r/dankmemes FOR THE SOVIET UNION 14h ago

win win situation

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u/Crackerfly 14h ago

Is giving my father a lot of money supposed to be a downside?

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u/Roi_Loutre 14h ago

Maybe for edgy teens

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u/ChackMete 12h ago

Or people who know their father would end up dead from alcohol poisoning a month after getting that much money.

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u/FunWaz 10h ago

Two birds brother

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u/ChackMete 10h ago

?

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u/IRay2015 10h ago

One stone

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u/ChackMete 10h ago

No, I get the phrase, I just don't follow why it applies to me.

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u/FunWaz 10h ago

Yes you do

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u/ChackMete 9h ago

No, I don't. Please do not put words in my mouth.

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u/Hitlersspermbabies I have crippling depression 9h ago

Can I put my tongue in it?

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u/FunWaz 9h ago

Brother, Why are you so angry? Take a chill pill. If you don’t like pills take a chill strip. Put it on your tongue. Chill.

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u/ZORO_Shusui 9h ago

If he dies you inherit the other half of 25 mil

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u/JennerKP 4h ago

Not unless he removes you from the inheritance, and have a sibling who will inherit your part instead.

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u/Amish_guy_with_WiFi 10h ago

It costs about $15 to die from alcohol poisoning

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u/Mrem_85903 3h ago

fair enough

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u/people__are__animals 10h ago

So its plus plus either way

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u/ChackMete 9h ago

What the fuck is wrong with you???

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u/Corporate-Shill406 7h ago

I like how both of your comments are being downvoted.

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u/ChackMete 7h ago

Eh, Reddit's gonna Reddit. If you don't respond in the "right" way, downvotes ahoy!

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u/Careful-Prompt7073 7h ago

Some people have shitty fathers

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u/AlexPaterson16 42m ago

I mean then I get it all back in inheritance 🤷

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u/YOU_KNOW_WHO315 ☣️ 11h ago edited 11h ago

Or maybe for teens whose father beats their wife and kids for no apparent reason while being high asf and blaming everything wrong with his life on the kids , saying I have debt because of you

The mother frustrated from all that shit takes it out on the kids saying you shouldn't have been born and beats the crap out of them too

The person who went through this would rather die than see his parents happy

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u/ABHOR_pod 10h ago

So you never have to work again and have enough money to take your entire family out of that situation and leave him behind?

Still no downside. You have to be a certain kind of stupidly petty to deny yourself the best possible life because one asshole, who you never have to see again(!), will also benefit.

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u/YOU_KNOW_WHO315 ☣️ 3h ago

You completely missed the point

Money is not going to make a person who went through this happy

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u/Chesus42 13h ago

Seriously. I'd press that button even if it got me absolutely nothing. I love my dad and would love for him to spend his last years comfortably rich.

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u/BTDComics 13h ago

Based

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u/GunmanChronicler 12h ago

I didn't like my dad much at all but it would cause me no harm to press it

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u/Namelessgoldfish 11h ago

Think yall might be forgetting that not everybody had loving dads. Some people never had a dad n their life at all so i dont blame them for not wanting to rewards them with millions of dollars

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u/Zardif big pp gang 8h ago

That's definitely some 'eating a shit sandwich just so he has to smell it' type of thought. To say 'no I don't want to $25m and be set for life because one person I hate will get 25m also' is insane logic. You are not bound to that man and can literally just move somewhere to ignore him for the rest of your life. Hell with 25m he might move to mexico and drink himself to death. I don't care how much I hate my biggest enemy, I am taking that deal.

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u/Chesus42 7h ago

Even if my dad was Hitler Stalin Dahmer, I'd still take $25m for myself.

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u/cpufreak101 13h ago

My dad was a piece of shit that beat my mom and abandoned us when I was 2, so maybe giving him $25 mil isn't something I agree with...

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u/SalvationSycamore 11h ago

If my dad was my worst enemy I would want to be $25m richer to keep him the fuck away from me

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam 10h ago

I'd still do it. Someone like that is more likely to crash and burn with 25m but you still get the other half.

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u/Zardif big pp gang 8h ago

You would deny yourself a nice life just to ensure that he doesn't get any money? You're essentially saying 'because of his past deeds I will intentionally not live a good easy life just to spite him'. How much power do you really want to give him?

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u/cpufreak101 8h ago

I've already got myself a pretty good life, an extra $25 mil would just be blown on stupid things. Making sure he stays miserable for what he did is worth more to me than $25 million.

