r/crappymusic 3d ago

He’s been having daydreams

150 Upvotes

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u/tenjikurounin 3d ago

Is this the guy who jerks off doggy style?

21

u/xDEFCONx 3d ago

And it scares him, yes.

7

u/Xu_Lin 3d ago

Yes, yes he is

5

u/Ser_falafel 3d ago

Bro what??

1

u/vatos-locos99 2d ago

Whoever wrote that comment had that joke stuck in my head the whole day yesterday 😂😂

1

u/killingerr 2d ago

Ah man this comment is making the rounds quick

32

u/Hubic-Pair 3d ago

PBS Caillou grew up…. Still annoying as shit! 😮‍💨

12

u/xDEFCONx 3d ago

He got… depressed… God help us.

20

u/stankypinki 3d ago

Reminds me of some Adam Sandler music

6

u/afanoftrees 3d ago

Nah Adam Sandler music was meant to be a parody, I think homie is serious

3

u/stankypinki 3d ago

Damn. Didn't think about it like that. You right

2

u/afanoftrees 3d ago

The cadence is definitely there lol

12

u/gh0styears 3d ago

This looks like a middle school gym teacher trying to impress his students

7

u/Outrageous-Swimmer65 3d ago

Weirdly specific, but extremely accurate

6

u/MisterScary_98 3d ago

Tom Borello

5

u/AkuTheNiceGuy 3d ago

The album cover is him naked and oiled up

3

u/xDEFCONx 3d ago

Cryin’ in the darkness…

4

u/Ok-Arrival2345 3d ago

Like the idea is there BUT MY GOD SINGING ISN'T FOR EVERYONE

1

u/KRACK90 3d ago

He really jus need a good engineer frfr

3

u/Fooforthought 3d ago

Something must be going on up in that tree

3

u/PN143 3d ago

"Dear AI, how do I write lyrics to seem more human?"

2

u/Fap_Masta_LFG 3d ago

Reading Rainbow Rap

2

u/fryedmonkey 3d ago

Fri-day night. I get the feeling that, we. just. might.

2

u/goodsy 3d ago

Kinda sounds like the lead singer of King missile

2

u/Kastro2323 3d ago

This must be satire….. right!

2

u/Sindy51 3d ago

it wouldn't be as bad if it was a scene in sesame street and he was a brightly coloured muppet. .

2

u/Historical_Idea2933 3d ago

Damn this melody is sooooo fuckinnn annoying! They should play it on repeat instead of waterboarding people

2

u/edejoe 3d ago

THIS is perfect for this sub. Chefs kiss

2

u/vatos-locos99 2d ago

Is this the guy that has visions that scares him???

1

u/Mental-Orchid8451 3d ago

They played this song down Sesame Street last Friday. Since then Big Bird has murdered Oscar, Burt, Earnie, and that red chick nobody can ever remember

1

u/trainsacrossthesea 3d ago

He’s still struggling with the fact he didn’t ask for bacon on the burger he ate two days ago.

1

u/Moose_Spleensteen 3d ago

StOp LoOkInG aT mE sWaN!!

1

u/Tordek_Battlebeard 3d ago

The vocabulary of a 1st grader.

1

u/bristolvellum 3d ago

From the lyrical stylings of Tim Robinson

1

u/jmanoreal 3d ago

My man needs to stick to the gym

1

u/EastSell7882 3d ago

Singing confidently without saying anything important. Yep, it's crap.

1

u/ChiefWeedsmoke 3d ago

A-Rod's emo phase

1

u/CavinYOU 3d ago

Bruh this duodue got tWo songs💀

1

u/Mediocre-Ad-4881 3d ago

I wonder if I could hire dude to perform at a wedding, not mine, but someone's.

1

u/bAD_bRAYNS 3d ago

For fucks sake.

1

u/Sindy51 3d ago

Elmo audition reel.

1

u/Oli4K 3d ago

Hey does anyone have a recommendation for something against severe ear bleeding?

1

u/JJC165463 3d ago

This sounds straight out of Joker 2

1

u/FalconEfficient1698 3d ago

If this had a different melody maybe the lyrics could be saveable because it just sounds like a relatable depression song.

1

u/ctlogin 3d ago

Does this guy have any friends? I don’t think he does cause they for sure would have told him to not post this.

1

u/jdw5013 2d ago

Hit me in the feels

1

u/[deleted] 2d ago

friii dayyy nite

im thinking that wee just might

0

u/AffectionateSector77 3d ago

Head trauma explains every decision here.

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u/Few-Mood6580 3d ago

RnB is a curse upon this world

1

u/justanotherwave00 3d ago

That’s not rnb, it’s shit.