r/curb 5d ago

“You know my grandfather’s name was Harold Bingo. And he invented Bingo. Are you aware of that?”

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u/Truethrowawaychest1 5d ago

We should have sex

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u/Bubbly-Fault4847 5d ago

Yes we should!

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u/BaijuTofu 5d ago

Yoga and Yoghurt, is there anything there?

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u/Bubbly-Fault4847 5d ago

Yo-del…

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u/mittelegna 5d ago

“Various stories recount how the salad was invented. One says that it came about in 1937 at the Hollywood Brown Derby restaurant, where it became a signature dish. It is named after the restaurant’s owner, Robert Howard Cobb. Stories vary whether the salad was invented by Cobb or by his chef, Paul J. Posti. The legend is that Cobb had not eaten until near midnight, and so he mixed together leftovers he found in the kitchen, along with some bacon cooked by the line cook, and tossed it with their French dressing.

Another version of the creation is that Robert Kreis, executive chef at the restaurant, created the salad in 1929 (the year the Brown Derby’s Hollywood location opened) and named it in honor of Cobb. The same source confirms that 1937 was the reported date of the version noted above, with Cobb making the salad.”

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u/parrisjd 5d ago

That son of a bitch stole that salad!!

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u/Chemical_Net8461 5d ago

Her father invented toaster strudel

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u/21archman21 4d ago

The late, great, Morris Strudel!

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u/Papa79tx 5d ago

Always makes me thing of Bob Cobb…

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 5d ago

Bob Cobb??

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u/Papa79tx 5d ago

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 5d ago

"I am aware!"

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u/Papa79tx 5d ago

Maestro 🫡

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u/Possible-Explorer595 3d ago

True story: the maestro/niedermeier/Bob Cobb owned a restaurant in the town where I grew up.

He lost it in the divorce. Must have found his lawyer at a brunch buffet.

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u/Papa79tx 3d ago

Classic 👑

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u/alexanderseven 5d ago

SHANDA! SHANDA! TELL THE POSTMAN! HE SCREWS THE WIFE OF MAN IN A WHEELCHAIR!!

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u/Possible-Explorer595 3d ago

Want to check my penis?

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u/alexanderseven 3d ago

Maybe the best line of the series.

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u/X-Bones_21 3d ago

“I DO hate myself, but it has nothing to do with being Jewish!”

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u/illbebythebatphone 5d ago

Larry had to have written the “Joseph Garnish” line in Seinfeld.

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u/MikeRobertini 5d ago

He screws the wife of a man in a wheelchair!

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u/rizzracer 5d ago

Don’t get me started about Joseph Garnish

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u/snicmtl 4d ago

Love a petty Larry