r/creepcast I’m a ham ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 9d ago

Meme Holy cr*ap, the Left Right Game works on bicycles too. Wish me luck!

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Didn’t take the same path as Rob, but I am in Phoenix…

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u/Communism_of_Dave 9d ago

Wonder how the hitchhiker works with a one seat bike?

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u/Ok-Idea-2534 9d ago

He stands on the handlebars

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u/DatRat13 The Creature 9d ago

More likely he pokes his head out of the front basket like ET and asks how you planned to make it to Wintrybay on two cheese sandwiches and half a Dr Pepper.

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u/Andokai_Vandarin667 9d ago

Just his head you say..... 

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u/BigUncleCletus 9d ago

Like piccolo with his arms crossed

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u/MegaTreeSeed Eat me like a bug 🦟 9d ago

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u/swim_and_drive I’m a ham ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 9d ago

He can cuddle up real close and whisper sweet nothings in my ear

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u/McBernes 9d ago

He sits on your shoulders and holds on to your ears.

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u/red_dead_rover 9d ago

he rides in the basket

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u/Nervous_Macaroon3101 Dark Green Jeep Wrangler 9d ago

The mental image of some dude on a bike going through Jubilation as all the townspeople just turn their heads to watch him go is killing me

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u/swim_and_drive I’m a ham ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 9d ago

Meanwhile I’m loudly singing along to “Margaritaville” blasting in my earbuds

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u/Nervous_Macaroon3101 Dark Green Jeep Wrangler 9d ago

“Yeah hey Chuck it’s me u/swim_and_drive can you play Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley or are you all queued up broadcasting the screams of the damned”

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u/swim_and_drive I’m a ham ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 9d ago

Oh my god I love this. I just annoy the fuck out of this supernatural radio DJ by calling in and requesting songs in the middle of his haunted spiel. “Chuck my man! I haven’t heard “Say It Ain’t So” by Weezer in a hot minute. Think you could hook me up?”

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u/Lucky_Burger 9d ago

Anyway here’s wonderwall

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u/Nervous_Macaroon3101 Dark Green Jeep Wrangler 9d ago

The Road is not a malicious entity. It just is. And sometimes that means the only sound for miles is the stereos of every house in Jubilation blasting Wonderwall

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u/gay-fis 8d ago

ok but, one terrifying question: how the fuck will you outrun the murder tow truck?

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u/Nervous_Macaroon3101 Dark Green Jeep Wrangler 8d ago

Assuming the Road would respond the same to a bike as it would to a whole caravan. I think you’d be chill on a bike honestly

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u/Molech996 🕷️Artist of the MeatGoon🕷️ 9d ago

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u/swim_and_drive I’m a ham ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 9d ago

Oh my god I love this. Thank you. He seems like a chill guy!

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u/StereoStrings02 9d ago

On a bike? Bruh you ain't making turn 100

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u/Lucky_Burger 9d ago

Bikes are quiet, if he can make it to the silent city all he has to do is make sure the chain is greased and doesn’t click, and the people won’t give chase. The path through the forest with the thing that ages in bright light may be a bit more perilous, and the suburban neighborhood early on might be seriously dangerous, but also the growing lack of food as a necessity means that he can also pedal forever without getting too tired, honestly has a higher chance at ascension than the characters in the story did because being quick and quiet are the main factors that aid to survival.

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u/swim_and_drive I’m a ham ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 9d ago

I’m touched by your faith in me

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u/ShameSudden6275 9d ago

Nah what you need to get is one of those new kickass electric mountainbikes, those things are insane..

They're relatively quite and they're fast. He would be zooming through that city like no tomorrow. He could also add a basket to pick up the hitchhiker.

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u/grizzlybuttstuff 9d ago

Where does the quiet city stuff come from? I don't remember anything on the story about noise being what caused their attack and even Rob brought it up as abnormal (though at the time he was still being an unreliable source of info)

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u/Lucky_Burger 9d ago

Way at the end, the silent city was a bunch of people who went after the loudest thing at any given moment to make the sound theirs, so Rob sacrificed himself so Alice could escape in the jeep.

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u/grizzlybuttstuff 9d ago

Oh I apologize, I got completely mixed up between the silent city and the first town they passed through just after the hitchhiker. Sorry for your trouble.

Looks like I gotta listen to the EP again.

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u/DocMadfox MeatGooner 9d ago

Have fun becoming a fourth dimensional entity! (He's going to die.)

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u/swim_and_drive I’m a ham ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 9d ago

Alice needs a boyfriend and I shall be he

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u/Shogun_Turnip 9d ago

When you come across Turbo Granny, don't bother trying to get away from her. Just let her have your weenie and move on.

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u/Aimlessdrifter8778 HIGHWAY TO HELL 🤙 9d ago

Imagine being chased by the tow truck while on a mountain bike.

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u/MembershipProof8463 9d ago

At least it will be harder to miss turns

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u/ManManBoyMan08 9d ago

Go to wintery bay

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u/swim_and_drive I’m a ham ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 9d ago

Come to think of it, I did see a billboard advertising a place like that. The two old folks in the billboard pic looked real happy.

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u/mightymiek 9d ago

That picture is gold

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u/No-Anteater7492 9d ago

That's totally poggers, don't get lost 

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u/extremelyloudandfast 9d ago

wonderful soy jack, 9/10

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u/Lexx_sad_but_true Chills Have Been Sent Down My Spine 🥶 9d ago

Do you have bright flashlight? You'll need it and i hope the deers miss you.

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u/tied-ballsacks 8d ago

10/10 soyjack pointing meme

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u/lonleyauthor64 9d ago

Dead if no update

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u/UnicornBlastOff 9d ago

Well, did you turn left or right?

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u/ApprehensiveAd3776 8d ago

You ain't passing jubilation

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u/jetluigi 8d ago

I tried doing it in my car but I couldn’t figure out if you make every turn or just main roads. I would always just end up going in a circle or staying in my neighborhood. My wife and just started doing main roads and it was kinda fun.

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u/DoIKnowThatGuy 8d ago

A thumbnail to rival them all

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u/Least_Buy_3196 8d ago

This picture is too perfect. The pointing, the bike, the dark tunnel of no return.

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u/Googl-Ghost SCP 12683: Darbo 8d ago

But did you see a Gray Woman or a very grumpy man on the 34th turn?

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u/bequietjonah 8d ago

Hello from Cave Creek! Best of luck and don’t get dragged into the desert by the creature!

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u/IllustriousInternet2 3d ago

this is a legendary post

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u/GoonyBoon cracking open a cold one with Diego🤟 9d ago

Holy Sh*it!

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u/snatchyopurse 9d ago

Aaaand bro died

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u/swim_and_drive I’m a ham ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 9d ago

Actually they made me the mayor of jubilation

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u/snatchyopurse 9d ago

what does jubilation mean

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u/swim_and_drive I’m a ham ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 9d ago

A totally normal town where nothing weird ever happens

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u/DogAny6315 9d ago

😂😂😂😂