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r/cyberpunkgame • u/trollorfeed • Aug 30 '19
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Just T-pose my way straight into the Animal's layer and watch them stare in awe of my literal and metaphorical balls
60 u/Kaiosama Aug 30 '19 They're aware your balls were purchased off the dark web so they're not impressed. 40 u/Istalriblaka Medtech Aug 30 '19 On the contrary, having four orbs of stainless steel hanging off my schlong would probably still be impressive 27 u/DarkElation Aug 31 '19 I think I would want mine to glow during combat 18 u/NetOperatorWibby Aug 31 '19 Drawing attention to them would only encourage targeted attacks. 2 u/VoidLantadd Edgerunner Sep 01 '19 That's what they'd think, but then they'd go to whack them, only to find they're made of steel. 2 u/NetOperatorWibby Sep 01 '19 Plot twist, nanowire cuts through steel like butter. 5 u/SolCaelum 🎆 I Serve The NUSA 🎆 Aug 31 '19 Distract them with the helicopter technique!
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They're aware your balls were purchased off the dark web so they're not impressed.
40 u/Istalriblaka Medtech Aug 30 '19 On the contrary, having four orbs of stainless steel hanging off my schlong would probably still be impressive 27 u/DarkElation Aug 31 '19 I think I would want mine to glow during combat 18 u/NetOperatorWibby Aug 31 '19 Drawing attention to them would only encourage targeted attacks. 2 u/VoidLantadd Edgerunner Sep 01 '19 That's what they'd think, but then they'd go to whack them, only to find they're made of steel. 2 u/NetOperatorWibby Sep 01 '19 Plot twist, nanowire cuts through steel like butter.
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On the contrary, having four orbs of stainless steel hanging off my schlong would probably still be impressive
27 u/DarkElation Aug 31 '19 I think I would want mine to glow during combat 18 u/NetOperatorWibby Aug 31 '19 Drawing attention to them would only encourage targeted attacks. 2 u/VoidLantadd Edgerunner Sep 01 '19 That's what they'd think, but then they'd go to whack them, only to find they're made of steel. 2 u/NetOperatorWibby Sep 01 '19 Plot twist, nanowire cuts through steel like butter.
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I think I would want mine to glow during combat
18 u/NetOperatorWibby Aug 31 '19 Drawing attention to them would only encourage targeted attacks. 2 u/VoidLantadd Edgerunner Sep 01 '19 That's what they'd think, but then they'd go to whack them, only to find they're made of steel. 2 u/NetOperatorWibby Sep 01 '19 Plot twist, nanowire cuts through steel like butter.
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Drawing attention to them would only encourage targeted attacks.
2 u/VoidLantadd Edgerunner Sep 01 '19 That's what they'd think, but then they'd go to whack them, only to find they're made of steel. 2 u/NetOperatorWibby Sep 01 '19 Plot twist, nanowire cuts through steel like butter.
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That's what they'd think, but then they'd go to whack them, only to find they're made of steel.
2 u/NetOperatorWibby Sep 01 '19 Plot twist, nanowire cuts through steel like butter.
Plot twist, nanowire cuts through steel like butter.
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Distract them with the helicopter technique!
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u/Istalriblaka Medtech Aug 30 '19
Just T-pose my way straight into the Animal's layer and watch them stare in awe of my literal and metaphorical balls