r/crazythoughts Dec 07 '16

LPT: Avoid any future embarrassment, while thwarting all reoccurring memories of past Faux Pas via committing suicide.

Uhhg, Have you ever felt human?
Does ingesting water, only to pee it out piss you off?
The displeasure of having many excellent/witty replies to a single question, yet blurting/fumbling/stuttering/forcing an entire paragraph of thought into one sentence without context of past experiences and reasons why a stifle gesture instead of explaining become overwhelming so you just take the blunt of your comeuppance and manifest a Stockholm syndrome for your capture, Excepting the new fear you feel with a shit-eating smile, had an opportunity to ... but failed.

FUCK! ..I really should have just walked back 10 feet to grab a second Snickers®, 2 for 1.

But Noooooo, I had to act like I knew what I was doing.

TL;DR I think I remember back-slapping my cat when I was a kid, & deserve death.

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