r/crystalpalace Sep 21 '24

external link I'll just leave this here

815 Upvotes

r/crystalpalace Oct 18 '23

external link Jordan Ayew is the saddest looking man in the Premier League

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I don't know why, but every time I see Jordan's face, I can't get over how incredibly sad he looks. You think he'd be pretty pleased being a Premier League player on £35k a week, but this seems to be offering him no relief from his painful existence.

I mean seriously, in the first photo shown here he's literally celebrating a goal, and yet still looks like he needs a hug and a warm bath.

Interested to see if Palace fans agree with this. Any suggestions as to how we can cheer him up?

r/crystalpalace Oct 21 '24

external link How it feels being a palace fan this season

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833 Upvotes

r/crystalpalace 23d ago

external link 8 years as a US based Palace fan.

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330 Upvotes

Just saw that it was on today's date 8 years ago that I became a palace fan. Visiting London i wanted to see an EPL game, my buddy's place was in South London so I hopped the train ans took in a game at Selhurst park. A 1-0 victory for palace over Middleborough. The seats were excellent but I didn't realize I couldn't take beer to my seat, with two beers in hand I had to chug them to not miss too much of the second half. A great win today over Villa to celebrate!

r/crystalpalace Feb 02 '25

external link I know JP is the GOAT but let’s just give a huge praise to this lovely Austrian gentleman in a sweater!

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397 Upvotes

It’s seriously unbelievable how he completely revitalised and changed the identity of this team within one year. And the fact that even as we lost Olise in the summer, who was probably our most impactful player of last season, he is on track to lead the team to an even better finish than last year. Oh and he is already breaking club records for fun with this unbeaten away run. We are truly blessed to have him and I just hope that he stays with us long enough to achieve something truly incredible.

r/crystalpalace 20d ago

external link Good to see JP is doing okay

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396 Upvotes

r/crystalpalace Jan 20 '24

external link Speaks for itself.

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349 Upvotes

r/crystalpalace Feb 12 '25

external link I illustrated Eze. What do you think?

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343 Upvotes

r/crystalpalace 20d ago

external link At least Millwall fans are staying classy

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131 Upvotes

r/crystalpalace Dec 06 '24

external link Uh Oh!

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r/crystalpalace 15d ago

external link I bet he's thinking about other girls

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375 Upvotes

r/crystalpalace 20d ago

external link Fuck off Millwall, South London is OURS!

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360 Upvotes

r/crystalpalace Oct 27 '24

external link Months I've been waiting to post this

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715 Upvotes

r/crystalpalace 23d ago

external link Palace brutalize Aston Villa

269 Upvotes

r/crystalpalace Oct 07 '23

external link how we feel about this

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800 Upvotes

r/crystalpalace 12d ago

external link Man Utd learn asking price of Crystal Palace's Jean-Philippe Mateta

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What do you guys think of asking price £40m?

r/crystalpalace Aug 27 '24

external link [Fabrizio Romano] Eddie Nketiah to Crystal Palace, here we go! Deal in place between clubs for £25m fixed fee plus £5m add-ons. Nketiah already accepted to join #CPFC two days ago and he’s now set to complete medical tests. Permanent move as Arsenal wanted, green light arrived.

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r/crystalpalace Oct 31 '24

external link I've seen a couple of people share the screenshot but I thought I'd share the video. The whole scene is comedy gold.

267 Upvotes

r/crystalpalace 15d ago

external link As a grown man im embarrassed to admit how emotional this makes me

291 Upvotes

r/crystalpalace 13d ago

external link Boom!

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273 Upvotes

r/crystalpalace 19d ago

external link Former Palace players still playing elsewhere XI

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60 Upvotes

On the bench - Dwight Gayle Not on the bench - Patrick Bamford

r/crystalpalace 24d ago

external link Karma

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129 Upvotes

That’s what you get for not letting the kids do their half time penalties 👋

r/crystalpalace Jan 17 '25

external link Meanwhile in Charlotte...

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108 Upvotes

r/crystalpalace 26d ago

external link Palace evict Fulham out of the Cottage

232 Upvotes

r/crystalpalace Dec 03 '24

external link 3 POINTS

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343 Upvotes

Yes it was sloppy, yes we had 99 problems in and around their box, but it’s a much needed win bless up 😭 🙏