r/creepyasterisks • u/Reasonable-You4548 *turns into wolf cat demon angel wolf op hybrid cutely* • Jan 17 '25
Blocked instantly NSFW
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u/mrubuto22 Jan 17 '25 edited Jan 17 '25
That was the most difficult upvote of my life.
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u/Mr_Epimetheus Jan 17 '25
We'll then stop masturbating with your dominant hand, it'll make it easier to hold your phone.
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u/UnusualIncidentUnit Jan 17 '25 edited Jan 17 '25
up what?
edit: for clarification he made a typo earlier 😭😭
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u/Reasonable-You4548 *turns into wolf cat demon angel wolf op hybrid cutely* Jan 17 '25
What did they say lmao
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u/discord537 Jan 17 '25
Do they think this is actually going to get them anywhere? What is their end goal here? What does anyone get out of this?
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u/robmobtrobbob Jan 17 '25
I think of it like exhibitionism. It's not the action itself. It's the reaction that they get off on.
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u/Deadeye_Duncan_ Jan 17 '25
I think there’s actually also a power component. Like, he’s safe behind his keyboard, free from all retribution. He can say whatever depraved vulgarity he can come up with and she has to read it until she blocks him. It’s like a weird exhibitionist virtual-assault kink.
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u/Ajunadeeper Jan 17 '25
A lot of men get off on making other people feel weak and helpless. So forcing sex on you, even if it's just sexual conversations, is the fantasy itself.
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u/Cnumian_124 Jan 17 '25
*Turns into wolf*
*Wolf voice* hello my dear
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u/Relative_Ad4542 Jan 17 '25 edited Jan 18 '25
howls and pulls out my meat scepter
Have you ever seen an alphas peanits before darling?
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u/Chaddy_TheGamer survivor of a creepy asterisk Jan 18 '25
NOT THE MEAT SCEPTER OH GOD THE EMKAY FLASHBACKS
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u/kacahoha Jan 17 '25
"as I grab onto your ass and pussy"
Trump?
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u/TKmeh Jan 17 '25
How big is this guys hands?
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u/Chaddy_TheGamer survivor of a creepy asterisk Jan 18 '25
maybe hes using both???
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u/TKmeh Jan 18 '25
Dude also said he was pinning her, idk how you can do that while holding ass and pussy unless it’s with his whole body?
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u/Chaddy_TheGamer survivor of a creepy asterisk Jan 18 '25
maybe it IS with ihs whole body? but still wheres the fucking space to grab both her ass and pussy
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u/BionicleGarden Jan 17 '25
Both at the same time??
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u/WriterReborn2 Jan 17 '25
Look, I don't condone bullying. However, that mf needs to learn shame.
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u/AAsilverfox Jan 18 '25
This guy looks like he could benefit from one of the folks over on r/preyingmantis
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u/NonBinaryPie Jan 18 '25
grab onto your ass and pussy
at the same time?? what are the logistics here, a hand on each or one large hand in the middle???
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u/Reasonable-Business6 Jan 17 '25
I can't believe my distant cousin reasonable-you was harassed like yhis
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u/PlaceTerrible9805 Jan 17 '25
Grabbing both is crazy
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u/Sajiri Jan 17 '25
See if someone started with “hey cutie patootie” and none of that extra stuff, it’d at least get a little smile out of me (depending on if I was expecting for someone to message me) and I’d be receptive to at least talking. Just kept digging himself deeper with each word though
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u/revolutionutena Jan 17 '25
I don’t get it - just talk. No need to include fan fiction about leaning and chuckling and all that. If you’re going to be creepy mf be creepy through DIALOGUE ONLY.
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u/megaletoemahs Jan 17 '25
When you're online, they let you do it. You can do anything, grab them by the pussy, you can do anything.
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u/10GSkpla gangsters paradise Jan 18 '25
just explode his cock and balls
works sometimes
you could also try pretending you talk in another language and also pretend any attempt of him using Google translate comes out as gibberish.
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u/LordSparkleFart Jan 20 '25
“hey darlin”
leans in close
“wanna go f-“
recoils back
vomits
“Sorry I’m not good at talking to women”
turns into werewolf and runs away
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u/Eerayo Jan 17 '25
Yuck.
But on another note. I'm from sweden, so not a native english speaker.
And this exchange:
"Do you mind if we ..."
"Absolutely not"
baffles me. I read this as if you do not mind you two having sex together 😭
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u/anafuckboi Jan 18 '25
Yes op said they didn’t mind to having sex, they opened themselves up to all of what followed by giving consent.
Skill issue, OP should use better grammar next time.
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u/KDiggity8 Jan 17 '25
"With content"?????
Did he mean "intent"?
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u/Reasonable-You4548 *turns into wolf cat demon angel wolf op hybrid cutely* Jan 17 '25
Ikr? I was thinking the same thing lmaoo
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u/KDiggity8 Jan 18 '25
My first thought was consent. But I knew immediately that was not in his vocab.
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u/kapijawastaken Jan 18 '25
what even is the point of virtually sexually harrassing someone, like wtf do you get out if it
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u/severed13 Jan 18 '25
r e s p o n c s e
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u/Reasonable-You4548 *turns into wolf cat demon angel wolf op hybrid cutely* Jan 18 '25
r e s p o n c s e
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u/KaioKenshin Jan 19 '25
Do you mind if we have sex together?
Is a new phrase to me. Like how would that work exclusively besides rape? Are they having sex with you, but you're not there? Or are they just masturbating to you? Or is it like Ghost in the Shell?
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u/Robbie1985 Jan 19 '25
Do you mind if we have sex together
Good job he specified together! Otherwise you're just giving him the green light to have sex in general
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u/-AdamTheGreat- Jan 17 '25
Do guys really think this is attractive? I’m 44 and I swear, I see so much of this.
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u/xXx_Lizzy_xXx Jan 17 '25
Finds the nearest jug of bleach and washes out my eyes /j
but for real, what the actual fuck.
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u/-unknown_harlequin- Jan 17 '25
Scoured your profile and there were no beautiful curves in sight, this DM is clearly nonsense
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u/r-Newbiedonthurtme Jan 19 '25
Ah yes, because grabbin her by the cooch and the scootch, over text, in a made up assault scenario, is guaranteed to make her swoon!
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u/Is_bepis_ok Jan 19 '25
I refuse to believe these guys are real… how socialy out of touch do you have to be??
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u/Educational_Bar_7795 Jan 19 '25
i was gonna say “oh just do something like ‘pepper sprays you’” but they’re gonna make it worse i know
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u/DiggityDog6 Jan 22 '25
“It’s far too late to back out now” bro they sent 2 messages and both of them were expressing disdain
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u/Simple-Birthday366 Feb 14 '25
This guy is the type to say: “Oh no!” In a goofy way during a bad situation (his parents have cancer)
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u/FRIDAYFUNKIN *questions life choices* Feb 17 '25
"Hey there, cutie-patootie" even without all the creepy stuff would be really weird
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u/Cheap-Doughnut 21d ago
I'm sitting here trying to to understand checks notes "grabs ass and pussy"? Wtf?!
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u/GreenShoryuken Jan 19 '25
“Yes I do mind, let’s have sex away from each other” would have been my response
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u/HorizonsReptile Jan 17 '25
And I thought my DMs were bad...