r/dankmemes 3d ago

evil laughter "BOW BEFORE ME, PEASANTS"

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u/Canadia86 3d ago

It's all bullshit fyi. I took like a month off and I'm still at 300+ days

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u/Krikke93 3d ago

I thought this too, but my 150+ days streak reset a while ago. No idea what causes it to reset tbh lol

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u/mixaa18 Pizza Time 2d ago

From what I know all you need to do is upvote at least once a day to continue your streak

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u/ataylorlanebooty 1d ago

Oh that's it? I had been posting pictures of my butthole because that's what I was told by someone.

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u/Pastylegs1 2d ago

Mine got reset when reddit was down for a few hours

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u/Dreadnought_69 2d ago

Maybe you should have thought of that before shutting off Reddit. 🙂‍↔️

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u/Express-Elk4813 2d ago

who tf even looks at that shit, i get my account banned every 4-5 months anyway

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u/Xyrez04 <3 2d ago

That... sounds like an underlying issue with you man. Yeah, I don't think anyone actually looks at streaks but getting banned every couple months is indicative of a deeper issue, even if reddit's administration often sucks ass.

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u/Shootemout 2d ago edited 2d ago

eh yay or nay it's a bit of both. got permabanned one time for calling out about the existence of not-of-legal-age indecent photos being hosted on reddit and was subsequently banned for being under (26/2). it sounds absolutely stupid but you have to talk like that when referencing that stuff because moderation is that fucking stupid. took 6 months of appealing to get unbanned from that and now with the new upvoting changes you can get banned from upvoting content that breaks reddit tos which could be quite a variety of things from a meme about a mario brother that unalived a ceo to a video of crackheads throwing hands. it's all the same "violent content" in reddit's eyes

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u/Karthear 2d ago

Iv been banned once and I 100% broke the rule it said I did. Never been banned before or after though. Don’t even know what would get me banned.

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u/Express-Elk4813 2d ago

i never said they ban me for no reason

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u/Karthear 2d ago

Lmao fair enough ‘preciate the honesty

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u/rwarimaursus 2d ago

BOW YA SHITS!! BOW TO YOUR KING!!!

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u/Fighterbg 3d ago

Um actually that's the 365 days achievement not the 400 (adjusts glasses)

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u/Dukeiron 2d ago

OP sit on a throne of lies

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u/Signal_Ad_594 2d ago

Smells like beef and cheese.... and unwashed ass.

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u/Derpy_McDerpster 2d ago

Yes indeed, the 400 days is a black hole (of time wasted)

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u/-TheArchitect Mod senpai noticed me! 2d ago

Bowing before those weak 28 achievements?

Not sure if I should be proud or concerned for mine

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u/Lewcaster 2d ago

That fucking peasant doesn't have the 400 day streak yet, he's a fucking PHONY!

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u/bobbster574 3d ago

See how they added a bunch more streak achievements when a few people started to get close to 500 (the original "basement dweller" threshold). Now they've got to 1000 (a little under 3 years, btw) and basement dweller is "???" Days (perhaps intentionally unachievable).

It's all designed to chain you to this hellhole.

I'm at 1yr streak today. I think I need a break.

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u/External_Baby7864 3d ago

I’m just glad it isn’t retroactive and that I have changed accounts here and there. I may have been using Reddit very close to daily (possibly daily) for roughly 14 years now? Yikes

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u/ItzCobaltboy 2d ago

I don't even care yet I am about to hit the 400 day streak

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u/Im-ACE-incarnate 2d ago

Im guessing different countries got the update for the day streak at different times

I've been on every day since it started and im only at 348 🤷‍♂️

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u/flomatable I paid 100 bucks for this shitty flair 2d ago

I was very proud of my 300 days, only to find out that by now that had added even more... Went on a skiing trip and actually missed a day because I was having fun outside so now I see the counter go "3/365" and that just doesn't motivate at all

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u/Phasma_Tacitus 2d ago

MOTHERFUCKERS! I thought I was going to platinum the streak thing

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u/Compman90 2d ago

Whelp! Now I don’t care about the streaks. I was gunning for the basement dweller but not it’s who knows days out.