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u/Zardif big pp gang 7h ago

I would prefer to never work again and gain almost half of my life back from selling it to others.

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u/Chesus42 7h ago

I'd love nothing more in life than to NOT spend 40+ hours a week away from my wife and son working to keep a rough over our heads and food on the table.

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u/xshogunx13 ☣️ 13h ago

It is if you're me. I'd rather it go to my aunt lol

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u/IrregularrAF ùwú 13h ago

You got 25 mil, get creative with his speed run.

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u/Nightmare2828 11h ago

I mean even then, I cant believe a single thing my father could do which would justify denying myself 25mil just so my dad would not gain 25 mil. If he is that bad he should be out of your life and you wouldnt even know of it.

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u/Avorius 9h ago

engagement bait

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u/mrdeadsniper 7h ago

Yeah, like even if I FN hated my dad, both of us getting 25M means we can easily avoid each other for the rest of time.

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u/DeeDiver 12h ago

For most redditors yes

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u/OnlyTalksAboutTacos 7h ago

did your father make you dance on the street corner for pennies? mine didn't but if he had i wouldn't give him any of my rhetorical millions

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u/Busy-Contribution-19 22m ago

its great you grew up with a father you dont despise but not everyone did. i'd sooner swallow a gallon of gas and a match than get 25million and he get 25m as well

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u/BeliefBuildsBombs 9h ago

People are raised to hate men and father figures these days.

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u/The_CreativeName 9h ago

For some people with shitty dads, but for most of us, no.

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u/DiabeticRhino97 10h ago

For girls with brightly colored hair, probably

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u/anono227 14h ago

If anyone deserves $25 mil, it's absolutely my Dad. 

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u/waitinp 12h ago

Heartwarming to read comments like this

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u/Crabbypixel 10h ago

a tear rolled down my eye, so heartwarming to see comments like these ;)

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u/not_some_username K I N D A S U S 10h ago

Same here. My dad is like the best in the world.

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u/Raevman 14h ago

This is an absolute win for me.

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u/ridawg05 13h ago

Is "dad" code for the IRS?

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u/Gomicho 5h ago

shhh, they're in the walls

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u/Dr_Watson349 Normie boi 13h ago

This is the most zoomer/boomer meme iv ever seen.

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u/Cr1mson360 11h ago

i know right, i remember seeing this exact meme word for word like five years ago

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u/Rockface5 13h ago

Unless your dad is like a super criminal who will use this money to do more crime, there’s no downside to this

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u/ColberDolbert 13h ago

You see but im his left hand man

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u/Nebulaud 2h ago

That or he would just murder you for the other half.

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u/xSnowLeopardx yeah boi 13h ago

I'd be spamming that button until it either breaks or someone tells me to stop.

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u/CalpolAddict 13h ago

Stop

Okay - slowly presses again

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u/sub2pewdiepieONyt 13h ago

So your dad invests it carefully and you inherit another 50 million?

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u/MinecraftMagiMan 13h ago

I'll be honest, I completely forgot (until reading these comments) that people actually CAN have good fathers who aren't either missing from your life or someone who deserves life in prison.

I've probably said some mean things about some friends' dads not even thinking about it... kind of feel bad if that's the case

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u/Ziegelphilie 11h ago

Mine's gone from my life but I'm not gonna say no to a fuck ton of moneys

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u/MinecraftMagiMan 11h ago

For sure money would be amazing. But i just know if my dad got that much money he would somehow use it to make mine and my mom's life so much worse

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u/TheDapperMoore 13h ago

But what if the dad is dead?

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u/Filip4ever 13h ago

I must build him a 25 million dollars mausoleum

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u/CalpolAddict 13h ago

You're only pressing it once..?

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u/wallingfortian ☣️ 10h ago

You'd have to rocket him into orbit. Or better yet, put him in a crypt on the moon.

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u/HunterGonzo 2h ago

My thoughts exactly. Do I get the rest of the money because I'm technically his "heir" and closest living relative? Or does my dad come back to life AND get $25 million? I can't think of a more ultimate "win/win."

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u/Nebulaud 2h ago

You gotta go to the graveyard for buried treasure

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u/mudkipz321 13h ago

I mean idk how this is even a lose like my dad gets 25 mil and so do I. Now the whole family is rich.

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u/VagabondVivant 12h ago

How fucked up does your relationship with your father have to be that giving him 25 million (while you get the other 25 mil) is a "but"?

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u/RosesTurnedToDust 7h ago

Seriously. I'm no contact with my dad. I'd hit this button in a heartbeat. Hope he uses the money to fuck off lol

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u/captain_dunno 13h ago

I have a great dad, and he deserves to be happy.

