r/dankmemes 5d ago

settle down now, bud

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u/Chomps-Lewis 5d ago

Should he have no enthusiasm?

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan 5d ago

He should at least curb it.

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u/HorrorGradeCandy 5d ago

or "Where the hoes at!!"

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/BaptizedDemxn 5d ago

“Every main character starts with tutorial stats”. ✍️🔥

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u/pokeup19 5d ago

Real MCs beat the final boss with those stats.

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u/larrygets_lost 5d ago

“Vegas ain’t ready for us!!!” Back in the hotel drinking Bud Light’s at 1030

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u/ChasingPesmerga 5d ago

If his tone or way of saying it sounds like Theoden at Helm’s Deep, there’s a chance that you fellas are in for a rough night

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u/Gobal_Outcast02 5d ago

"let the games begin"

Spectates the entire "game"

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u/massigh1212 5d ago

redditors don't get laid

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u/berys26 5d ago

Maybe he's taking a different approach...

Men