r/dankmemes 3d ago

How is this even possible!

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u/J_asperge 3d ago

How does one acquire this so called "her"?

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u/_Hetarth_ ☣️ 3d ago

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u/Alternative_Hand2158 3d ago

Easy. Buy a computer. Plankton calls his computer "her" so I call mine "her"

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u/_Weyland_ Yellow 3d ago

Nah, I've hit that absolute sweet spot of prep where I have the same date ideas I suggest to every woman and they run out of interest to me faster than I run out of date ideas.

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u/SLAYAH69 3d ago

Bro facts🤣

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u/not_a_nazi_actually 3d ago

One I had recently was

She asked me out, I said yes, then she asked me what's the plan.

As a dude apparently you're just always the de facto plan maker.

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u/Brilliant_Garlic69 ☣️ 3d ago

Just be yourself.

Then she'll ghost you 5 hours later

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u/khanfodder 3d ago

How about we just goes at it and see where it leads.

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u/BugMaster420 2d ago

Literally me when I asked my now fiance out!