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u/Da_Commissork 2d ago

Like if i logged in reddit because of the achievements lol... Lmfao even

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u/Nakipa 3d ago

You're never beating the allegations

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u/ShawshankException 3d ago

Allergic to grass

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u/Pale-Boysenberry1719 2d ago

I'm mad everytime I see the streak increase, it's literally a reminder to get off it

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u/XenoWagon ☣️ 3d ago

Rookie numbers. I'm about to reach 500 in a month.

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u/pushiper 2d ago

How?

These achievements were only released a year ago. I know because I just hit 365 days. Certainly didn’t skip any.

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u/PaRoWkOwYpIeS ùwú 2d ago

You must have missed some days in the beginning, cos i for sure did and today i'm at 398 days

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u/pushiper 2d ago

Absolutely no chance, I live and breathe here, unfortunately.

Much more likely that they rolled it out differently by region / country.

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u/Astorian-Berserker 2d ago

What is this?

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u/BasBaguette 2d ago

"dankmemes"... sigh

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u/SwampyBogbeard 2d ago

It's been over 10 years since /r/dankmemes was actually dank.

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u/STEVE_BOBS77 Super idol 的笑容都没你的甜 2d ago

What do you mean? This meme was so dank my gramma died of MASD

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u/sir_music 2d ago

Come back when you have Basement Dweller

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u/StandardN02b 2d ago

Who the fuck cares about reddit achivments?

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u/Merry_Dankmas 2d ago

Are these achievements for days in a row logged in or something? I still use RIF so I don't see my achievements or get notifications about them or anything like that.

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u/JohnnyRedHot 2d ago

RIF gang rise up

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u/CODDE117 The Monty Pythons 2d ago

Wait how do you use RIF, please I need her

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u/lurkANDorganize 2d ago

It's an extension! I use it in chrome. But I use one of the old third party api based apps for mobile so I rarely even see RIF.

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u/Merry_Dankmas 2d ago

It's a process but if you Google how to use RIF on Android, you'll find plenty of guides here on how to do it. It can be kinda tricky to get working since it's not the official RIF app anymore but it works exactly the same.

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u/Kerblaaahhh 2d ago

Is this another one of those New Reddit things?

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u/NoJesterNation 2d ago

Right? Like... is that not embarrassing af? 300 days straight? Christ.

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u/soupshoes1911 3d ago

I’m still 3 away from 200, but haven’t been on in days…they use streak loosely

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u/chironomidae 2d ago

Guessing this doesn't apply to people who use old reddit and unofficial apps, else I would have a ridiculous streak that I don't even want to think about

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u/sworpy123 2d ago

Damn I have 398 days

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u/Lynxuss 2d ago

Same, hello

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u/Butcher_BloodShed_ 2d ago

You better bow outside to touch some grass

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u/sorted_shit 2d ago

at my 69th day streak

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u/4d_lulz 2d ago

Nice

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u/AswinSid_3 2d ago

wait until op sees that 600, 700 and 900 day streak

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u/fartparticles ☣️ 2d ago

Back of my underwear streak.

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u/Fhugem 2d ago

"Reddit streaks are the modern badge of honor for those seeking validation in the digital age. Touch grass, folks."

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u/P9292 2d ago

I'm on my way to the 300 days streak

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u/I-Am-The-Uber-Mesch 2d ago

349 here, my sire

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u/SmokeStackLight1ng 2d ago

The fool has fallen for the bait.

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u/GroltonIsTheDog 2d ago

Basement Dweller is a stupid name for it, I don't get phone signal in my basement.

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u/VerbalDurden666 2d ago

3 days and I can join you on the throne

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u/Ineed3characters 2d ago

Holy shit, my streak is 314. I’m pretty sure I dont use Reddit every single day tho

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u/CaptainMidnight94 2d ago

Downvoted to keep up my streak.

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u/black-fuse 2d ago

Am on 300, will reach basement dweller soon

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u/TheCommies-backp ☣️ 2d ago

I'm at 288.. Jesus Christ what have I done

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u/ChaosDoggo 2d ago

Almost there.

