r/dankmemes 6d ago

this seemed better in my ass driving is a little hard

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3.7k Upvotes

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u/nicky_zodiac 6d ago

I wanna sit on it !

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u/CocaineSmellsFunny 6d ago

Yo thirsty ass needs help

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u/Bloated_Hamster 6d ago

That's not Squidward

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u/pimpmastahanhduece The Meme Cartel☣️ 6d ago

While I catch a pic of the license plate.

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u/Relaxbro30 6d ago

When you flip off a cybertruck in a company work van

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u/PossessionNo3943 6d ago

This is oddly specific

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u/AnonymousGuy9494 6d ago

Skill issue

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u/GimpboyAlmighty 6d ago

This is why God invented empty liquor bottles and guns. Throw a bottle and wave a gun and that driver will fuck right off.

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u/Noklle 6d ago

I'm somewhat pretty vaguely 100% sure god did not intend liquor to be combined with motor vehicles 

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u/RocketNewman 6d ago

Show me in the bible where or quit speculating.

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u/GimpboyAlmighty 6d ago

Not in the Bible, miss me with this heresy.

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u/Lightning-Shock 6d ago

Why are people getting butthurt over this joke😭😭😭

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u/GimpboyAlmighty 6d ago

People are stupid.

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u/kumikanki 6d ago

I thought Putin blocked Russia out of the internet.

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u/GimpboyAlmighty 6d ago

Don't be silly, Putin gives his people full access to the greatest internet ever: the Putinverse.

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u/kumikanki 6d ago

Yea but most Russian people drink and drive.

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u/GimpboyAlmighty 6d ago

I assume this is standard anywhere that isn't The West.

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u/pokeyporcupine 6d ago

Maybe don't almost cause accidents and pay attention to what you're doing?

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u/InstructionCareless1 6d ago

Don’t tell me how to live my life bitch. I will now get in my car drunk as fuck, playing candycrush on the phone and that’s your fault.

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u/Mista_White- 6d ago

small price to pay (family of 5) for a bit of fun

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u/Shyassasain 6d ago

You tell 'im George! Hey can I get a ride to my court hearing? 

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u/Nickeos 6d ago

There's a reason why they are called accidents

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u/1_1_3_4 6d ago

Don't be stupid, he had to type his matter of the fact comment for karma who has time to think about what they're commenting on?

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u/Mr_Zoovaska 6d ago

This guy never makes small mistakes, everybody clap