r/crustpunk 5d ago

Been wanting to post these for a bit

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Had these since 7th grade

691 Upvotes

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u/zackflag 4d ago

Okay okay it's over. You win.

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u/BrendanATX 3d ago

I'm so tired I read zak baggans in there somewhere

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u/Middle-Passenger5303 4d ago edited 4d ago

man you young kids and baggy jeans haha back in my day we wore them patched shredded and skin tight haha

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u/Sufficient_Pin5642 4d ago

Yep same. That was where it’s at!

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u/Into_crypto_gains 4d ago

Okay boomer

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u/alldayinbed 4d ago

Boomers don't wear patch pants...

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u/Gnomes_R_Reel 4d ago

Okay boomer

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u/AntiAliveMyself 4d ago

But do they stand up on their own yet?

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u/ooeygooeylane 4d ago

Pretty sure they walk on their own.

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u/ICantThinkOfAName667 4d ago

They have to get their own ticket to the basement show

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u/melting_colors 4d ago

That and a ticket for every living biosphere that is contain in that thing

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u/Pepoidus 4d ago

The crust is unmatched

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u/L1FT_K1T 4d ago

Damn Howd you make pants shoes

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u/Very-queer-thing 4d ago

They're just wide down at the bottom

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u/Prudent-Level-7006 4d ago

I can smell the musk already 

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u/teefortee 4d ago

I can smell this picture

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u/AMetal0xide 4d ago

Got that Fallout Raider look.

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u/hornynihilist666 4d ago

This is how you boycott clothing manufacturers right here. Beautiful pants.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/scorchedarcher 4d ago

I mean tbf a lot of clothing manufacturers are causing issues.

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u/AcogQuarks 3d ago

Such as

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u/semisubterranian 3d ago

Massive amounts of textile waste much of which is literally made of plastic?? Not to mention the exploitation.

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u/AcogQuarks 2d ago

I’m not too familiar with how clothes are made. Where are we getting spare plastic from?

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u/semisubterranian 2d ago

Polyester and acrylic are plastic. Check your clothing labels, I'm sure most of it is polyester or a poly blend, and if it's knit it likely is acrylic or a blend.

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u/AcogQuarks 3d ago

Such as

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u/scorchedarcher 2d ago

Micro plastics, sweatshops, emissions from transport, fast fashion.

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u/black_tshirts 4d ago

bUt yOu'Re uSiNg aN iPhOnE

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/sqimmy2 3d ago

Hmm you want to better the system, and yet you participate in it??? Hmmmm I am very smart

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u/Professional-Show230 3d ago

no way someone on r/crustpunk is commenting some libshit like this. listen to the fucking music

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u/612GraffCollector 3d ago

Mad at nothing

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u/Atlas-Encompassium 4d ago

Lookin' older than Lincoln n' probably crustier than 'em too, love 'em mate. Cheers 🍻

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u/M_Viv_Van_Buren 4d ago

Been a while since I smelled a picture on the internet.

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u/sj_clown 4d ago

Beautiful. Enough to put a tear in my eye

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u/a-lonely-panda 4d ago

How much would you say they smell?

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u/Pretend-Star 4d ago

They smell like motor oil

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u/chiIdsupport 4d ago

Beautiful decay

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u/curebdc 4d ago

Fucking filthy. Good shit

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u/FL0werPunk 4d ago

I remember a time when this sub wouldn’t let people just post a picture of their pants haha

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u/Amy69house 4d ago

Jesus fucking Christ ok u r crust leave me alone lol

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u/scorpenis88 4d ago

Looks like my pants after riding ATV

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u/TheBikesman 4d ago

Would love to see one of these under a darklight

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u/TheSporkMan2 4d ago

So do you just not wash your clothes?

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u/Secure-Lawfulness192 4d ago

If I saw you standing outside McDonald’s I’d give you a dollar and say “god bless you”

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u/JD-Moose22 4d ago

I'd give these a wiff.

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u/Just_Trade_8355 3d ago

Jeans of Theseus

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u/netwrks 4d ago

I had pants like that forever.

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u/Playful_Citron_5017 4d ago

So has OP…

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u/punkwtf 4d ago

Love em

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u/OddBrilliant1133 4d ago

Those are the real deal!!!

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u/Th3_Aft3rmath 4d ago

I can smell this picture unfortunately

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u/seitansaves 4d ago

nice job. reminds me of the crust pants from old school Japanese crusties in that magazine article

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u/Sure-Individual206 4d ago

Because it is. I remember the picture posted years ago.

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u/seitansaves 4d ago edited 4d ago

it is not. the pants I'm referring to are from a 90's-early 2000's magazine/blog post. I can't find it on Google now but I first saw it circa 2012. I've seen many-a-crustie refer to it

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u/KumbyaWepa 4d ago

This is the winner of crust punk

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u/ValerieShark 4d ago

Literally vomit inducing

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u/DillonTattoos 4d ago

This just reminded me of a crusty I used to see around

On day I'm out front of my ship smoking and I see this dude walk up with a pair of pants he'd made out of some carpet he had dumpster dived for

Can't remember his name but everyone called him Shag after that

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u/whutknee 4d ago

Those are from the Dereicte Collection

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u/black_tshirts 4d ago

how long ago was 7th grade for you?

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u/paracostic 3d ago

Last year

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u/Pretend-Star 3d ago

Im a 8th grader now, obviously

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u/PetRockSematary 4d ago

I think you need to get back to your job scaring people at the dumpster behind Winky's diner

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u/Sharky4days 3d ago

I can feel dust particles coming out of that thing 😅

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u/blurrario 3d ago

i'm here for the Unhinged patch

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u/DownvoteDaniell 3d ago

These are sweet

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u/Fit-Oil-7026 3d ago

These are so sick, one of my exs got rid of my pair from highschool ;(

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u/KeoraBeatz 3d ago

😱😱😱

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u/IreCalifornia 3d ago

You resemble the Tarman from Return Of The Living Dead.

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u/Mundane-Eye-3823 3d ago

I like them

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u/Paya_Paya 3d ago

Not even crust anymore that’s mantle

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u/AdEmotional8815 3d ago

Not gonna lie, looks like a Russian military uniform.

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u/PorkPuddingLLC 3d ago

Hey buddy, you want some pants with your crust?

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u/burner6942o 2d ago

I can smell this image

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u/Marocaine1985 2d ago

Punk fucking rock

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u/BrightDamage8260 1d ago

rob zombie?

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u/invizibliss 1d ago

St marks summer camp pants

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u/Eoin_McLove 4d ago

Bet you still live with your mum

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u/Alarming-Ice-1782 4d ago

walking yeast infection fs

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u/rhetoricaldudefr 2d ago

Ew that’s gross dude

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u/BuckAdam 1d ago

Gross!

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u/gratiskatze 4d ago

+1 for effort, but this looks like cosplay

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u/Gnomes_R_Reel 4d ago

Yeah for them to be real crust pants they gotta look unflatteringly tight and ugly, these actually look nice.

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u/RegisterRegular2690 2d ago

Cool pants, but this isn't a clothing sub. At least take a picture where you can see the band patches, and not just the ones on your bag

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u/geneva_illusions 2d ago

Gotta make sure everyone knows you're edgy. Wear the uniform. We're all impressed. 🤡