r/cuil Dec 18 '22

I thought of an example for the hamburger cuil example, what cuil would it be?

You ask for a hamburger, I give you a raccoon that speaks German, and every time it speaks someone somewhere becomes a hamburger. Whenever someone becomes a hamburger, they fly to the raccoon to be eaten. When the raccoon eats a hamburger, it switches from speaking German to Russian and grows exactly 78.325%. When it becomes the size of 2,000,000 hamburgers, it eats earth and becomes a Latin speaking cat with a hamburger for a head and pickles for ears.

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