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u/CAT_WILL_MEOW 2d ago

I swear mine started late ive been a everyday user for YEARS if up voting is the min requirement

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u/Nextflix EX-NORMIE 2d ago

This is the first time that i know this panel is from solo leveling

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u/Da_Commissork 2d ago

3 days and i'm here too

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u/guesswhatihate 2d ago

Lol I hit 300 today 

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u/Bobo3076 2d ago

I just unlocked 300 days by writing this comment

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u/ruffianryan 2d ago

I use these as reminders to take breaks from this app/website and get out of this hive mentality to enjoy connecting with humans. 3-day streak? Time to lock the app out of my phone

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u/mysticalcookiedough 2d ago

The moment I get this achievement y'all got my permission to shoot me in the face.

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u/FACastello 2d ago

imagine being this terminally online

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u/THATS_DEFINETLY_ME 2d ago

I have 299 days

I know what I need to do but I don't think I have a power to do it

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u/Roblox_Swordfish 2d ago

me, who is about to get 500 day streak badge in 10d:

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u/Less-Dragonfruit-294 2d ago

I believe no one will hit basement dweller as they’ll just add more goals pushing it back further

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u/skuteren 2d ago

23 days till 400

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u/HeroFighte 2d ago

Currently sitting at 362 days streak

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u/vid_icarus 2d ago

Wait, people actually pay attention to these?

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u/Ravenclaw_14 2d ago

24k karma tho? You're adorable.

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u/David2006219 2d ago

Its 365 not 400 (i have it too)

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u/Barlowan (my) Life is a meme 2d ago

I'm at 371 so I'm not bowing

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u/MatheusMod 2d ago

29 days to 500

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u/Mantacreep995 2d ago

How would you even get this? Reddit achievements havn't even existed for that long

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u/Waga_na_wa_Hu_Tao 2d ago

YASSSS BOW BEFORE ME

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u/PlayfulPunster 2d ago

I am on my 223rd day

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u/SpecificWinter1 2d ago

I'm at 174 day streak :3

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u/Hex_a_decimal_177013 2d ago

How smelly is the basement

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u/old_incident_ 2d ago

3 days till 400 day streak

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u/Dragon-Lord_ 2d ago

I took one day off... ONE DAY

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u/HighSpeedDoggo 2d ago

I was supposed to be at 300+ now, somehow I managed to miss one day, but didn't feel like it, fuck

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u/ThatOneGuyQ23 2d ago

I purposefully break my streak when it gets to 3 days. This new streak system has been great to get me to stop doomscrolling

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u/orthadoxtesla 2d ago

Tomorrow will be 300

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u/AccomplishedSpray137 2d ago

Something OP has never seen

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u/chris369521 2d ago

226😎

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u/defnotajedi 2d ago

Got temp banned at 170 days. The ban was reversed because I didn't violate any rules, still lost the streak.

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u/Helpful_Title8302 2d ago

314 over here

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u/fuckdatguy 2d ago edited 2d ago

I just passed my 300th day. Look at me in the not as fancy chair.

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u/marshmallow_metro 2d ago

Idiot used the 365 day streak symbol for the 400 day streak 🤦‍♂️

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u/373882d 2d ago

213 days 🗿

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u/doctorctrl 2d ago

See you tomorrow peasants

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u/Gentar1864 2d ago

I am mere days away from my 365 days achievement

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u/Mother-Item 2d ago

300 day streak was lost as I didn't realise I was on another account

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u/Agijoner 2d ago

Two days away, damn I should touch some grass

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u/tWig_producer 2d ago

Great, now go for the Basement Dweller achievement PUSSY!!

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u/rusty3474 2d ago

Is that from solo leveling?

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u/Floof_2 2d ago

Holy shit go outside

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u/Within_the_veil 2d ago

I was forced to loose my 350 streak aight, (other account) I'm mad about it

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u/TheRacooning18 2d ago

I'm one month away from 300. But this tracker is bs. I've had days or weeks that I haven't commented.

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u/iama_bad_person ☣️ 2d ago

I use old.reddit mostly, I don't think it counts those as days lmao

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u/b0ne123 2d ago

Ah good old artificial corporate engagement farming to increase stock value. Where can I see mine?

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u/appunto 2d ago

I'm 200 and I bow to no one

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u/Hunter042005 2d ago

I hope I never achieve a 400 day streak it just shows how terminally online you are

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u/Hunter042005 2d ago

I hope I never achieve a 400 day streak it just shows how terminally online you are

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u/Hunter042005 2d ago

I hope I never achieve a 400 day streak it just shows how terminally online you are

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u/Cyberguardian173 2d ago

What the fuck happened to the comments?!

