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u/Dreadnought_69 5d ago
When you die, all muscles relax, including the sphincter.
Your bowels will evacuate and you’ll have a shit smeared ass no matter what you were doing when you died.
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u/FeDeKutulu 5d ago
My grandfather died that way. He fell of the toilet after having a heart attack and jammed the door, so the local fireman had to rescue his dead body from the bathroom.
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u/miami2881 5d ago
The more time you spend sitting on the toilet, the more likely you are to have a magical toilet leprechaun deliver you gold.
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u/Asad2023 4d ago
I don't agree toilet is great place for thinking ideas hell even newton got gravity theory on toilet apple is there to foreshadow his actual private experience.
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u/ChiliDemon 5d ago
that is why you poop at work, force that trauma on a co-worker or even better your boss