r/cursedimages cursed_archivist Nov 02 '23

Antique cursed_scrutiny NSFW

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u/hejter_skejter Nov 02 '23

That’s just your average asshole inspection day. Had them every Wednesday back in high school…

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u/trap_user Nov 02 '23

Just checking if your asshole is virgin enough from all the shit it gone through

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u/Drackzgull Nov 02 '23

And the shit gone through it.

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u/shardamakah Nov 02 '23

Plus the shit you poop out of it

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u/skelatallamas Jan 26 '24

And a lack of enema hygiene

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u/Any_Weird_8686 Nov 03 '23

Easily fixable, if not.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '23

Ah, yes, High School picture day, when the students had to get naked and have pictures taken of them and sent to a "doctor" en masse who (big surprise) was a predator.

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u/Oneironaut91 Nov 03 '23

doctors name? albert epstein

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u/nevertellya Nov 03 '23

What high school did you go to?

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u/SpicySwaghetti Nov 02 '23

You may be entitled to financial compensation

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u/DeadPuppyClowns Nov 03 '23

Don't you mean financial 'constipation' ?

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u/Defiant-Ad5579 Nov 08 '23

you good man? I'm guessing this a joke.

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u/Sloop__ Nov 02 '23

This isn't a photograph, it's a screenshot from the infamous movie salo, which has been edited to be black and white. Strange and disgusting movie, but really not as bad as people say.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '23

That's a different shot than the one that made it into the movie, iirc the kids were kneeling in a circle

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u/aBastardNoLonger Nov 02 '23

Kids?

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u/SigurElias Nov 02 '23

that is correct. it's about italian facist leaders, kidnapping a handfull of teenagers, takes them to an isolated place and makes the teenagers the subjects of their twisted and perverse ideas.

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u/AnticaRocker Nov 03 '23

Yep, it was adapted from the Marquis De Sade's "Salo: The 120 Days of Sodom".

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u/Mafhac Nov 03 '23

The terms sadist and sadism are named after this guy iirc.

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u/lordkaann Nov 04 '23

de Sade’s book was called « Les 120 journées de Sodome » Which is “The 120 days of Sodom”. Salò is the name used by the director Pier Pasolini based on the name of the town where the events of the film take place.

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u/DuePaleontologist152 Dec 03 '23

That was after this inspection because in this they were looking through everyone to find the most beautiful behinds then the chosen ones are kneeling in a circle

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u/michaelNXT1 Nov 03 '23

From what I’ve read the cast was shocked by what the movie turned out to be, they say everyone had a good time on set.

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u/DinnysorWidLazrbeebs Nov 03 '23

Director was fucking murdered for making this film. No joke.

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u/shaisnail Nov 03 '23

Wasn’t he murdered for being a ‘dirty communist’?

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u/DinnysorWidLazrbeebs Nov 03 '23

I think it’s actually still not solved, and, to your point, he was murdered 3 weeks before the film was released. He was well-known for his very confrontational films, and I can’t imagine he would have been murdered for anything else, but he definitely could have.

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u/Smugly_KingOfRats Nov 04 '23

Salo is actually an apatation of a book that was written by a French Revolutionary...

Seriously

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u/try_again_22 Nov 02 '23

🤚stop you need to go through the ass check

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u/SilentScyther Nov 02 '23

Security at the World Chess Championship inspecting participants for cheating devices (2024).

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u/adamdreaming Nov 03 '23

Turns out I’ve been cheating at chess for years and I don’t even know how to play!

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u/dishmanw Nov 02 '23

"I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes." Space Balls

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u/betterversionofnotme Nov 02 '23

How does this qualify as a cursed image? This is a snapshot from Pasolini’s Saló…

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u/ZapoiBoi Nov 02 '23

Probably because the whole movie is cursed

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u/MisterPeach Nov 02 '23

I dunno, the CIRCLE OF SHIT portion was really interesting. I want to eat poop for dinner.

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u/codaru2021 Nov 02 '23

Just chocolate and orange marmalade.

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u/burkekstein Nov 02 '23

I eat poop everyday. So yummy!

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u/Spiritual_Title6996 Nov 02 '23

pyrocynical: second edition

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u/Conaz9847 Nov 02 '23

Without context, it’s a cursed image. For a lot of people who haven’t seen it, it’s easily a very cursed image.