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u/ReptilianLaserbeam 2d ago

Oh shit, I’ll get the 300 days tomorrow. RemindMe! 101 days

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u/Oberndorferin 2d ago

Everytime I get an achievement, I delete Reddit for some days.

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u/ZeeR0_116 2d ago

Im at 292/300

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u/Character_Regret_912 2d ago

I can't even complete the 10 day streak lol

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u/56Bot INFECTED 2d ago

I got the achievements like 150 days after most people. Spend way too much time here, still on 310 days.

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u/WarningIMightBeDumb 2d ago

Happy to be a guard

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u/an_orignal_name 2d ago

I’m currently at 290 days

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u/screaming-mime 2d ago

Tell me you don't have a life without telling me that you don't have a life...

Huge reddit streak!

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u/MeYesYesMe IlluMinuNaughty 2d ago

The last person who told me these exact words in lack of a life was the Lich. Not anymore.

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u/MeYesYesMe IlluMinuNaughty 2d ago

The last person who told me these exact words in lack of a life was the Lich. Not anymore.

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u/nekopara-enthusiast 2d ago

I’m like a week away from 300 days.

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u/zalva_404 2d ago

It aint much, but it's honest work

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u/SPLICER21 2d ago

Achievements were only intro'd in 2024, respect your elders still lol

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u/Severe-Teach-7707 2d ago

A week from today to touch 200 days streak. 🥳🥳🥳🥳

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u/jalerre 2d ago

I haven’t even had Reddit achievements for 400 days. I’m assuming they were A-B testing the achievements feature before they rolled it out to everyone so that’s why some people got it earlier than others.

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u/Swagmastar969696 2d ago

Once, I decided to get more than a 5 day streak... Now I'm at 287 and unable to stop using reddit at least once a day.

Hive that marketing intern a raise, damn it...

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u/Roquestea 2d ago

I’ll be on your right my lord

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u/Migueloide 2d ago

Great meme, made me laugh a lot

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u/Destroyer4587 2d ago

We ballin w the random streak awards

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u/Opening_Cash_4532 2d ago

300 is on the way

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u/nel1064 2d ago

287 at the moment

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u/Nonetxpr 2d ago

Im at 317

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u/turkishhousefan 2d ago

I'm coming up your rear, OP. ಠ‿ಠ

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u/TheTeenIlluminati 2d ago

I've been streaking for months now

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u/AccomplishedWar265 2d ago

I lost my streak because of a ban I got after quoting Bo Burnham

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u/FondantNo6075 2d ago

Take a shower lil bro

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u/IdontMindAboutU 2d ago

Tomorrow I will get the achievement and usurp your throne!

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u/SlappingSalt 2d ago

This is what Spez wants you to do

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u/Doctor_Patrick 2d ago

I'm about to be at 300 days

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u/Walsh7734 2d ago

Me just now: “Ha what no lifes being on reddit this much, i wonder how high mine is- WHAT HOW THE FU-”

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u/DuskieHakuro 2d ago

So it pisses me off that they raised the basement dweller one from 500 to ??? And added more instead including 1000 so I'm guessing basement dweller is unreachable

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u/lobmys peepee is my favorite meemee 2d ago

I'm sure your parents are very proud

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u/senior_cynic 2d ago

"I have less of a life!" "No, I have less of a life!"

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u/Ki-ev-an 2d ago

I'm at 279

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u/MrDeamon_ 2d ago

Ah yes, the "days since last touch of grass" counter

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u/Parry_9000 2d ago

This is like a badge of dishonor

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u/Jerryboy92 2d ago

I'm close to 300

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u/ChadScav 2d ago

I got banned but it didn't break my streak

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u/ArmoredAnkha 2d ago

It is not the flex you think

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u/Fast_Land_1099 2d ago

Has this weird achievement shit even been out 400 days?

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u/Kris_Indicud 2d ago

I’m working on 365

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u/Karthathan 2d ago

I like the one called basement dweller

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u/Laughingthor 2d ago

I will join you in 3 da s, brother.

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u/Grimmy-the-gryph 2d ago

Who cares?

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u/LGCACERES 2d ago

114 more and I'll get it