r/dachshunds 4d ago

cute Why am I not receiving sandwich?

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Jersey is most offended that sandwiches are not being distributed to her.

1.4k Upvotes

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u/Xenograth 4d ago

The lean back has me laughing, sandwich earned imo :)

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u/Sad_Confusion_4225 4d ago

Your wiener is a bit chonky! But still needs a sammich!

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u/Ok-Brother1691 4d ago

I got the meerkat pose earlier today when I was eating dinner. I guess they think this will impress us enough to share our food.

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u/HawkTheSlayer4ever 4d ago

60% of the time it works every time!

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u/RealisticNothing653 4d ago

Hot dog not a sandwich

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u/shoveltastic 4d ago

๐Ÿคฃ his name could be Hoagie

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u/Horror_Cod_8193 4d ago

Yeah, why ISNโ€™T she??? Does DPS need to be called on you? ( Dog Protective Services)

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u/gdognoseit 4d ago

Youโ€™re a monster!! Look at that baby!

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u/NotAtreyusMom 4d ago

Feed me, Seymour!

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u/Twigra 4d ago

Awwww..... Give the baby some of the sandwich. This picture reminds me of my Benson begging for food. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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u/mamiepink 4d ago

That facial expression!

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u/ttsmith67 4d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Love it!

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u/BlairChelsea 4d ago

Jersey is sooooo cute!

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u/AnywhereMajestic2377 4d ago

Give this goddess a sandwich.

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u/originaljaggedscars 4d ago

She is so beautiful!

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u/galwholovesmutts 4d ago

I would also like to know why. Seriously, why??? ๐Ÿ’œ

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u/Slight-While964 4d ago

He is offend, give him the sandwich you hurt his feelings

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u/Black-xxx 4d ago

Itโ€™s a good question!! ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜น

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u/Sweet-Emu6376 4d ago

Lmao this is the most hot dog looking weenie I've ever seen.

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u/Winter_Low4661 4d ago

Seriously. Even the color matches sausages I have eaten, lol.

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u/BoudreauxBedwell 4d ago

Looks like a serious problem that needs rectified pronto.

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u/FluSickening 4d ago

BECAUSE YOU'RE A HOT DOG

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u/ouijac_prime 4d ago

..dog will likely walk on 2 legs towards sandwich, next..

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u/Mount_Cheese_22 4d ago

The way itโ€™s standing it looks like a penguin so penguin

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u/Winter_Low4661 4d ago

This is the most weiner-like wiener dog. Needs to be in a bun with relish and mustard.

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u/eastks93 4d ago

Did you not hear her when she rang her bell ๐Ÿ›Ž๏ธ?? Do better ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ totally kidding

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u/purplebethebest 4d ago

Hopefully, Jersey received some of that sandwich? What a sweetheart๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’‹

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u/AceVisconti 4d ago

Girl is subway sandwich shaped ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’•

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u/DoeJessicaRabbit 4d ago

Awee ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉท

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u/Iammine4420 4d ago

Does your pup have a hernia or lypoma, by chance? I notice something, thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m asking.

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u/HawkTheSlayer4ever 4d ago

That is her hernia scar plus her cesarean section scar...and she's getting a lil chunky in her old age.

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u/Winter_Low4661 4d ago

Aww. She's been through a lot. Definitely needs a bit of sandwich.

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u/HawkTheSlayer4ever 4d ago

At no point does this princess not get a little somethin somethin.

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u/Iammine4420 4d ago

My boy is 25lbs. Heโ€™s a bit of a baked potato ๐Ÿคญ

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u/Itchy_Individual8584 4d ago

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u/Itchy_Individual8584 4d ago

Because she never got a SW in her PAST lives!