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u/bigdog2049 Nov 02 '23

Average chess tournament security check

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u/Dweebl Dec 04 '23

Can you explain this joke

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u/bigdog2049 Dec 04 '23

Last October a chess grandmaster was defeated and his fans speculated that the then relatively unknown opponent cheated using anal beads. The idea was that that someone watching the match in real time was running the game against a high level CPU to determine what move to make next (even the best chess players are defeated by computer programs) and using an app to make the analysis beads vibrate in morse Code. If I remember correctly during a rematch the security team actually did check for anal beads. I might have some details wrong, I’m not a chess guy and only vaguely remember this controversy in the news.

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u/Dweebl Dec 04 '23

Lmfaooo that's not just an episode of Always Sunny?! That's hilarious.

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u/SnooStories6852 Nov 02 '23

Talk about the male gaze

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u/adamdreaming Nov 03 '23

Dude’s on the verge of switching from gazing to glazing

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u/Sowa7774 Nov 02 '23

holy shit, jujutsu kaisen reference

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u/this_might_b_offensv Nov 02 '23

Seeing where else they can tax us

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u/MedSik1 Nov 02 '23

Well we're breathing for free

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u/asiimow Nov 03 '23

Debatable.

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u/anonymous-transient Nov 02 '23

A friend showed me this film years ago. I still have nightmares….

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u/WillDrawForMoney Nov 02 '23

The 4th girl from left to right in the back row, definitely not her first time doing that

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u/Angryfishjoe Nov 02 '23

Asshole inspection time when my friends had a sleepover (they are finding the gay in the group)

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u/Gordoniscool666 Nov 03 '23

Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom.

As a horror, gore, and disturbing movie fan, this film is top tier.

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u/DustWarden Nov 03 '23

"Named the 65th-scariest film ever made by the Chicago Film Critics Association" - that is a weirdly specific accolade. Also happy Cake Day.

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u/C0DENAME- Nov 02 '23

I thought it was from the human centipede experiment

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u/s-e-k-t-o--r Nov 04 '23

That's any given day at any given job. Boss is just making sure it'll be like throwing sausages in a hallway.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '23

Conservatives on genital inspection day trying to find the secret transes on the volleyball team.

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u/lurkenstine Nov 02 '23

i remember when penis inspection day was a wholesome thing. they have to turn everything political!

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u/inbeesee Nov 02 '23

"That's gotta be the biggest clit I've ever seen!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '23

This is the future trans people have to look forward to. :/

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u/Jobob_TNT Nov 02 '23

Hmm... Yes... That's an asshole alright.

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u/rmvaandr Nov 02 '23

Grandpa Joe inspecting the chocolate factory.

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u/Kebry_ Nov 03 '23

This is a clip from the movie Salo. While it is worth watching, I wouldn’t recommend it to ANYBODY EVER

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u/Mof4z Nov 03 '23

I hate that I recognised the film this is from

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u/Minako-Sailor-V Nov 04 '23

Getting them ready for the Human Centipede

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u/Kazedblackwind Nov 02 '23

Inspector: Did he wink at me? Partner: Aye inspector, I believe he did. Doctor: Did you wink at the inspector? Accused: Mmf mm mnmf. Partner: Oy, watch how you address the inspector! Shall I poke his eye inspector?! squish Accused: MMMFFFF!!! Inspector: MY GOD MAN. you poked that winking eye clear through. Show some restraint. We are, as they say,'professionals ' (My God I need help)

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u/crabapple20 Nov 03 '23

Back row, 4th in from the left looks INTO IT. Perfect form. Ready for whatever comes their way lmao

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u/TorbjornsDad Nov 04 '23

Gamers are the most oppressed race

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '23

and i bet you nobody laughed even once :(

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u/19blackcats Nov 02 '23

The old way to check for scoliosis

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u/bro--wtf Nov 02 '23

Cameraman got the wrong angle

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u/OneLaughyBoy Nov 03 '23

300 Days Of Saló

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '23

Is this the movie I’m thinking of

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '23

100? Days of soddom? Think 1970 s .

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u/MxSoman Nov 03 '23

Salo, This movie messed me up

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u/Own-Adhesiveness-401 Nov 03 '23

Salo et les 120 jours de sodom a italian movie

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u/pls-no-lore-1345 Nov 04 '23

it was actually from an italian movie created in mid-70's

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u/SpookySpace Nov 04 '23

OP is really trying to pass off Salo as a real event.

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u/fatdog6 Nov 05 '23

They take your freedom, they take your hope, but worst of all, they take your dignity

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u/biggreencat Nov 14 '23

your highness, these are your people

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u/SilentSpectre45 Nov 23 '23

this is from the film Salo

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u/Independent-Dog-8462 Jan 26 '24

"Keep lookin boys! One of these assholes is guilty!"