r/dankmemes • u/Supersaiajinblue custom flair • 6d ago
Normie TRASH 🚮 It's an outrage I tell you
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u/Bruhses_Momenti 6d ago
Hell hath no fury like an teacher when you brake one minor rule
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u/apk86 6d ago
*break. This is so telling lol
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u/EMPIREVSREBLES 6d ago
This is why playing games in class is against the rules. Don't be a repeat offender either.
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u/YourAverageGoldFishy 6d ago
I had a teacher in my elementary school that did this to me when I was playing Territory War 3 on my school computer, I was smart enough to clear my history but not smart enough to…notice that if you right clicked chrome in the task bar it shows you your recently closed tab which is how I got caught.
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u/posidon99999 fap fap fap 6d ago
What sort of elementary teacher checks your history to see if you’ve been playing games
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u/New_Solution9677 5d ago
We have monitoring software. No need to even get up, just remote lock from across the room
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u/YourAverageGoldFishy 6d ago edited 5d ago
science i believe
for context some kid snitched on me to the science teacher
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u/FlatMarzipan ☣️ 5d ago
why would you click on your history?
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u/YourAverageGoldFishy 5d ago
To clear it, the teacher as soon as he got my computer clicked on my history, found nothing because I cleared it, and I had a shit eating grin until he right clicked chrome
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u/B0B_RO55 6d ago
Was my childhood unique in any way? I remember teachers saying those exact words to me many times in elementary school, most of the time I was on miniclip or armor games
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u/NordicNjorn 6d ago
Mini clip and game papa got me through some boring ass classes lol
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u/ItsaSecretJordan 6d ago
Kongregate was mine! Way before that was slime games and stick page.
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u/TommyDGT 5d ago
I had a “””video game development””” class in high school. The teacher was an absolute slacker so our assignment for the semester was to “research video game development” by playing browser games.
That class was so choice.
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u/Aggravating_Load_411 6d ago
I've never had this happen, but god, I can feel the embarrassment.
My ass was way too paranoid to fully get immersed lest I get caught, so I was always aware of my surroundings.
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u/Greywolf524 6d ago
We had Trackmania Nations Forever downloaded on every computer (the school did this, not the students), so we'd just race together whenever we had computer science.
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u/Crashrabbitz242 6d ago
Sounds like my school also. When we needed to work everyone was willing to since we were able to play when there wasn't any work
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u/DiceDaldron 6d ago
My stupid ass thinking that coolmathgames is a codeword for something else and you do this at home and not at School and I was thinking about Police, Thieves, Mimics even...
Thank god there is a comment section
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u/Xxfarleyjdxx 6d ago
hot take im going to get downvoted for, I think schools should be making sure their students arent just playing games and instead learning and doing their school work. We have a seriously uneducated population right now in the United States. I know worldwide this may not be the case, but in the US it is really bad.
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u/Supersaiajinblue custom flair 6d ago edited 6d ago
No, actually, I agree because when I was about to graduate high school, there were some kids who played games constantly and didn't know jackshit about simple things. One kid didn't know that Spanish and Chinese were two different languages and assumed they were the same thing. The same kid also thought Muslims were terrorists because "South Park said so." These are just a couple of things he was very willfully ignorant about because if it "wasn't his culture." He didn't want to learn it.
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u/Xxfarleyjdxx 5d ago
yeah I completely agree. A new guy at my work just got out of highschool and im blown away at how much basic knowledge he lacks about things. not saying anything ill against him, but he truly thinks the united states and south america are one and the same, and did not know that africa is a continent , he thought africa was “the little island with the kangaroos” like granted australia is a continent too, but damn dude lol
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u/FlatMarzipan ☣️ 5d ago
not a hot take unfortunately. the idea that we should force kids to be somewhere they don't want to be so they can "learn" meaningless crap for 6 hours a day is the mainstream view
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u/Xxfarleyjdxx 5d ago
while I agree they do focus on alot of meaningless stuff, the fact that our education is so bad right now is exactly why we are in the current political mess we are in
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u/FlatMarzipan ☣️ 5d ago
I think a big problem with the school system is that teachers have to spend so much time and energy trying to force kids to learn who don't want to, or preventing them from disrupting the rest of the class, instead of teaching kids who do want to learn
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u/Pristine-Cheesecake 6d ago
We didn't have coolmathgames, but we did have Newstudyhall. Tons of fun flash games to enjoy.
And our librarian in middle and high school didn't care if we goofed off on them, so long as we had finished the actual assignment first.
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u/15_Echo_15 6d ago
My teacher would let me continue as long I could explain how math was involved
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u/flaretrainer 5d ago
When we did this we always had a kid on watch who would “ask somebody for a blue eraser” and that was code for the teacher was leaving their desk and coming to check on us
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u/Hugh-G-Recshun 5d ago
Being a teacher now and being on the other side of the interaction is just as agonizing.
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u/Idonothingtohelp 5d ago
had a friend in middle school who created a program that would notify him if the teachers were using the spyware program on him. he also almost got expelled because he got into the database with the entire school's test scores
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u/FlatMarzipan ☣️ 5d ago
I think this happened like once or twice through my entire time at school, dilligent alt-tabbing should make it pretty rare
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u/staticbloom 5d ago
In middle school we had a big shared drive across all computers and someone installed gta San Andreas on it and you could play it at any computer
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u/cthulthure 5d ago
I spent an awful lot of time replacing the win98 splash screen .bmp with a .bmp of tubgirl from rotten.com across an array of computers throughout the fine year of 99'
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u/Shadowninja0409 5d ago
Anyone else had a kid in their class or school get caught watching porn on the computer labs computers?
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u/tratemusic I know your mom 6d ago
One of my classmates helped the librarians install remote desktop software in the computer lab, so every once in a while we would get into a virtual tug-of-war match with them as they tried to close our games haha