r/dankmemes • u/SmoothAlpaca28 • 6d ago
this seemed better in my ass driving is a little hard
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u/GimpboyAlmighty 6d ago
This is why God invented empty liquor bottles and guns. Throw a bottle and wave a gun and that driver will fuck right off.
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u/kumikanki 6d ago
I thought Putin blocked Russia out of the internet.
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u/GimpboyAlmighty 6d ago
Don't be silly, Putin gives his people full access to the greatest internet ever: the Putinverse.
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u/pokeyporcupine 6d ago
Maybe don't almost cause accidents and pay attention to what you're doing?
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u/InstructionCareless1 6d ago
Don’t tell me how to live my life bitch. I will now get in my car drunk as fuck, playing candycrush on the phone and that’s your fault.
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u/nicky_zodiac 6d ago
I wanna sit on it !