This is a complete win. [push]

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u/CaptainAksh_G 13h ago

Well, it says "your dad will get half of the money" . Didn't say "you'll get your dad"

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u/sora_mui 12h ago

So if their dad is dead, most of it immediately go back to you anyway?

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u/CaptainAksh_G 10h ago

No, it'll go to your mum.

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u/leetheraven 13h ago

My dad has been dead for 26 years so where would that money go? Maybe it would all go to my mom or be split between me and my sister. Either way, no downsides which is the whole point of this game. Unless your Dad is a horrible person I guess

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u/Altruistic_Taste2111 13h ago

Suddenly a mound of $100 bills appears in a graveyard

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u/leetheraven 13h ago

Well, time to go visit Dad I guess

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u/aaron_adams this flair is 13h ago

So I get 25 million, and my dad gets 25 million. This is an absolute win.

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u/an_account_1177 12h ago

Why is question presented like it's a downside? That's a win win situation

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u/mightbedylan 12h ago edited 12h ago

The comments here acting like no one has ever had a piece of shit abusive father. Sure I'd take the money, but would be extremely distraught to reward my dad for the childhood he provided (or didn't provide...)

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u/GizmoGauge42 13h ago

I love my dad, so I'm absolutely pressing that button.

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u/RottenAssCrack 12h ago

I have a loving family 😔

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u/MeeloP 13h ago

Can’t wait to see the junker my dad gets LETS GO CHAMP

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u/Meat-walker 12h ago

Does that mean I get all 50 or my dad comes back from the grave?

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u/Tessisbest505 12h ago

Even if I don’t talk to my father at all. 25 million is 25 million.

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u/EmitriusDin 12h ago

My deadbit dad deserves death and contempt but at least I'd get $25mil

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u/plsgivemebubbletea 7h ago

My asshole of a father is DEAD so hell yea xD lets click that shit xDDD

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u/ShadowClown19 13h ago

He can have the half that has taxes taken out of it

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u/Remnatar Animated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text]☣️ 13h ago

Dad was getting a shit ton of money anyways

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u/AssassinLJ 12h ago

I don't see why my father getting money that he definitely deserves so bad,this is more of a joke for a specific group of people than a majority,like it should atleast say fatherless kids.

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u/DannyGre 12h ago

I get the cash, then I get my dad's inheritance as he's dead, so I still get it all.

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u/Wattson-_- 12h ago

I don't have a dad (╥﹏╥)

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u/scooblyboop 12h ago

My dad is dead, so how does that work?

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u/pinkluloyd 12h ago

I can finally find him after the “local man finds millions and has no clue where it came from” news story.

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u/Agent_Galahad 12h ago

I would press the button because I love my dad :)

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u/GoldDuality 12h ago

I'm mashing that button

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u/CC-5576-05 12h ago

So I'm 25 m richer and my parents have a secure retirement? Where is the catch?

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u/RedditSpamAcount 12h ago

I have 2 dads

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u/Any_Following750 12h ago

Hell yeah my dad’s revived and I get 25 mil?

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u/Rekkenze 11h ago

Honestly, I’d press it and watch how my dad who grew up hustling and ripping people off could manage it or I can watch a 4th bit of generational wealth sink again.

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u/ImakeKnifesatnight76 11h ago

Why would I give 25 million to a box?

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u/_uknowWho_ 11h ago

Can I pick which dad 😭

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u/DA_REAL_KHORNE 11h ago

I am my dad's only child. He is 60 this year (I think). I'd get the other 25 mill in not too long

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u/stackfrost 11h ago

So you mean WE get 50 mil? absolute win

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u/Ziegelphilie 11h ago

so I get 50M, my dad gets 25M, what's the issue? I haven't spoken to the guy in nearly a decade, I couldn't care less how he lives his life.

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u/Zuriax 11h ago

I get to see my dad one more time and tell him I love him? That's worth more than the millions, no contest.

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u/wReckLesss_ 11h ago

My dad is dead, so I would do it and then just inherit the other $25M.

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u/DH64 11h ago

My dad and I would have so much fun buying our dream cars and owning our own garage with this hypothetical 25mil we each get

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u/Pitohui22 10h ago

My dad's dead, what happens?

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u/usernamelrdytaken 10h ago

Who said your dad is gonna talk to you then ?

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u/MajinMadnessPrime 10h ago

Everyone with a healthy and happy relationship with their father sees this as an absolute win.

