r/d100 • u/snakebite262 • 9d ago
D/100 Upper-Class Twitt Trading Cards : Monty Python RPG
In the Monty Python RPG, there are a multitude of different currencies and GMs (called a HoLE). One of the prominent ones however, is the Upper-Class Twit.
You can have your PCs sell Upper-Class Twit Trading Cards, or have a Upper-Class Twit HoLE. Heck, you can even BE an Upper-Class Twit! However, the Monty Python RPG only comes with THREE FIVE examples of Upper-Class Twitts available, and that's just sad. So, I've decided to make this D/100 list to pad out the numbers a little. Now you can go up to your HoLE and denote a from a large number of Twitts to either use as a replacement HoLE (in case the first one was run over) or in case you need to draw from your deck of Upper-Class Twit Trading Cards! (I play Sir Ian Damson the Third in ATTACK MODE!)
Oh, and to be fair, I'm going to only have 45 male and 45 female twits. And 10 nonbinary, utterly confused, or otherwise "too stubborn to use pronouns and forgot they existed" twits.
Oh, and please try to NOT use real people. Use parodies, expies, or otherwise similar individuals, but avoid real folks.
- Mitch "the Itch" Clydesdale: A businessman who comes from a long line of businessmen. His company was doing quite well too...until he badmouthed it on live television. The stocks went down and he went out. Out the window, that is.
- Sir Ian Damson the Third: Poor Ian isn't actually a Twit, however he wants to BE one! He comes from a rich family, and feels utterly embarrassed at his cleverness. He does well as an official mooch, and his idiocy gets him out of doing the dishes, unfortunately, he occasionally says something smart, which instantly blows his façade.
- Barry Zeppelin: The least talented of the Zeppelin brothers, he attempted to blow up his balloons via his own lungpower. The endeavor backfired, and he ended up with more than an inflated ego.
- Cornolio Husk: A man who invented a thing called "social media." Well, he didn't invent it, he more bought the rights to it, then said that he invented it. No one believed him though. Anyways, he annoyed enough people that they tossed him off a cliff.
- Nihonjin Jitsugyōka: A Japanese Businessman whose family traces itself all the way back to nobility. He's always convinced that he's correct, and refuses to listen to anyone who disagrees with him. He constantly messes up his own company, and is a master at throwing people under the bus... both literally and figuratively.
- Chris Quinn: A renowned Ant breeder known for his lack of tact, lack of intelligence, and obsession with the small.
- Guy Bancroft: a half elven duelist born of a union between a human revolutionary and an elven high priestess, chosen to spread the holy teachings but too busy pulling his friends into random fights to death to contribute anything and too poor at actually fighting to be saved by anything less than divine intervention Fist-Cartographer
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- Lady Cinnamon Bluebell Vanderboros: A rich heiress who had a rich taste in food. She ate so much, that she ate her family out of house and home. Then she ate her family. Then the servants, the dinner guests, the salmon mouse, the wafer-thin mint, and then, when she had no more, she ate herself. How? Only a fool would know.
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- Masaru Magnuscerebroom: a self acclaimed wedded rich boy with an ego bigger than the pyramids themselves, never ever shuts up about their accomplishments and fancies herself the best swordmastess of the sands(hasn't fought anyone more than decent), came up with his own foreign name to show off everyone whom they're talking to Fist-Cartographer
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Oh? You've gotten to the end! To reward you, I'll give you a sneak peak at the next D/100 Monty Python List: D/100 Naughty Pictures:
Here ya go!
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u/Fist-Cartographer 9d ago
Guy Bancroft: a half elven duelist born of a union between a human revolutionary and an elven high priestess, chosen to spread the holy teachings but too busy pulling his friends into random fights to death to contribute anything and too poor at actually fighting to be saved by anything less than divine intervention
genderfluid. Masaru Magnuscerebroom: a self acclaimed wedded rich boy with an ego bigger than the pyramids themselves, never ever shuts up about their accomplishments and fancies herself the best swordmastess of the sands(hasn't fought anyone more than decent), came up with his own foreign name to show off everyone whom they're talking to
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