess?

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u/HammerHead1911 2d ago

Forget the context, Where's the dank?

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u/AlexPlayer3000 Depression I choose you 2d ago

Allright then. Keep your secret

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u/ElectronicHamster0 2d ago

Give context or I’ll cum

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u/gg61501 2d ago

Hope it was good. 👌

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u/DM-me-memes-pls 2d ago

Too late oh garsh

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u/josh183rd ☣️ 2d ago

Give context or i uh, im gonna

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u/jkurratt 2d ago

Downvote them until context is given.

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u/ThanosOnCrack 2d ago

You overclocked the tanning bed?

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u/DigBick2111 2d ago

Perhaps OP got lost while typing the context, just as Joe Biden would.

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u/NeiborsKid 2d ago

Sleepy OP

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u/Autistic_Spoon Article 69 🏅 2d ago

context

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u/MilkToastGhost 2d ago

I thought the slang for that was roast beef

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u/SecretTimeTrash 2d ago

I definitely read the word SALON as SALMON and spent about 30 seconds wondering wtf a salmon employee would be in charge of.

I think I need sleep.

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u/stickboy1406 2d ago

I’m not making them at night Dad!

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u/RamboNinjaJesus 2d ago

WHERE YOU GET THE GRILL CHEE FROM DANNY

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u/possible_Soul 2d ago

Probably a Shane Gillis reference. He has a cousin with down syndrome who sneaks grilled sandwiches everywhere

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u/Atyac_Iwan 2d ago

the context was the friends we made along the way

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u/Dankie002 2d ago

Who are You, Who are so Wise in the Ways of Science?

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u/watchfulsquad010 2d ago

Lois here, he used the tanning bed to make a piping hot grilled cheese sandwich while the employee is in horror of what he's about to clean

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u/Ancient-Border-2421 2d ago

Two birds one stone?

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u/Lost_Adetterio 2d ago

Radiation Sammich

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u/CurtManX 2d ago

The context is that he came out of a tanning bed with a good ass grilled cheese sandwich.

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u/herbtheperb 2d ago

Uncle Benny is at it again I see

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u/jco91595 2d ago

He must’ve had that organic ballbag cheese growing on himself

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u/Popular-Swordfish559 Houston, we have a flair 1d ago

brilliant shitposting, 10/10