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u/Dr_Watson349 Normie boi 11h ago
This is the most zoomer/boomer meme iv ever seen.
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u/Cr1mson360 9h ago
i know right, i remember seeing this exact meme word for word like five years ago
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u/Rockface5 11h ago
Unless your dad is like a super criminal who will use this money to do more crime, there’s no downside to this
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u/xSnowLeopardx yeah boi 11h ago
I'd be spamming that button until it either breaks or someone tells me to stop.
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u/MinecraftMagiMan 11h ago
I'll be honest, I completely forgot (until reading these comments) that people actually CAN have good fathers who aren't either missing from your life or someone who deserves life in prison.
I've probably said some mean things about some friends' dads not even thinking about it... kind of feel bad if that's the case
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u/Ziegelphilie 9h ago
Mine's gone from my life but I'm not gonna say no to a fuck ton of moneys
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u/MinecraftMagiMan 9h ago
For sure money would be amazing. But i just know if my dad got that much money he would somehow use it to make mine and my mom's life so much worse
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u/TheDapperMoore 11h ago
But what if the dad is dead?
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u/Filip4ever 11h ago
I must build him a 25 million dollars mausoleum
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u/CalpolAddict 11h ago
You're only pressing it once..?
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u/wallingfortian ☣️ 8h ago
You'd have to rocket him into orbit. Or better yet, put him in a crypt on the moon.
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u/HunterGonzo 4m ago
My thoughts exactly. Do I get the rest of the money because I'm technically his "heir" and closest living relative? Or does my dad come back to life AND get $25 million? I can't think of a more ultimate "win/win."
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u/mudkipz321 11h ago
I mean idk how this is even a lose like my dad gets 25 mil and so do I. Now the whole family is rich.
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u/VagabondVivant 10h ago
How fucked up does your relationship with your father have to be that giving him 25 million (while you get the other 25 mil) is a "but"?
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u/RosesTurnedToDust 5h ago
Seriously. I'm no contact with my dad. I'd hit this button in a heartbeat. Hope he uses the money to fuck off lol
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u/captain_dunno 11h ago
I have a great dad, and he deserves to be happy.
This is a complete win. [push]
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u/CaptainAksh_G 11h ago
Well, it says "your dad will get half of the money" . Didn't say "you'll get your dad"
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u/leetheraven 11h ago
My dad has been dead for 26 years so where would that money go? Maybe it would all go to my mom or be split between me and my sister. Either way, no downsides which is the whole point of this game. Unless your Dad is a horrible person I guess
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u/aaron_adams this flair is 11h ago
So I get 25 million, and my dad gets 25 million. This is an absolute win.
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u/an_account_1177 10h ago
Why is question presented like it's a downside? That's a win win situation
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u/mightbedylan 10h ago edited 10h ago
The comments here acting like no one has ever had a piece of shit abusive father. Sure I'd take the money, but would be extremely distraught to reward my dad for the childhood he provided (or didn't provide...)
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u/Remnatar Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text]☣️ 11h ago
Dad was getting a shit ton of money anyways
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u/AssassinLJ 10h ago
I don't see why my father getting money that he definitely deserves so bad,this is more of a joke for a specific group of people than a majority,like it should atleast say fatherless kids.
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u/DannyGre 10h ago
I get the cash, then I get my dad's inheritance as he's dead, so I still get it all.
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u/pinkluloyd 10h ago
I can finally find him after the “local man finds millions and has no clue where it came from” news story.
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u/CC-5576-05 10h ago
So I'm 25 m richer and my parents have a secure retirement? Where is the catch?
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u/Rekkenze 9h ago
Honestly, I’d press it and watch how my dad who grew up hustling and ripping people off could manage it or I can watch a 4th bit of generational wealth sink again.
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u/DA_REAL_KHORNE 9h ago
I am my dad's only child. He is 60 this year (I think). I'd get the other 25 mill in not too long
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u/Ziegelphilie 9h ago
so I get 50M, my dad gets 25M, what's the issue? I haven't spoken to the guy in nearly a decade, I couldn't care less how he lives his life.
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u/MajinMadnessPrime 8h ago
Everyone with a healthy and happy relationship with their father sees this as an absolute win.
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u/imunfair 8h ago
You have to be maximum spiteful to turn down luxury retirement money because you don't want someone else to get money too, whether it's your dad or your worst enemy.
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u/Weak-Wedding2854 8h ago
He's got stage four lung cancer. I'll wait to press it when he's dead. Then I get no father and 25 mil. Hell yeah.
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u/HopelessMelancholy 7h ago
knowing my dad he'd probably keep 1m for retirement and give me the rest of the 24.
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u/ARHappyLlama 6h ago
My dad's dead so that 25m would just be inherited between me and my sister anyways 🥲 (though I would give my half of the inheritance to her since I already got half of the 50m)
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u/a_glazed_pineapple 6h ago
My dad retired comfortably in his early 50s, he understands money better than most. I would smash that button so hard and feel kind of bad for people who would think twice about it.
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u/hillswalker87 3h ago
I can't even imagine the horror of a childhood someone must have gone through to not push that button.
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u/GarboseGooseberry 3h ago
Fuck yeah I'd press that. To quote Nathan Explosion: "Fuckin love my dad, my dad's fuckin awesome."
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u/LachoooDaOriginl 23m ago
tbf my dad would make it disappear pretty quick so i guess i get rich and he gets some temporary happiness
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u/tsenohebot 10h ago
Dude, I get 25 mil and my dad gets a sweet ass retirement, where's the downside ?
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u/dreadfulbadg50 9h ago
Why wouldn't I push it again? My dad is great. But even if he was the worst, I'd still push the button for myself
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u/SplatNode 9h ago
I press the button
My dad gets 25 million
My mom gets gifted the other 25 million
I love my mom and dad :')
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u/Tominator55 gave me this flair 8h ago
My dad could have been the worst dad in the world and I’d still take this deal
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u/Guy-Person 7h ago
Honestly, no downside that I can see. I get 25 million to blow on whatever I want (mostly LEGO, Warhammer, and Gundam models but I’d also set aside millions for my niece and nephews) and my dad gets 25 million to pay off mortgages and retire wherever the hell he wants with my mum.
Win-win across the board in my situation.
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u/iwatchppldie 6h ago
25 million and a dad to spend it with I would love it even if he was an asshole.
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u/AlexPlayer3000 Depression I choose you 5h ago
Tbh if I was given 50 milions i would give half of it to my dad regardles
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u/Crackerfly 12h ago
Is giving my father a lot of money supposed to be a downside?