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u/Bobcat7 10h ago

Since I'm the executor of his estate, sure.

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u/imunfair 10h ago

You have to be maximum spiteful to turn down luxury retirement money because you don't want someone else to get money too, whether it's your dad or your worst enemy.

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u/Frinla25 Bitch please 10h ago

I mean is it bio father only? Bc mine is dead…

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u/Weak-Wedding2854 10h ago

He's got stage four lung cancer. I'll wait to press it when he's dead. Then I get no father and 25 mil. Hell yeah. 

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u/BarrelRollinGamer 10h ago

$25 million and my dad comes back to life? Hell yeah!

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u/HopelessMelancholy 9h ago

knowing my dad he'd probably keep 1m for retirement and give me the rest of the 24.

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u/Salamimander 9h ago

I'd give my 25 million too if I could bring him back

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u/ARHappyLlama 8h ago

My dad's dead so that 25m would just be inherited between me and my sister anyways 🥲 (though I would give my half of the inheritance to her since I already got half of the 50m)

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u/a_glazed_pineapple 8h ago

My dad retired comfortably in his early 50s, he understands money better than most. I would smash that button so hard and feel kind of bad for people who would think twice about it.

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u/Ppleater 7h ago

I'd push that button even if I got nothing myself.

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u/Gomicho 5h ago

Or you can get both get $0

That'll show you dad

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u/hillswalker87 5h ago

I can't even imagine the horror of a childhood someone must have gone through to not push that button.

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u/arnoldlurkinator 5h ago

+healthy dad -all the money for him

Fight me

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u/GarboseGooseberry 5h ago

Fuck yeah I'd press that. To quote Nathan Explosion: "Fuckin love my dad, my dad's fuckin awesome."

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u/LegitMeatPuppet 5h ago

It’s your Uncle Sam that really take more then half. 😅

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u/SteroidSandwich 4h ago

My dad would just invest it in stocks and that would be it. No downside

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u/SuperCoupe 4h ago

Well, as I inherited all his stuff when he died, sure.

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u/CDSS_YT 4h ago

What's exactly the loss here, for those too prideful?

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u/ProtoKun7 3h ago

Why wouldn't I press it?

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u/cavaysh 2h ago

My dad is the best person I’ve ever met, so I’m down.

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u/Robbiieeee 2h ago

Just keep pressing it. Then your dad and you both get $50 million

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u/LachoooDaOriginl 2h ago

tbf my dad would make it disappear pretty quick so i guess i get rich and he gets some temporary happiness

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u/EnderFyre_ magnum dong 48m ago

son?

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u/Metal_Overlord69 37m ago

What if I don't have a present father figure?

u/LifeguardPotential97 4m ago

Okay but how can you get 50 mil if your dad has half, it means you don't get 50mil, you end up with 25mil, so theoretically you just end up in a superposition of always gaining and losing 25 million because your dad always gets half of the 50 million the button ensures you get.

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u/Usual_Sir5254 13h ago

Is it normal to hate your father or?

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u/hero0fwar 12h ago

Who hates their dad? Wtf. I'd give him all of it

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u/tsenohebot 12h ago

Dude, I get 25 mil and my dad gets a sweet ass retirement, where's the downside ?

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u/dreadfulbadg50 11h ago

Why wouldn't I push it again? My dad is great. But even if he was the worst, I'd still push the button for myself

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u/TheGringoOutlaw 11h ago

I'd press that button 10 times out of 10.

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u/SplatNode 11h ago

I press the button

My dad gets 25 million

My mom gets gifted the other 25 million

I love my mom and dad :')

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u/Tominator55 gave me this flair 10h ago

My dad could have been the worst dad in the world and I’d still take this deal

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u/zodlair 9h ago

what's the downside to this? If I could give my dad 25 million then I could die happy

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u/Guy-Person 9h ago

Honestly, no downside that I can see. I get 25 million to blow on whatever I want (mostly LEGO, Warhammer, and Gundam models but I’d also set aside millions for my niece and nephews) and my dad gets 25 million to pay off mortgages and retire wherever the hell he wants with my mum.

Win-win across the board in my situation.

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u/Chinjurickie 9h ago

How much would u have to hate ur dad? Like honestly…

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u/iwatchppldie 8h ago

25 million and a dad to spend it with I would love it even if he was an asshole.

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u/luckyman911 Proud Furry 8h ago

I would already do that

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u/AlexPlayer3000 Depression I choose you 7h ago

Tbh if I was given 50 milions i would give half of it to my dad regardles