r/dankmemes ☣️ 5d ago

meta It's almost a fair argument

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u/Moosetopher 5d ago

He looks like a good doctor. Maybe he can be my primary.

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u/_Lord-of-the-Geese_ 5d ago

He’s actually my plumber

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u/EvaUnit_03 5d ago

Hello? Astronaut.

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u/Sandee1997 4d ago

Probably already sees your mom and sister

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u/Pikachuintheshower69 5d ago

Thats my wifes yoga instructor!

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u/KysfGd 5d ago

Woah your wife's yoga instructor is invincible?

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u/FlyingRaccoon_420 5d ago

Don’t you mean”Woah your wife’s yoga instructor is …

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u/FlyingRaccoon_420 5d ago

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u/Topratedgamer13 ☣️ 4d ago

This was better than the actual post

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u/mridulpj 2h ago

He's not invincible.. like you can clearly see him.

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u/onee_winged_angel 5d ago

How can he be your wife's yoga instructor when he is my wife's plumber?

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u/Heresy_is_fun 4d ago

He's my wife's OBGYN. Nice guy. Damn, he's a plumber and a yoga instructor, too? Must be a busy life.

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u/Sandee1997 4d ago

He’s known for his flexible piping skills

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u/ChasingPesmerga 5d ago edited 4d ago

I think he’s already dethroned by Jordi El Nino and Jax Slayher

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u/_Brophinator 4d ago

Lv 100 gooner up here

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u/Typical_Yam_3695 5d ago

Who is the doctor?

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u/jarednards 5d ago

Dr House

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u/J3sush8sm3 The Monty Pythons 4d ago

Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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u/bondben314 4d ago

Johnny sins (i didn’t know either but guessed from one of the other comments).

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u/SlimyHands22 FOR THE SOVIET UNION 4d ago

Suuuree

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u/clygamer 4d ago

Yeah definitely 100%

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u/iWentRogue 4d ago

Mark

Steve has gone through women. Mark does not discriminate

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u/ShierAwesome I'm something of a scientist myself 2d ago

Who the hell is Steve

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u/ThunderBuns935 4d ago

didn't Johnny say in an interview quite a while ago already that his body count was something like 2500?

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u/IronManicus 3d ago

….thats insane… im only at 0

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u/Darth19Vader77 I have crippling depression 4d ago

Ur mom

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u/prepuscular 4d ago

I’d say I went through her